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show my true NEWLINEcolors"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of
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go to NEWLINEdinner"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks, I put a lot of extra thoughts on your gift"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you
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time"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you talking about? We're all together right now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, Mon, Chandler's not here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, Mon, Chandler's not here"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, dear god"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, dear god"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, dear god"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" The Bings'. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. NEWLINESomeone'S
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the NEWLINEnight of her birthday dinner."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening the door) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, and treat it is. (Monica's breasts."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmhmm. (ties up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmhmm. (ties up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmhmm. (ties up"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, so glad I changed. Almost weared my ??? outfit that
can't NEWLINEcontain my breasts"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is not, what I'm wearing. I'm ovulating and Chandler's
gonna NEWLINEbe home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh. Oh wait! (Jis) you guys won't be late for my dinner,
will NEWLINEyou"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over NEWLINEa
week. We'll probably be the first ones there"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"'kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside meeting
Chandler.) NEWLINEHey...hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god,
don't people know, NEWLINEyou're not allowed to smoke in public spaces"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas
and NEWLINEoffices with fewer than fifteen people"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! I just happened t'do a lot trivias about smoking NEWLINEin
different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are NEWLINEcalled
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cleaner! (sprays himself, reads label) Unscented"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I've missed you. join me
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off the NEWLINEplane, so I'm feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a
shower"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don't need a shower"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don't need a shower"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(still backs away) Alright, the truth is, I soiled myself
during NEWLINEsome turbulences"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do I smell? (sniffs him) I smell smoke. Huh--did NEWLINEyou
smoke"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay,
five. A NEWLINEpack. Two pack...a...a carton. Three big fat cartons in two
days. (How many NEWLINEcigs are there in one pack and how many packs in one
carton in the US?) But NEWLINEit's over, I made a decision, I'm not gonna
smoke anymore"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets a pack out of his jacket"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets a pack out of his jacket"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets a pack out of his jacket"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But, those are for you"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" The restaurant. Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a NEWLINEtable
for six.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where is everyone? They're forty minutes late"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know, u-uch"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know, u-uch"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'm starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate
nothing NEWLINEall day"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What about me, he? Only had one lunch today"}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"(with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our
party NEWLINEshortly"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah, yeah um, their
arrival is NEWLINEin the offing"}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Right. We do have a table for two available, perhaps you
would be NEWLINEmore comfortable"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, they're comin', we're waitin' right here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, they're comin', we're waitin' right here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joseph! (to waiter) Thou needn't worry, they shan't be long"}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"It's just that we do have some large parties waiting"}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"It's just that we do have some large parties waiting"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"One really does have a stick up one's ass. Doesn't one"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Outside Ross and Rachel's.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, well the ??? is not home"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Uch"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Uch"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has
the NEWLINEkeys"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright, I can't, I can't wait that long. You have to NEWLINEdo
something--knock that door down"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would, but I bruise like a peach. Besides, y...you NEWLINEknow,
everything is gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What if she jumped out the basinet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What if she jumped out the basinet"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Can't hold her own head up, but yeah jumped"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my god, I left the water running"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my god, I left the water running"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull
yourself NEWLINEtogether, okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah, did I leave the stove on"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah, did I leave the stove on"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in 609 -
TOW NEWLINERoss Got High, first aired 1999-11-25."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird
could NEWLINEfly in there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think
.. NEWLINElisten, listen"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A pigeon, a pigeon. (previously scared Rachel turns away) No,
no NEWLINEwait, no-no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught
fire. The baby, NEWLINEseeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty
bird's aid. The eagle, NEWLINEhowever, misconstrues as an act of aggression
and grabs the baby on its NEWLINEtalon. Meanwhile the faucet fills the
apartment with water. Baby and bird NEWLINEstill up lays (?) are locked in a
death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, NEWLINEthat fills the apartment"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The Bings' bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in NEWLINEbed
already.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Spend more time with the tie. That'll make a baby"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, I can't do this. I can't make luv to you while NEWLINEwe're
fighting this way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh sure, now you're Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted
to NEWLINEhave sex right after my uncle's funera"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I'm not
gonna do NEWLINEthis. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be
conceived"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you're right. Mnya, we shouldn't do it like this. Huch.
For NEWLINEwhat it's worth, I'm, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come down on
you so hard NEWLINEabout the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the
end of the world"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are incredible. Unless, I...I'm not gonna smoke again.
And NEWLINEif I do, I promise, I will hide it so much better from you. (they
kiss"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"D'you want to"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"D'you want to"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, let's celebrate life"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"}, {"Character":"<","Line":"b"}, {"Character":"<","Line":"b"}, {"Character":"<","Line":"b"}, {"Character":"<","Line":"b"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Bings in bed, finished.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh. You are welcome"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You know what? Let's not talk"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple NEWLINEof
cigarettes--no big deal"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, blablablabaybaybay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, blablablabaybaybay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Leave it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Leave it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said
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birthday to you, happy birthday dear .."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"}, {"Character":"Waiters","Line":"... Joey, happy birthday to you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's the best birthday ever"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's the best birthday ever"}] } } } }