{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Hypnosis Tape.html":{ "Cast":["Monica","Joey","Gunther","Chandler","Rachel","Ross","Phoebe","","Hypnosis Tape","Ross and Joey","Frank","Alice","Pete"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to Joey) What’s so funny"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, nothing, no. It’s an acting exercise, I’m practising my fake\nlaugh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. (she laughs"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. (she laughs"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. (she laughs"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What-what’s so funny"}, {"Character":"(Chandler enters with a cigarette","Line":"Chandler enters with a cigarette."}, {"Character":"(Chandler enters with a cigarette","Line":"Chandler enters with a cigarette."}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"(to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, there’s none of that in here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Okay, but only if you give me a drag"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Okay, but only if you give me a drag"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"(Chandler hands him the cigarette, and he takes a long drag","Line":"Chandler hands him the cigarette, and he takes a long drag."}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit. (hands Chandler\nback the cigarette."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No-no, why don’t you hang on to that one"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No-no, why don’t you hang on to that one"}, {"Character":"(He goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth, which Rachel\ntakes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth, and Rachel takes it away\nagain","Line":"He goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth, which Rachel\ntakes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth, and Rachel takes it away\nagain."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, that’s like the least fun game ever"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I’m really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that\nis going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking\npatch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake\nlaughs."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on, it’s a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two\nweeks straight and she hasn’t smoked since"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pffhah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Ross) What’s your problem"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nothing, it’s just that hypnosis is beyond crap"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh right, ‘cause you always pull your pants down at the count of\nthree and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have\nto dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or what my Father called Thursday night"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or what my Father called Thursday night"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler’s bedroom, Chandler is listening to the hypnosis tape.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Hypnosis Tape","Line":"You are falling fast asleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. You are now\ncompletely asleep. You don’t need to smoke. Cigarettes don’t control you. You\nare a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, I know, I know, that this is Frank’s life, (walks behind them,\nthey turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I don’t want to\nbe all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, it’s sick and wrong"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs, what, is it the age thing"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no, oh, I’m fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts\nsticking it’s tongue down my little brother’s throat!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But, I mean, do you think he’s gonna enjoy it when he’s up to\nhis elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not\nfair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and\nit-it’s not fair to the babies, and y'know what, it’s not good home economics"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, have-have you told him how you feel"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, have-have you told him how you feel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes. Not out loud"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes. Not out loud"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs, if you don’t tell him, soon he’s gonna be married, and\nthen you’re gonna hate yourself"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he’s gonna hate myself. I mean\nlook at him and his Mom, I can’t. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk\nhim out of it"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"No-no-no-no-no. (They start to turn away, but Phoebe stops them,\nand turns them back to face her."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on, you guys, you have nothing to lose, I have everything to lose.\nDo you want me to lose everything? Everything?"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I’m gonna go get Frank. (exits"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, we’re walking down the street and I turn to you and I say,\n“Hey, let’s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,” remember? And then, and\nthen, you turn to me and say, “Nah, let’s just hang out at your place.”\nWell, that was a nice move dumb ass."}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All we’re saying is don’t rush into anything"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, come on, think about it. You’re 18, okay, she’s 44, when\nyou’re 36, she’s gonna be 88"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What, you don’t think I know that"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What, you don’t think I know that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, the point is, there’s a lot of women out there you haven’t\neven had sex with yet"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, he-he’s right, he’s right. This is your time y'know, yeah,\nyou’re young, you’re-you’re weird, chicks dig that"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Okay, but isn’t sex better when it’s with one person that you\nreally, really care about"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, in a poem maybe"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, in a poem maybe"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, in a poem maybe"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, in a poem maybe"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No the man’s right, that’s what I had with Rachel"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"You don’t have it anymore"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"You don’t have it anymore"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I ah, I slept with someone else"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It didn’t"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It didn’t"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It