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Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot ofNEWLINEkara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything elseNEWLINEphysical"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t beNEWLINEdating me, that’s for sure"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure I would"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"(simultaneously) Oh yeah! Come on! Yeah right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I just think Monica was that fat"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I just think Monica was that fat"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (ClosesNEWLINEhis eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, there’s Carol again"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably beNEWLINEwriting for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! INEWLINEmean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Merrill Lynch"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Merrill Lynch"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had aNEWLINEknack for stocks"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well why didn’t you take the job"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well why didn’t you take the job"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true.NEWLINESo I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in aNEWLINEbox, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we’d stillNEWLINEhang out"}, {"Character":"{Transcriber’s note","Line":"This is where the opening credits are, but they’re notNEWLINEthe usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that wouldNEWLINEhave been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of themNEWLINEat the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of theNEWLINEcouch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still aNEWLINEshop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eatingNEWLINEa donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. ThenNEWLINEthey’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting aNEWLINEgroupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and fallingNEWLINEasleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. AndNEWLINEfinally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lampNEWLINEand shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, thisNEWLINEis an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, forNEWLINEinstance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in yearsNEWLINEin this world."}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch.NEWLINEMonica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the restNEWLINEof this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"He’s not boring! He’s just-he’s just low key"}, {"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"(returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. 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I got to get back to the hospital"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"(kisses her) Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Monica's Boyfriend","Line":"Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answerNEWLINEis, the Brazil nut. (Exits."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Was his question what’s more boring than him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Was his question what’s more boring than him"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. 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Let’s do that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s great! That would be great! Let’s do that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s great! That would be great! Let’s do that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I could use the money; it could give me time to write"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh right great! Welcome aboard"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh right great! Welcome aboard"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh right great! Welcome aboard"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don’t needNEWLINEany assistance in there, take a break"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. 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It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay,NEWLINEyou’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired"}, {"Character":"(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter","Line":"She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter."}, {"Character":"(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter","Line":"She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter."}, {"Character":"(She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter","Line":"She hangs up as Ross and Rachel enter."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Mon!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Mon!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Mon!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see thatNEWLINEher long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug,NEWLINEwhich is quite easy for her.) You look terrific"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (She’s not quite sure of thatNEWLINEone."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (She’s not quite sure of thatNEWLINEone."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And that’s Phoebe over there! (Points to her."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since we’ve seenNEWLINEeach other"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’sNEWLINEparty. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. Right. So now, are—do you, do you still do music"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. Right. So now, are—do you, do you still do music"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime!NEWLINEI’ll play you one of my other"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from DaysNEWLINEof Our Lives, just walked in here"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, he’s a friend of ours"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, he’s a friend of ours"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, he’s a friend of ours"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, he’s a friend of ours"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busyNEWLINEschedule and the fact that he’s not real"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over hereNEWLINEsometime"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over hereNEWLINEsometime"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"He’s coming over! He’s coming over"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"He’s coming over! He’s coming over"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(getting up) Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(getting up) Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know,NEWLINEhere-here!! (Hands her the plate."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to HighNEWLINESchool together"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(giggles and can’t look at him) Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(giggles and can’t look at him) Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(giggles and can’t look at him) Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(shaking Rachel’s hand) Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(shaking Rachel’s hand) Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! INEWLINEwatch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife evenNEWLINEthough she tired to kill you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(turning and whispering to Monica) She’s not crazy is she"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Rachel) So uh, how you doin’"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, andNEWLINEChandler are there to comfort and support her.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would beNEWLINEexcited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Most people don’t like their jobs, I love my job! I have notNEWLINEbeen working for three hours and I’m already going crazy. I miss Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slowNEWLINEit down"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way ofNEWLINEtelling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you areNEWLINEgoing to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Let’s take a walk. (They start to leave.) Y’know maybe youNEWLINEshould consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Let’s take a walk. (They start to leave.) Y’know maybe youNEWLINEshould consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Ross) So what’s going on with you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well umm, I’ve been doing a lot more of my kara-tay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well umm, I’ve been doing a lot more of my kara-tay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Still going through that dry spell with Carol"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How long has it been since you had sex"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, last weekend"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, last weekend"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, last weekend"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh that’s not so bad"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh that’s not so bad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"…will be two months"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"…will be two months"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"…since I stopped trying"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"…since I stopped trying"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Maybe you need to spice things up a little"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what do you mean"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what do you mean"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what do you mean"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don’t know. 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Or too, you could be two stockbrokers andNEWLINEyou’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor andNEWLINEeverybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, and over there is Brady’s Pub where I like to unwind afterNEWLINEa long day of surgeoning"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at aNEWLINElarge piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an oldNEWLINEman! Hey old man"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All righty, what do you say we head back to my place"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughs) Wow! Umm, y’know, I-I would really love to, but I-INEWLINEshouldn’t"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why? (In Drake’s voice.) Why can’t the world stop turning, justNEWLINEfor a moment? Just for us"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(awestruck, then not) Isn’t that a line from the show?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(awestruck, then not) Isn’t that a line from the show?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(awestruck, then not) Isn’t that a line from the show?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drake’s voice) I may have said those thingsNEWLINEbefore but, I never truly meant them. Until now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s a line from the show too"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s a line from the show too"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, you watch too much TV"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, you watch too much TV"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orangeNEWLINEjuice you asked for. (Hands it to him."