{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Rachel’s Book.html":{ "Cast":["Joey","Ross","Monica","Chandler","Phoebe","Rachel","(She comes back out","","Mrs. Geller","Mr. Geller"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey\nenters carrying a loaf of bread.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who wants French toast"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I’ll have some"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I’ll have some"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Good, me too. (Tosses him the loaf.) Eggs and milk are in the fridge.\nThanks"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering from her room) Oww"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering from her room) Oww"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s the matter honey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s the matter honey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t know, my hand feels weird. I guess it’s because,\nI’m engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, so let’s get started on the wedding plans"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! (Runs off."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! (Runs off."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(incredulous) Already?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(incredulous) Already?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the\ncaterers, the music"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I got some thoughts on that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I got some thoughts on that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Take it from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say\nthe right name"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(returning) Okay! (Sets down a huge 3\" 3-ring binder on the table."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What in God’s name is that?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What in God’s name is that?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What in God’s name is that?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God, the wedding book?! I haven’t seen that since the forth\ngrade"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"This baby has got everything. Take y’know, locations for instance.\n(She opens up the binder to the locations chapter.) First, organized alphabetically, then\ngeographically, then by square footage."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is so smart! (To Chandler, under her breath) Break it off. Break it\noff now"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling\nChandler what the wedding plans are.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, so I haven’t cleared the budget with my parents yet, but\ntell me how this is for music"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right umm, a string quartet for the procession"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"A jazz trio for cocktails. The Bay City Rollers for dancing.\nWait, that was from my sixth grade wedding"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you couldn’t get them anyway. Ian doesn’t\nplay anymore\nand Derrick… (Off of Rachel and Monica’s looks) And Derrick is a name I\nshouldn’t know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sitting up from the couch) Hey Mon, do you have another pillow? (Holds up\none.) Y’know, something a little snugglyer"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, the duck"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, the duck"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was\nimmediately found and properly cleaned up"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are\nactually involved in the wedding"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Centerpieces"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Centerpieces"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Centerpieces"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! Roses or Lilies? (Holds up a picture of each."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I just\nthink they’re a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.)\nBut Lilies are the clear choice"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! It’s like one mind"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! It’s like one mind"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sitting up again) Guys! Guys!! You gotta let me nap! Ugh, I’m\ngonna get cranky"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck\ngot sick"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I’m gonna go! (Gets up and heads for the door."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now Joey, what did the duck do?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now Joey, what did the duck do?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know! But he did not eat your face cream"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel’s, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open\nthe door to find the duck","Line":"Cut to Joey and Rachel’s, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open\nthe door to find the duck."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick\nand Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream?\n(He’s about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachel’s room. He walks\ninto her room and feels the bed.) That’s so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.)\nPillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him\nand pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.)\n(In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar…(Stops\nreading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) …wouldn’t be home\nfor hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and\ngrabbed his…(Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a\ndirty book! (Continues to read."}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, did you eat my face cream"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, did you eat my face cream"}, {"Character":"(She walks into her bedroom","Line":"She walks into her bedroom."}, {"Character":"(She walks into her bedroom","Line":"She walks into her bedroom."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours"}, {"Character":"(She comes back out","Line":"She comes back out."}, {"Character":"(She comes back out","Line":"She comes back out."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Where do you think, (pause) Zelda"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Where do you think, (pause) Zelda"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(gasps) You found my book?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah I did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah I did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah I did"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I\nshouldn’t have, but you got porn"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey-hey, y’know what? I don’t care! I’m not ashamed of my\nbook. There’s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. It’s just a\nhealthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She\ngoes into her room."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"So Chandler, your parents must’ve been thrilled when\nyou told them you were engaged"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah, I should probably call them"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I remember when we first got engaged"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh dad, really you don’t need to"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(ignoring her) Well, I’d gotten Judy pregnant. I still\ndon’t know how that happened"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(incredulous) You don’t know how that happened?! Your dog\nthought my diaphragm was a chew toy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, at least you’re not hearing it for the first time at your\nfifth grade Halloween party"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What?! They wanted a scary story"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What?! They wanted a scary story"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well I\nguess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.\n(She and Chandler laugh, but her parents don’t.) What"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"You tell her Jack, I can’t do it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don’t you"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly\nstarting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesn’t like it.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay! Now, I’m going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh,\nthat’s soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage\nhim with those."}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting\nthere.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Rach"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(quietly) Joey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(quietly) Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Rach, do you smell smoke"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh, I get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no-no, I’m serious. You don’t smell it? Something’s on\nfire"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well no, I don’t smell anything"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well no, I don’t smell anything"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well no, I don’t smell anything"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, y’know what? It’s probably just your burnin’ loins"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(takes a drink) Damn, this coffee’s cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I\nheat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y’know, I can not believe you told him, Joey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with\nyou. (Exits."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons\nof porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) ‘Sup"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) I’m sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) I’m sorry"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy\nthat worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(incredulous) I gave him an extremely professional massage"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He said you poked at him with wooden spoons"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He said you poked at him with wooden spoons"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, so it wasn’t uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him\nacu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a\nmop"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, he’s never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars\na week"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, y’know what? This is your fault! You’re the one that\ndidn’t move his-his appointment"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, it’s my fault?! You didn’t have to massage him! You\ncould’ve sent him away! You could’ve not rolled Tonka trucks up and down\nhis back"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"He said he liked that!! Oh you’re right, you’re right. I’m\nsorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"He said he liked that!! Oh you’re right, you’re right. I’m\nsorry"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, what are you massaging an old man for"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, what are you massaging an old man for"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"His daughter was hot"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"His daughter was hot"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gotcha"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gotcha"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gotcha"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his\nroom wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hello, Zelda"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are you supposed to be"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The vicar"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The vicar"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The vicar"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The vicar"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you even know what a vicar is"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like a goalie, right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like a goalie, right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough alright?! You keep\nmaking these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m\nnot—it’s just not funny anymore"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I’m sorry. Rach I—Rach I’m sorry. Okay? I’m\nsorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn. (Giggles."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right! Y’know what? That’s it! You wanna do it?!\nLet’s do it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(starting to move closer to him) That’s right, I wanna do it with\nyou! I’ve been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(nervously backing away) I-I-I-I did? (He puts a stool in front of her."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(moves the stool out of the way) Yeah! Ohh, I’ve been waitin’\nso long to get on that body"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"This body? (He backs into the kitchen."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"This body? (He backs into the kitchen."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah that’s right! Come on Joey; sex me up"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah that’s right! Come on Joey; sex me up"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey, you’re startin’ to sound like the butcher’s wife\nthere in-in chapter seven"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, come on now, don’t keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But,\nI would keep that helmet on because you’re in for a rough ride! (He backs into\nthe door."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t want to, I’m scared"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t want to, I’m scared"}, {"Character":"(Rachel walks away, pleased with herself","Line":"Rachel walks away, pleased with herself."}] } } } }