{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The ‘Cuffs.html":{ "Cast":["Joey","Chandler","Chandler","Rachel","Rachel","Joanna","(Joey creaks loude","The Salesman","Ross","(Joey just nods his head","Monica","All","","Joanna","Sophie","Phoebe","Ross"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the\ndoor carrying an outdoor patio table.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we\ncould have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the\nhall"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no-no-no, I’m, I’m paddling away"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> (Returning carrying a couple of rusted lawn chairs) Huh?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And,\nsome of it is not even popped!"}, {"Character":"(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joey’s\nbedroom","Line":"They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joey’s\nbedroom."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Could we be more white trash"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Could we be more white trash"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready\nfor work.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Just pickle"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the\nstreet yesterday"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My boss, Joanna? Wow, that must’ve been awkward"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Well, no, actually she uh, asked me if I wanted to get a\ndrink"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughs) You ah, you didn’t say ‘Yes’ to that\ndid you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughs) No. No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughs) No. No"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"(Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello,\nRachel. (She goes into Chandler’s bedroom"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Well, not at first"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Well, not at first"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> What is she doing here"}, {"Character":"(Joey makes a sound like a creaking bed","Line":"Joey makes a sound like a creaking bed."}, {"Character":"(Joey makes a sound like a creaking bed","Line":"Joey makes a sound like a creaking bed."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> I don’t understand! Last time you went out with her you\nsaid she was a ‘big, dull dud."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we\nwere able to take the relationship to the next level"}, {"Character":"(Joey creaks loude","Line":"Joey creaks louder"}, {"Character":"(Joey creaks loude","Line":"Joey creaks louder"}, {"Character":"(Joey creaks loude","Line":"Joey creaks louder"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must\nend it now"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, come on! It’s not like this is an everyday\noccurrence for me! I mean usually I’m pretty much just in there by myself"}, {"Character":"(Joey makes a sound imitating one person making a bed creak and Chandler turns and\nglares at him","Line":"Joey makes a sound imitating one person making a bed creak and Chandler turns and\nglares at him."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> Chandler!! (He turns around quickly) Promise me, you will end\nit"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Okay, I promise, I’ll end it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Okay, I promise, I’ll end it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I hope you know what I’m giving up for ya, because\nshe’s not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what\nhe meant"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on\nthe door. He goes over and opens it.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"/strong> (Entering before Joey can say anything) Good afternoon,\nare you the decision maker of the house"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Uhhhh. (He’s not sure"}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"/strong> Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in\nthere"}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"/strong> Actually, I’m not buying. I’m selling. Let me\nask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even\nthough you’re not really sure what they’re talking about"}, {"Character":"(We go into a flashback sequence with Joey remembering some of those times","Line":"We go into a flashback sequence with Joey remembering some of those times."}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment, all are there","Line":"Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment, all are there."}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment, all are there","Line":"Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment, all are there."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"…I’m telling you it’s totally unconstituional"}, {"Character":"Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel","Line":"/strong> Oh yeah, I totally agree"}, {"Character":"(Joey just nods his head","Line":"Joey just nods his head."}, {"Character":"(Joey just nods his head","Line":"Joey just nods his head."}, {"Character":"(Joey just nods his head","Line":"Joey just nods his head."}, {"Character":"[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there","Line":"Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"…I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. (Joey starts to nod\n‘Yes.’"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Nooo!! (Joey quickly stops nodding his head."}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s, they’re all there playing cards","Line":"Cut to Monica and Rachel’s, they’re all there playing cards."}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s, they’re all there playing cards","Line":"Cut to Monica and Rachel’s, they’re all there playing cards."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> …it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh,\nbut Joey only laughs not to be left out."}, {"Character":"[Cut back to the present day","Line":"Cut back to the present day."}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"(Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, I’m sorry,\nyou haven’t said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all\ninterested"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Yeah-well-yeah! Yeah-oh-yeah. Come on in"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Joanna’s office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler\nisn’t wearing any pants.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> It just doesn’t…feel like we’re breaking up"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"No, we are. I’m sad"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Okay"}, {"Character":"(They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phon","Line":"They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phone"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"/strong> (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, can’t you wait\nuntil tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Thanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Thanks"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"/strong> No, no, that was my boss. I have to go"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Okay. (Starts to button up his shirt"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"What are you doing"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m getting dressed"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m getting dressed"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"/strong> Why"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Wait. I wanna show you something"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is it"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (She’s holding a\npair of handcuffs) Put your hands together"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Ah-ha, you’re not the boss of me. (She kisses him)\nYeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"(kisses him) I’ll be back in ten minutes. (Starts to\nleave"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> You are, you’re gonna leave me like this"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"/strong> Knowing you’re here, waiting for me I think it’s\nkinda exciting"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Okay. But if you don’t come back soon, (She leaves and\ncloses the door) there’s pretty much nothing I can do about it"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Joanna’s outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming\nback from lunch","Line":"Cut to Joanna’s outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming\nback from lunch."