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I didn’t really believe it until you just said it!"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Joshua’s parents’ apartment, continued from earlier.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joshua","Line":"Uhh, Rachel, my parents"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! It’s so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes theirNEWLINEhands.) Hello."}, {"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Burgin","Line":"Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this isNEWLINEnot—that’s-that’s not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, seeNEWLINEand-and, this is a real dress actually. 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