{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With the Dozen Lasagnas.html":{ "Cast":["Chandler","","Joey","Rachel","Monica","Ross","(Phoebe enter","Rachel","Phoebe","Customer","Chandler","Monica","Ross","Joey"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on\ncrossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in,\nfollowed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I\nDream Of Jeannie.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No-no-no-no, we're done"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes,\nand their little baby hands..."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever"}, {"Character":"(Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls ove","Line":"Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Need a new table"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Need a new table"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Need a new table"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You think"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You think"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's,  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to\nsupport the lasagna.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's the rule"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's the rule"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How'd you get to that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How'd you get to that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little\nbreakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You knew about that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You knew about that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You knew about that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left\nlittle to the imagination"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ok, ok, How about if we split it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ok, ok, How about if we split it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What do you mean, like, buy it together"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yea"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yea"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yea"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yea"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yea"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You think we're ready for something like that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to\nmove out"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why, are you moving out"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why, are you moving out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm not moving out."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm not moving out."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You'd tell me if you were moving out righ"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aw, I know all about Kip"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aw, I know all about Kip"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aw, I know all about Kip"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and\ngot married, and things got pretty ugly"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aw, don't do tha"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aw, don't do tha"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aw, don't do tha"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I\ncouldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows...."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"And Monica knows.."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and\nwaves arms frantically in protest"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or an uncle..."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or an uncle..."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or an uncle..."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or an uncle..."}, {"Character":"(Phoebe enter","Line":"Phoebe enters"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe enter","Line":"Phoebe enters"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe enter","Line":"Phoebe enters"}, {"Character":"Joey and Chandler","Line":"Hey Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Fine"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Fine"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Fine"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, what's the matter"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts"}, {"Character":"Customer","Line":"/strong> Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, right, that's me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, right, that's me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, right, that's me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, what is it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, you know Paolo"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, you know Paolo"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I'm familiar with his work, yes.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, he made a move on me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, he made a move on me"}, {"Character":"(Joey and Chandler come bac","Line":"Joey and Chandler come back"}, {"Character":"(Joey and Chandler come bac","Line":"Joey and Chandler come back"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa, store will be open tomorrow"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"More coffee over here, please"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The Table Store, Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a\ntable"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's patio furniture"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So what, like people are gonna come in and think, \"Uh-oh, I'm outside\nagain?\" Of course"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"/strong> (gesturing towards another table) What about the birds"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don't know, birds just don't say, \"Hello, sit here, eat\nsomething."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don't know, birds just don't say, \"Hello, sit here, eat\nsomething."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You pick one"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You pick one"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, how about the ladybugs"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine\ndining"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Not like that, I won't! (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! (Joey\nturns and gives Chandler a dirty look"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new\ntable.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, what do you think"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"(The camera pans back to reveal Joey and Chandler's new foosball table","Line":"The camera pans back to reveal Joey and Chandler's new foosball table."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little\nguys' heads"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Heads up Ross! (Monica scores on Chandler and Joey) Score! (points at\nChandler) You suck"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as\nthe foosball game continues.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now,\nso.."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"We should get over there and see if she's okay. (switching\nplaces with Ross) Just one...second! Score! (Monica scores, high-fives with Ross) Game!\nCome on. (Monica and Phoebe leave"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"/strong> (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your\nbutts"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there\nteam"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, two on one"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, two on one"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, two on one"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's\ntime for you to swoop in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, now"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, now"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, now"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, now"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out\nof there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's\nnot! You're like, like the anti-Paolo"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her.\nYou pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off\ninto the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! And that would be a shut-down"}, {"Character":"Joey and Chandler","Line":"Shut-out!! (They both start heading for\ntheir rooms."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, get out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, get out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, get out"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use\nmy left hand, huh? Come on, wussies! (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I\ngotta go. I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Joey) One more game"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Joey) One more game"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah!Joey","Line":"Oh yeah!