{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Boob Job.html":{ "Cast":["Chandler","Monica","Joey","Rachel","Joey & Monica","Mike","Phoebe","","Ross"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through \n some papers.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this \n since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened \n to all our money"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more \n than we're bringing in"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't \n ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was \n y'know... finding gold"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big \n a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe \n next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's \n refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda \n and beer"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! We're not borrowing money"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one \n thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the \n pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get \n us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey's apartment. Monica enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will \n never get back to Chandler"}, {"Character":"(Joey frowns...then looks as if he understand","Line":"Joey frowns...then looks as if he understands"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler \n is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But \n that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money \n is always a mistake"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Chandler lent you money"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Chandler lent you money"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Chandler lent you money"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And I think he would tell you it was a mistake"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Two thousand dollars"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel \n enters"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi you guys"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi you guys"}, {"Character":"Joey & Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey & Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oo...what's in the bag"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oo...what's in the bag"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that \n this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff \n to baby-proof the apartment"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, \n when I was a kid it was like.. \"Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!\" \n or er.. \"Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!\" Huh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this \n stuff"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic \n laugh."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're gonna do it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're gonna do it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're gonna do it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're gonna do it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, women can. You can't"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, women can. You can't"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You're a pig. And you can't do this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You're a pig. And you can't do this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The hardware store is right down the street"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"There is a hardware store right down the street"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"There is a hardware store right down the street"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater \n sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little \"groomy\" \n joke"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase \n it's a play on the word roomy"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna \n say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, \n you're not expecting a proposal, right"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See \n where it goes"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever \n go"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever \n go"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get \n married again"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind \n of lost faith in the whole idea"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Was it really that bad"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Was it really that bad"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"At one point near the end she deliberately defecated...."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different \n with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once \n in the ocean"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first \n time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married \n again"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving \n in together isn't the best idea"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to \n make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you \n start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Trust me, I will never.."}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Trust me, I will never.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I get that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I get that"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":"Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"H"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can \n see for all hanging out but to come to my home"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mike doesn't ever wanna get married"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Never"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Never"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"wow, are you still going to move in with him"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't \n really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. \n That marriage stinks"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight \n and a woman stop shaving? Get them married"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's not how you really feel is it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's not how you really feel is it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right \n now but I can't help it. I love marriage"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Seriously? You divorce-o"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Seriously? You divorce-o"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Seriously? You divorce-o"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"If you have to call me name, I prefer \"Ross the Divorcer\". \n It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love \n to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before \n she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's ok that's how you feel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's ok that's how you feel"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you \n guys have so much fun and you love Mike"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I do love Mike"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I do love Mike"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, \n and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"The Divorcer, to the rescue"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"The Divorcer, to the rescue"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's not cooler"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's not cooler"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's not cooler"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah I just hurt it"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica \n are seated at the table.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection. (kisses monica) Wouldn't \n change a thing. Not a thing"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"About that? Erm...I'm going to change"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But honey you don't have to"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm going to get bigger"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm going to get bigger"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Argh. fascis"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Argh. fascis"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Argh. fascis"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it \n or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get \n bigger too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"your ass?!?!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"your ass?!?!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"your ass?!?!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger \n too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They...do that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They...do that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's kind of a package deal"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"God why why would you want to do that to yourself!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I thought I was something that we both wanted"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I thought I was something that we both wanted"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able \n to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going \n to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little \n present that's shooting out of her!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sedated) What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sedated) What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sedated) What"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike \n are also there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! What do you guys think about this. \"Ross: The Divorce-Force\""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Very cool"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Very cool"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me \n the other day and I hope I was a little helpful"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised \n I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught \n up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly \n picture yourself in a Volvo"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They are awfully boxy.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They are awfully boxy.."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... \n normal"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh"}, {"Character":"(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the doo","Line":"Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey hey, can I help"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey hey, can I help"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored \n a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where \n it gets really tricky"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know sometimes your words... they hurt"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey uh, where do you guys want this"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey uh, where do you guys want this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets \n go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these \n guys"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle \n room? None at all"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"No but... You don't want to get married either right"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"No but... You don't want to get married either right"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Right. Except that I do want to get married"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(voice strained) Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck \n huh"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"You wanna get married"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"You wanna get married"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"You wanna get married"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Someday"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Someday"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aaaaand....... hernia"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt \n I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of \n the regular stuff"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love \n you, and I wanted to live with you"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"I want to live with you too! Let's do that"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"I want to live with you too! Let's do that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't \n know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever \n gonna happen"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your \n mind about marriage"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you gonna change yours"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you gonna change yours"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you gonna change yours"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what \n I want"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"But I don't want this to end"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"But I don't want this to end"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don't want it to end either"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff \n packed up"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Ok... so...(They hug) Goodbye"}, {"Character":"Chandler/Joey/Rachel/Monica","Line":"Bye bye Mike!/Cya mike!/Bye mike!/Bye bye \n now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm so sorry Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm so sorry Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm so sorry Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"We're all sorry... (They have a group hug"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live \n with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again"}] } } } }