{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With the Breast Milk.html":{ "Cast":["Monica","Phoebe","Susan","Carol","Chandler","Joey","Ross","Ross","Annabelle","(The Hombre man enters","Hombre Man","Hombre Man","Guy","","Rachel","Carol and Susan","Julie","Julie","Rachel"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were\nunbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I\ncouldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my God,\noh, ok, was that too much pressure for him"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Oh, is he hungry already"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Oh, is he hungry already"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him)\nsomething funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(joins him) I gotta get one, too"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(joins him) I gotta get one, too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in\nthe world"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better\nget used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask\nquestions. Carol's fine with it, now come on"}, {"Character":"(They go back into the living roo","Line":"They go back into the living room"}, {"Character":"(They go back into the living roo","Line":"They go back into the living room"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"/strong> Carol"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about\nbreast-feeding"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, does it hurt"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, does it hurt"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"It did at first, but not anymore"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, uh, how often can you do it"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"As much as he needs"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"As much as he needs"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get\nbigger"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" A Department Store, Joey is selling men's cologne.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men?\n(Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey\nAnnabelle.Hombre Man","Line":"/strong> (to a customer) Hombre? (The guy says yes, and gets his\nsample."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's he doin' in my section"}, {"Character":"Annabelle","Line":"I guess he doesn't know"}, {"Character":"Annabelle","Line":"I guess he doesn't know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man)\nHey, how ya doin'"}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"Mornin'."}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"Mornin'."}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"Mornin'."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from\nYoung Men's to the escalator is my territory"}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"Your territory, huh"}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"Your territory, huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Bijan for men"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Bijan for men"}, {"Character":"Guy","Line":"/strong> No thanks"}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"Hombre"}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"Hombre"}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"Hombre"}, {"Character":"Guy","Line":"/strong> Yeah. All right. (They guy gets his sample and leaves."}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"(To Joey) You were saying"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" The Department Store, Joey is trying to sell some cologne.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan\nfor... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey, Annabelle, Uh,\nlisten, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee"}, {"Character":"Annabelle","Line":"Oh, actually I sorta have plans"}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"(entering) Ready, Annabelle"}, {"Character":"Hombre Man","Line":"(entering) Ready, Annabelle"}, {"Character":"Annabelle","Line":"You bet. (to Joey) Maybe some other time"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy\nspraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and\nJoey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is\npreparing Ben's milk.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ben, dinner"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's\nbreast milk, and you're not supposed to do that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her\nwrist and tastes it."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What did you just do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What did you just do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What did you just do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I licked my arm, what"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's breast milk"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's breast milk"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's breast milk"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What is the big deal? (Tastes the breast milk."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What did you just do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What did you just do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What did you just do"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You won't even taste it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You won't even taste it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not even if you just pretend that it's milk"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are\nleaning against the rim and are completely asleep.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working?\nIt's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as\nsimple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve"}, {"Character":"(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe","Line":"There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe."}, {"Character":"Carol and Susan","Line":"/strong> Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"How did we do"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"How did we do"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"How did we do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I did not freak out."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I did not freak out."}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Why'd you freak out"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Why'd you freak out"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Because it's breast milk. It's gross"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"My breast milk is gross"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"My breast milk is gross"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"This should be fun"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"This should be fun"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think\nbreast milk is for adults"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it.\n(Holding out a bottle."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(jumping away) That would be no"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(jumping away) That would be no"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(jumping away) That would be no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on. It doesn't taste bad"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on. It doesn't taste bad"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh.."}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Cantaloupe juice"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Cantaloupe juice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Exactly"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Exactly"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Exactly"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(staring at Susan) You've tasted it? You've tasted it"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Uh huh"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Uh huh"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Uh huh"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Uh huh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, you've tasted it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, you've tasted it"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(he rolls up his sleeve) Gimme the bottle. (Joey hands him the bottle and\nRoss squirts some on his arm.) Gimme the towel. (Joey gives him the towel and he wipes it\noff.)"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don't know what else to say"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that works out good, because I'm not listening"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I feel terrible, I really do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I feel terrible, I really do"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend\nsome time together. Is that so terrible"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's that terrible"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy\nwho might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually\n(starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean,\njust because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean,\n(starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love you too. (They hug."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love you too. (They hug."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love you too. (They hug."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with\nme, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and\nsits down."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to\nhate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a\nguy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her.\nWould you just give that a chance, for me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, wait, wait, wait! (Runs over and joins in on the hug again."}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"So"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"So"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you\nknow, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us,\nthough, right"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much\ntotally intimidated by you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? Me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? Me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? Me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? Me"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really\nwanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the\nfeeling that maybe you don't"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you're not totally paranoid"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you're not totally paranoid"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Oy"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Oy"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Oy"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it\nwas really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but\num, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um,\nMonica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or\nsomething"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, Julie"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, Julie"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, Julie"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"/strong> Bye. (Gets up."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch"}] } } } }