}, {"Character":"[Cut to Joanna’s outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming\nback from lunch","Line":"Cut to Joanna’s outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming\nback from lunch."}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"/strong> (locking her door) Oh"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"Hi! I brought you back a macaroon"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Oh great! I’ll keep it in my butt with your nose. (She\ngrabs the cookie and walks out."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s weird, she locked the door"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"/strong> Y’know why? She’s got the Christmas bonus list in\nthere. I saw her working on it this morning"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> Okay, swear you won’t tell, but when Mark left he gave me\na key to Joanna’s office. Do you wanna see the list"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"/strong> Yeah"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"/strong> Yeah"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"/strong> Yeah"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"/strong> Yeah"}, {"Character":"(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the\nchair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise","Line":"Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the\nchair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi! (to Sophie) How are you"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, The salesman is trying to sell Joey the encyclopedias.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"/strong> So, here’s somebody interesting, Joey. What do you\nknow about Van Gogh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> He cut off his ear"}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"And"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> I’m out"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> I’m out"}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"/strong> He painted that. (Points to one of his paintings in the\nbook"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Wow! That’s pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear\n‘cause he sucked. What else you got in there"}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"/strong> Let’s see, ahhh… Where does the Pope live"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> In the woods. No wait-wait, that’s the joke answer"}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"/strong> Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know\nabout vulcanised rubber"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Spock’s birth control"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Spock’s birth control"}, {"Character":"The Salesman","Line":"/strong> (laughs) You need these books"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Joanna’s office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with\nhis pants.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back\nthe way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, she’s very private about her office.\nNow I know why"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she\ncomes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were\nin here. So you might as well just let me go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What if I clean your bathroom for a month"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> It still wouldn’t be clean. (Rachel makes an ‘Eww,\ndisgusting!’ face) All I want is my freedom"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Foot rubs for a month"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Foot rubs for a month"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Freedom"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’ll take all of your photos and put them into photo\nalbums"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Freedom! I want my freedom! Why won’t you here me?!\n(Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sophie sit!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sophie sit!"}, {"Character":"(She closes the door and puts his tie into his mouth as a gag","Line":"She closes the door and puts his tie into his mouth as a gag."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> No! God, would you just calm down"}, {"Character":"(Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so\nwith a ‘Pouff!","Line":"Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so\nwith a ‘Pouff!’"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m gonna say this for the last time. Would you please\njust… (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head,\nwhich proves his point."}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Joanna’s office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> I ah… Oh! I’ll squeeze you fresh orange juice every\nmorning"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"With extra pulp"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"With extra pulp"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> (happily) Yeah!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> D’oh!! (pause) I’ve got it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t have it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t have it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> I have so got it. There’s gonna be\nrumours about this, there’s no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> How do Monica and Phoebe know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be\nvery generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(intrigued) Go on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(intrigued) Go on"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can make you a legend. I can make you this generation’s\nMilton Berle"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> And Milton Berle has a"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(hello) Hello"}, {"Character":"Joey, Rachel, and Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"/strong> (in a sexy voice) Hello, Chandler. (Phoebe has a huge smile on\nher face."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> (to Rachel) I love you. (Kisses her on the forehead"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Wh-what’s going on"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Wh-what’s going on"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"/strong> Oh."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"/strong> Oh."}, {"Character":"(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told\nher. The guys both lean back laughing","Line":"She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told\nher. The guys both lean back laughing."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> No he doesn’t"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(checks his watch) Two hours, that lasted"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> So did you break up with Joanna"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> I think so"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> I think so"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it’s good thing you got out when you did, before she\nblew up like that Vesuvius"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"The volcano"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"The volcano"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Yeah. And speaking of volcanoes, man are they a violent igneous\nrock formation"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Oh yeah, lava spewing, hot ash, of course some are dormant"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"/strong> Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk\nabout? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"/strong> Oh! Did anybody see that-that documentary on the Korean War?\n(Joey is pissed"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Oh, yeah. Yeah"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Oh, yeah. Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"/strong> Oh God, Korea is such a beautiful country"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"/strong> With such a sad history"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"/strong> With such a sad history"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> Could there be more Kims"}] } } } }