{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy.html":{ "Cast":["Ross","Rachel","Phoebe","Monica","Joey","Janice","Chandler","Mrs. Geller"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's\nThe Boss"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What song was that, Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What song was that, Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za"}, {"Character":"(Monica enters from her bedroo","Line":"Monica enters from her bedroom"}, {"Character":"(Monica enters from her bedroo","Line":"Monica enters from her bedroom"}, {"Character":"(Monica enters from her bedroo","Line":"Monica enters from her bedroom"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi Monica"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi Monica"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Mon"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Mon"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Mon"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Mon"}, {"Character":"(she just walks straight into the bathroo","Line":"she just walks straight into the bathroom"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God, has she slept at all"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God, has she slept at all"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nope"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, it's been three nights in a row"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of\nRichard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I\ncould hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a\nopossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the\nphone call"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, look what I found in the drain"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with\nthis"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Getting it away from me would be job one"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this\nis like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your\ncereal. (Ross gives her this look, like 'Yeah, doesn't it', and gets up to dump it down\nthe drain."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, what is wrong with me"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, what is wrong with me"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, what is wrong with me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You need to get some sleep"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You need to get some sleep"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I need to get some Richard"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I need to get some Richard"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica, you broke up with him for a reason"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know, I know. I'm just so tired of-of missing him. I'm tired of\nwondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Maybe, because you told him not to"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Maybe, because you told him not to"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you the memory woman"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking\nup. He didn't blink or anything"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together,\nthey're really cute"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his\ngirlfriend now. I mean what can we do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All\nright who's first? Huh? Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy,\nso I say we just all be adult about it and accept her"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved\nthat"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you know she\nstopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Did you ever do the-the Leia thing"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah, um-mm. Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah, um-mm. Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah, um-mm. Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really! That-that great huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Monica in tow) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Monica in tow) Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi you guys"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi you guys"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi you guys"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look who I found standing outside of the Szechwan Dragon staring at a\nparking meter"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mon. Hi!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mon. Hi!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mon. Hi!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why aren't you at work"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, they-they sent me home"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, they-they sent me home"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You really, really need to get some sleep, honey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know I do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know I do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know I do"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Guess what"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Guess what"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"They published my paper"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"They published my paper"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, really, let me see, let me see"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rach, look! (she holds two buns up to her ears to make her hair look\nlike the Princess Leia 'do.) Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me.\n(Ross stands up horrified) There he is"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"How could you have told her?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, who are you talking to when you do that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, who are you talking to when you do that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other\neverything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that\nlocker room stuff"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who\ndid it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Were both of those Joey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Were both of those Joey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Were both of those Joey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, you know, your\ngirlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Not even with your best friend"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Not even with your best friend"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Noo"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding\nand the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same\nthing you are"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hmph. So what you, you tell each other everything"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pretty much"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pretty much"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pretty much"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pretty much"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the\nnight of five times?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"So, I hear, you hate me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off\nand throw it at me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there.."}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about\nour little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time\ntogether"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"But what does that gonna do.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"But what does that gonna do.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"But what does that gonna do.."}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"For Chandler"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"For Chandler"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"For Chandler"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. I'm in"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. I'm in"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Okay. All right. This is what we're gonna call it: 'Joey and Janice's DAY\nOF FUN!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Does it have to be a whole day"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Does it have to be a whole day"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"We're baack"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys doing together"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I\nlove this woman. You have got competition buddy"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so.\nI'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You still can't stand her can you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You still can't stand her can you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day\ntogether and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea\nStadium"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I guess that's something"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I guess that's something"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I guess that's something"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means\nI get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into\nRoss"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross's bedroom, Ross is humming the Star Wars theme. Rachel enters, with her\nhair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the\ngold bikini thing.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look\non your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What?\nDid you just picture it differently? What? What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's (turns and sees his Mom\nstanding where Rachel is"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"/strong> Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me\nout here"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around\nand down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face."}] } } } }