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, there’s pulp in that. (Hands it back."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, there’s pulp in that. (Hands it back."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I thought we talked about this. I don’t like pulp. No pulp. PulpNEWLINEisn’t juice. All juice, okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.)NEWLINERachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah sure, iced tea would be great"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah sure, iced tea would be great"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Chandler) Iced tea"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Chandler) Iced tea"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Chandler) Iced tea"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, anything for you sir"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Rachel) Did I not just tell him"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Rachel) Did I not just tell him"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(mouthing it to him) Yes, you did"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(mouthing it to him) Yes, you did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forthNEWLINEindicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glaresNEWLINEat him.) You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s not all juice! 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Here.NEWLINE(Hands him a cup.)"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww, thanks man. (They hug."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww, thanks man. (They hug."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww, thanks man. (They hug."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God! That’s great! Congratulations! What’s the story?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic bookNEWLINEstory"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic bookNEWLINEstory"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! 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I love what you’ve done with this space"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Thank you so much"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Thank you so much"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Thank you so much"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Thank you so much"}, {"Character":"(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holdingNEWLINESusan’s coat","Line":"They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holdingNEWLINESusan’s coat."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"How hot is this?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"How hot is this?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"How hot is this?"}] }, "10":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watchingNEWLINEher.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, you’re such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you knowNEWLINEwhere Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, INEWLINEpretty much have to make it up on my own"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! Tell me something Joey—(She falls off the couch)—Whoa! INEWLINEjust fell right off the couch there"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you did"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Here you go. Let me ask you a question"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Here you go. 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(He rolls over to do that again."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again."}] }, "12":{ "SceneDescription":" Phoebe’s hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of theNEWLINEbathroom wearing her robe.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look at you! You’re up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look at you! You’re up"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I thought I’d try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water?NEWLINEI’ll be back soon"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You’re not gonna use the pay phone to call work, areNEWLINEya"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. I’ve learned my lesson"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. I’ve learned my lesson"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. I’ve learned my lesson"}, {"Character":"(She goes out into the hall and when she’s there and the door is closed; she ripsNEWLINEoff her robe to reveal her work clothes","Line":"She goes out into the hall and when she’s there and the door is closed; she ripsNEWLINEoff her robe to reveal her work clothes."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Let’s go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an oldNEWLINEman who’s holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.)NEWLINEThanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves."}, {"Character":"[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her","Line":"Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her."}, {"Character":"[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her","Line":"Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I thinkNEWLINECarol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I…"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! The reason I’m asking is that… I sorta had one last night"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right! So, was it amazing"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It was, it was okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It was, it was okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It was, it was okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Just okay—Did you do it right?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Just okay—Did you do it right?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think,NEWLINEWould really anyone miss me if I weren’t here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. But still Ross, you’re worst day with two women, pretty muchNEWLINEbetter than any other day! Y’know what I mean"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, absolutely"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, absolutely"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, absolutely"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, absolutely"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, absolutely"}, {"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."}, {"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."}, {"Character":"(They both laugh","Line":"They both laugh."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, andNEWLINEthen there was a lot of waiting around"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"But you got to be with both of them, right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"But you got to be with both of them, right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not-not really. 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I made a snack"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little. Yeah. I made a snack"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah? What did ya have"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah? What did ya have"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sounds good"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It really was"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It really was"}] }, "13":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrousNEWLINEattempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! My God! Barry!"}, {"Character":"Barry","Line":"You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh that’s right! I’m sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh that’s right! I’m sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!"}] }, "14":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Ross"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Rachel"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Rachel"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Rachel"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey Tribbiani here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey Tribbiani here"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, no"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, no"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, no"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I’m looking forNEWLINEhim and that this I am not gonna throw up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That-that’s always good news. Are you okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That-that’s always good news. Are you okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Me? I’m great! I’m fine! I’m sooo good!! But, you knowNEWLINEwho’s not great?! Men! You’re a man right Ross?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sit down!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sit down!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sit down!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay. (He does so.)"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay. (He does so.)"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squatNEWLINEto you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out ofNEWLINEtown, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We’re sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We’re sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We’re sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We’re sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We’re sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We’re sorry"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity ofNEWLINEmarriage"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw what are you?! A detective"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw what are you?! A detective"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husbandNEWLINEand what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. (Doesn’t believe it."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. (Doesn’t believe it."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. (Doesn’t believe it."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make theirNEWLINEmarriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wivesNEWLINEengage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman sheNEWLINEbarely knows from the gym"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are these men"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are these men"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are these men"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are these men"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Men. I guy I know"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Men. I guy I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers)NEWLINEgay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"She is not… (Realizes) She’s gay. Oh my God. She is soNEWLINEgay! I can’t believe this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Good day for married people huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Good day for married people huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Good day for married people huh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m sorry your husband cheated on you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m sorry your husband cheated on you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren’t that greatNEWLINEeither"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Try telling my wife that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Try telling my wife that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Try telling my wife that"}] }, "15":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing"}] } } } }