{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel.html":{ "Cast":["Host","Phoebe","Joey","All","Mike","Joey","Rachel","Mike","Ross","Chandler","Ross","Carol","Susan","(cut to later in the da","Monica","Janice","Phoebe",""], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an\ninfo-mercial that stars Joey.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Host","Line":"Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!Phoebe","Line":"Oh, oh! It's on again"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You guys, can we please not watch this all right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You guys, can we please not watch this all right"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Shhhh"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Shhhh"}, {"Character":"Host","Line":"Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get\na nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and\nthese darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.Joey","Line":"Can we please turn this off"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Can we please turn this off"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo way, Kevin"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo way, Kevin"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never\nhave to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.Ross","Line":"(to Chandler) Are you intrigued"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Chandler) Are you intrigued"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You're flingin'-flangin' right I am"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how\neasy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout\nthat you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works\nwith any milk carton.Carol and Susan","Line":"(entering) Hey!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a\nBarbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"He picked it out of the toy store himself, he loves it"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski\nboots and a kicky beret"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and\nbe in show business"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by\ntwo women, does it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so\nam I"}, {"Character":"(cut to later in the da","Line":"cut to later in the day"}, {"Character":"(cut to later in the da","Line":"cut to later in the day"}, {"Character":"(cut to later in the da","Line":"cut to later in the day"}, {"Character":"(cut to later in the da","Line":"cut to later in the day"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi.\nOkay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck\nsound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll?\n(uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering from her bedroom) I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left\nboob"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I love that movie. (Joey is using it as a pillow"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I love that movie. (Joey is using it as a pillow"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"There it is. Joey, what are you doing"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"There it is. Joey, what are you doing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm sorry, it just felt nice"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me.\nGo get me a sweater"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see\nher tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her\nchicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You didn't want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to\nyou"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm\nstarted going off in my head: 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Men are unbelievable"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Men are unbelievable"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Men are unbelievable"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel\nsomething, you have to run away"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of\nthought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say\nsomething stupid"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until\nyou get us to break up with you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, you know about that?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, you know about that?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, you know about that?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of\nthe commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!"}, {"Character":"(Joey looks quizzically at Ros","Line":"Joey looks quizzically at Ross"}, {"Character":"(Joey looks quizzically at Ros","Line":"Joey looks quizzically at Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Joey) Where there is no fear of commitment"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we\nhave any thoughts here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand\nit, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it\nseems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear\nof heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug.\nRight. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the\nmost committed guy there ever was"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Amazingly, that makes sense"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Amazingly, that makes sense"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Amazingly, that makes sense"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You think"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You think"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You think"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of\nthe gun, pee into the wind"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm\npretty much peeing every which way"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"'Cause, I wanted to uh, give you this. (hands her a present"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Ohhh, are you a puppy! (opens it) Contact paper! I never really know\nwhat to say when someone you're sleeping with gives you contact paper"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into\nyour brand new drawer. (gives her a drawer) See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh, you didn't have to do this"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh, you didn't have to do this"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh, you didn't have to do this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what\ngirlfriends should, should get."}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Well, I gotta buy a vowel. Because, oh my Gawd! Who, would've thought\nthat someday, Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's\nmore. We should take a trip"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"We should"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"We should"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"We should"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"We should"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"We should"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"We should"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your\nparents. We should take a trip with your parents"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"(laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right\nnow! Are you okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have\nfeared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably\nsay 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"You probably want us to move in together"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"You probably want us to move in together"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It doesn't scare me"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It doesn't scare me"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You\nknow, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about\nmoving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a\nlittle late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm\nhopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice\nto leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna\napologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something\nother than the Barbi doll.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A\nreal American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Go Joe!!"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Go Joe!!"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Go Joe!!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs! There you are"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs! There you are"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No it's not, sorry"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No it's not, sorry"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe! (catches her in the hallway"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in\nthose....pants"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I\ngot a shot at it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it,\nI'm sorry, I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's okay, these things happen"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's okay, these things happen"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's okay, these things happen"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible,\nterrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm, I'm okay. See. (tries to smile, but fails horribly"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm, I'm okay. See. (tries to smile, but fails horribly"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit,\nokay, I just quit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs,\nrejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian\nactor with a worse Italian accent"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They actually said that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They actually said that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They actually said that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You\nknow, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in\na very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he\nthen pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's\ndoor, dead."}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, shoot"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, shoot"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I didn't get it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I didn't get it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I didn't get it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can\nwork on that."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, what else"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, what else"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, what else"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this\nPheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at\nleast with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, no, I understand"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, no, I understand"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do, thanks"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do, thanks"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Sorry. (she starts to leave"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait a minute"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait a minute"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait a minute"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of\nbeing my agent"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(in a really, really bad Italian accent) That's-ah what I suspected-ah"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is\npouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"What'd you do, dip it in sugar"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"What'd you do, dip it in sugar"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't\ndeal with it, that's your 'too bad."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You\nused to dress up like a woman"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What are you talking about"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What are you talking about"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, you are totally making this up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, you are totally making this up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(remembering) Oh God"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(remembering) Oh God"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"I've literally never been this happy"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wasn't there a little song"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wasn't there a little song"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh please God, let there be a song"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh please God, let there be a song"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"There was no song. (to Monica) There was no song"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(singing) 'I am Bea."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(singing) 'I am Bea."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'I drink tea."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... "}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... "}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"A-ha!!! (they all start laughing, as Ross hides in the bathroom"}] } } } }