{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.html":{ "Cast":["Ross","Phoebe","","Chandler","Kathy","Monica","Rachel","Josh","Joey","Gunther"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, the gang's all there. Ross has a slip of paper that he throws onNEWLINEthe ground tying to get Rachel's attention.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its thatNEWLINEgirl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number aNEWLINEreally hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignoreNEWLINEhim) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignoresNEWLINEhim) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovelyNEWLINEAmanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face.NEWLINEThen suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives itNEWLINEto Phoebe for her to sneeze into."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having justNEWLINEgotten up in the middle of the night.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Jeez, at 2:30 in the morning, I didn't expect to have to fight overNEWLINEthe remote"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wantedNEWLINEto watch"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God! That's why I got up too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God! That's why I got up too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God! That's why I got up too"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"You're kidding! Oh, I love him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would'veNEWLINEknown you guys were... I never would've.."}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh please"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh please"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh please"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh please"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh please"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh please"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us toNEWLINEdo; all of them had us making out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearseNEWLINEwith him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearseNEWLINEwith him"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"(laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"(laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is it on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is it on"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"No, but this wonder broom is amazing"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"No, but this wonder broom is amazing"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! It's on! It's on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! It's on! It's on"}, {"Character":"(Chandler jumps into the canoe and sits down. The chick starts chirping and ChandlerNEWLINEreaches down to pick him up","Line":"Chandler jumps into the canoe and sits down. The chick starts chirping and ChandlerNEWLINEreaches down to pick him up."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There we go little fella"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There we go little fella"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"(laughs) What about the duck"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"(laughs) What about the duck"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well the duck can swim"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well the duck can swim"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh, jeez. (Hits him"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh, jeez. (Hits him"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozyNEWLINEvoice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets whenNEWLINEyou were 14"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did thatNEWLINEWoo-hoo thing"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(loudly) So I'm going over to Amanda's tonight"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel's not here"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel's not here"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel's not here"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"How's it going with her"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"How's it going with her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah,NEWLINEthe kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and INEWLINEbreak open a bottle of wine, and do a little playing ourselves"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are myNEWLINEfriends, and that's Ross"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Josh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Josh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Josh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Josh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Josh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, Josh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dudes"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dudes"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dudes"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"So, did you play in college? (She points to his NYU Soccer (football forNEWLINEthe rest of the world) sweatshirt he's wearing."}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Oh, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity though"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Oh, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity though"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that'sNEWLINEright. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna...NEWLINEhead"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (He starts to leave, and Rachel grabs him and gives him aNEWLINEpassionate kiss.) I'll miss you"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dope! (exits"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dope! (exits"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dope! (exits"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dope! (exits"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dope! (exits"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dope! (exits"}, {"Character":"Josh","Line":"Dope! (exits"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, cute one"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, cute one"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Very"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Very"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Very"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Very"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Very"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a funNEWLINErelationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set footNEWLINEin a museum"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well maybe he'll get to go soon, like on a class trip or something"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for theNEWLINEadult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! (He bangs his fists together."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! (He bangs his fists together."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! (He bangs his fists together."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What was that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What was that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What was that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What was that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Monica knows"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Monica knows"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool ourNEWLINEparents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember INEWLINEcried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I wasNEWLINEactually cooler than my older brother"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my dateNEWLINEtonight, so ah, I'll just_ head"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, (clears herNEWLINEvoice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries toNEWLINEsing) My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keepsNEWLINErunning, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts toNEWLINEplay. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by aNEWLINEhot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs,NEWLINEin desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes theNEWLINEchase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries toNEWLINEget up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets outNEWLINEof the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple ofNEWLINEcabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I just wanted to say, Hey"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (He walks away disgusted with himself."}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick andNEWLINEthe duck.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"99...100! Ready or not, here I come! (He opens his eyes and sees thatNEWLINEthe chick and the duck are still sitting in front of him) All right, let's go over theNEWLINEconcept one more time"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me andNEWLINEKathy tonight"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's 4:30"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's 4:30"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's 4:30"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's 4:30"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get meNEWLINEstraight through the week"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, I see what's going on here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, I see what's going on here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You-you do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You-you do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You-you do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! You don't like Kathy"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! You don't like Kathy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You got me"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You got me"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You got me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, INEWLINEmade an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make anNEWLINEeffort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. Right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) ButNEWLINEthat's only because you're not eating anything, right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Is she great or what"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Is she great or what"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"(to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"(to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohh, she's-she's not really my type"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Not your type?! She's gorgeous"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Not your type?! She's gorgeous"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know?NEWLINEWhenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnetNEWLINEstockings"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I haveNEWLINEa friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh, no-no thanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh, no-no thanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh, no-no thanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh, no-no thanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh, no-no thanks"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Listen, I-I'm gonna grab a beer. (Leaves"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Listen, I-I'm gonna grab a beer. (Leaves"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had aNEWLINEdeal"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, look, what do you want from me"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, look, what do you want from me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, thenNEWLINEthe least you can do is pretend"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I am pretending"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I am pretending"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I am pretending"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well then, do it better"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well then, do it better"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her?NEWLINE(Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinkingNEWLINEabout her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'mNEWLINEso fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for everyNEWLINEminute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met herNEWLINEfirst!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her guitar.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing) Platting goats are platting. Platting down the street.NEWLINEPlatting goats are platting, leaving little treats. (to Gunther) Does it even workNEWLINEwithout my sexy voice"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"I like it. (sneezes"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"I like it. (sneezes"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Gunther, kiss me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Gunther, kiss me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Gunther, kiss me"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock","Line":"Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock."}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opensNEWLINEthe door to a similarly clad Chandler.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can I sleep on your couch"}] } } } }