didn’t"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It didn’t"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It didn’t"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what I’ve got with\nAlice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Now, wh-what, what is that like"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Now, wh-what, what is that like"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"It’s so cool man, it’s so, it’s just ‘cause being\nwith her is so much better than like not being with her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Ross) Why can’t I find that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Don’t ask me, I had it and I blew it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Don’t ask me, I had it and I blew it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I want it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I want it"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"You can have it"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"You can have it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know, maybe I can’t. I mean, maybe there’s\nsomething wrong with me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no! No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no! No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no! No"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"It’s out there man! I’ve seen it! I got it!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Then you hold on to it!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Then you hold on to it!"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"All right, man!"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"All right, man!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! (hugs him"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Phoebe’s, Phoebe is opening the door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I’m so glad you could come, ‘cause\nI’ve got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge\nmustard stain on it."}, {"Character":"Alice","Line":"Oh my God, who died on this?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I know. It’s a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me"}, {"Character":"Alice","Line":"Absolutely. Okay, first we’ll start with a little club soda and\nsalt, and then if that doesn’t work we can go back to"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y'know what, forget it. It’s ruined."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y'know what, forget it. It’s ruined."}, {"Character":"Alice","Line":"Oh no-no, never say that. If we can’t get it out then we can cut\naround the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Phoebe’s, she is coming home. She turns on the lights, and sits down on\nthe couch.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"(hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no!\nJust put the mail down. It’s-it’s me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought\nI’d curl up in it. Is that all right"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Oh, well just probably the worst one since I’ve been alive"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What umm, what happened"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What umm, what happened"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no. Did umm, did she say why"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I don’t\nsee how I could all of the sudden be too young, ‘cause I’m older than I was when\nwe first got together"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, yeah, no, I don’t, I don’t know. But, y'know what, maybe\nit’s just all for the best"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, sweetie, oh. (hugs him"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, sweetie, oh. (hugs him"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Y'know, I just was finally happy y'know. For the first time in my life!\nAfter my Dad left me, and then, and then getting arrested for stealing those birds, and\nthen, and then the whole punctured lung thing! I can, it’s still really hard to take\ndeep breaths in cold weather, but with Alice all that stuff kinda went away. And now\nit’s, and now it’s gone and I don’t know why"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh, well I can tell you why. It’s, it’s because of me. But,\ny'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made\nher see why you two shouldn’t be together, y'know. And you’re gonna see it to,\none day, you really, really will"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Well, you, wait no, my Mother didn’t want us to be together, but the\nworst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, but"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, but"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, but"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought you’d\nunderstand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or\na place to go"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Pete","Line":"You’re, hey, you’re not paying for the pizza"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh come on, it’s only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is\nthat enough lire"}, {"Character":"Pete","Line":"Ahh, I’d throw another thousand on that"}, {"Character":"Pete","Line":"Ahh, I’d throw another thousand on that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why, how much is that"}, {"Character":"Pete","Line":"That’s about 60 cents"}, {"Character":"Pete","Line":"That’s about 60 cents"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Phoebe’s, Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe\nenters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally\nevil thing, but I so didn’t. There’s someone here who can explain this better\nthan I can"}, {"Character":"Alice","Line":"Hi Frank"}, {"Character":"Alice","Line":"Hi Frank"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Hi, Mrs. Knight"}, {"Character":"Frank","Line":"Hi, Mrs. Knight"}, {"Character":"Alice","Line":"Phoebe’s right Frank. I know it’s hard to hear, but it\nwould’ve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we,\nwe want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that\nwhat it is"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but not just that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but not just that"}, {"Character":"Alice","Line":"Right, not just that. Umm, even though we love each other as much as we\ndo, none the less"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"None the less"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"None the less"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"None the less"}, {"Character":"Alice","Line":"None the less. Umm, you’re too young to, to really know what you\nwant. (They embrace in a passionate kiss."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That’s right, exactly. (sees them) All right, it’s a good bye\nkiss, that’s good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They\nboth lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that\nyou see what I’m saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore\nher) Okay, I’ve decided I’m gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my\npurse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves)"}] } } } }