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Ross is between them and they areNEWLINEdiscussing the wedding bill."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"There’s no way in hell, I’m paying for it"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"There’s no way in hell, I’m paying for it"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"There’s no way in hell, I’m paying for it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle itNEWLINEafter the wedding"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"All-right fine, but I just want to say, I’m not paying for yourNEWLINEwine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it weren’t for us, cheapNEWLINElittle man. (Emily’s stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave."}, {"Character":"(Chandler’s trying to console Monica","Line":"Chandler’s trying to console Monica."}, {"Character":"(Chandler’s trying to console Monica","Line":"Chandler’s trying to console Monica."}, {"Character":"(Chandler’s trying to console Monica","Line":"Chandler’s trying to console Monica."}, {"Character":"(Chandler’s trying to console Monica","Line":"Chandler’s trying to console Monica."}, {"Character":"(Chandler’s trying to console Monica","Line":"Chandler’s trying to console Monica."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The guy was hammered, okay? There’s no way, you look likeNEWLINERoss’s mother"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then why would he say it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then why would he say it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then why would he say it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because he’s crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked meNEWLINEfor my very moving performance in Titanic"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, my mother’s right. I’m never going to get married"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, my mother’s right. I’m never going to get married"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldn’t want you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldn’t want you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh, Please?! I’m a single mom, with a thirty year old son!"}] }, "12":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandlers hotel room. Ross bursts into the room.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Screaming) I’m getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m getting married, to..day!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m getting married, to..day!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah you are!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah you are!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah you are!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew INEWLINEwas here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say."}] }, "13":{ "SceneDescription":" The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhh.(she rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap."}, {"Character":"Passenger","Line":"Ahh, ahh, excuse me"}, {"Character":"Passenger","Line":"Ahh, ahh, excuse me"}, {"Character":"Passenger","Line":"Ahh, ahh, excuse me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Passenger","Line":"If you’re planning on doing that throughout the entire flight.NEWLINEPlease tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. I’m sorry. I’m very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighsNEWLINEhappily.) It’s just, I’m ahh, I’m kinda excited. I’m, ahh, going toNEWLINELondon to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignoreNEWLINEher.)"}] }, "14":{ "SceneDescription":" The plane. Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left. The one onNEWLINEher left is still wearing his headphones.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing toNEWLINEJoshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a wayNEWLINEof.."}, {"Character":"Passenger","Line":"(Frustrated he takes his headphones off.) Oh, oh oh!! I’m sorry,NEWLINEcan I interrupt? You know I just want to say..That you are a horrible, horrible person"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ehh, pardon me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ehh, pardon me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ehh, pardon me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ehh, pardon me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ehh, pardon me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ehh, pardon me"}, {"Character":"Passenger","Line":"You say you love this man, yet you’re about to ruin the happiestNEWLINEday of his life. I’m afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..thisNEWLINEis a...terrible, terrible plan."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But he has to know how I feel"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But he has to know how I feel"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But he has to know how I feel"}, {"Character":"Passenger","Line":"But why? He loves this...this Emily person. No good can come of this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Sighing) Well I-I think your wrong"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Sighing) Well I-I think your wrong"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Sighing) Well I-I think your wrong"}, {"Character":"Passenger","Line":"Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to beNEWLINEperfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesn’t know what to say.NEWLINEHe puts his headphones back on."}] }, "15":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel. The bridesmaid he met atNEWLINEthe rehearsal dinner come in.)

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Felicity: (In a sexy voice.)Hello Joey.

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Joey: Hey, Felicity.

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Felicity: Umm, I thought about you all day.

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Joey: Yeah.

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Felicity: Um-hum. Talk New York to me again.

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Joey: (In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?

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Felicity: Mmm. (She pushes him up against the wall and they begin to kiss.)

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Joey: Oh, yeah.

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(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)

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Mrs. Geller: There’s nothing to discuss. We’re not paying for your wineNEWLINEcellar.

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Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.

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Mr. Geller: (Forcefully.) Hey, you keep pushing me on this, my foots going to meetNEWLINEthe middle of your ass.

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Ross: Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)

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Emily: What-what’s going on?!

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Ross: Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control.

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Mr. Waltham: You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what your saying? (Pointing atNEWLINEJack and poking him) You want a piece of me?

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Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That’s it!! Parents!! Parents!!NEWLINEBack away!! All right, this is our wedding day!   From now on everyone gets along,NEWLINEand if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That’sNEWLINEright!!

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Mr. Geller: Okay, okay.

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Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leavesNEWLINEhe mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.

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Emily: What was all that about?

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Ross: (Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her inNEWLINEher wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.

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Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that she’s in her gown.) Oh! You wereNEWLINEnot meant to see me before the wedding. It’s bad luck.

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Ross: You know what, I think we’ve had all the bad luck we’re going toNEWLINEhave. (He hugs her.)

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(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. RachelNEWLINEcomes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross andNEWLINEEmily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns andNEWLINEsees Rachel standing there.)

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Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on theNEWLINEcheek.) Your here. I can’t believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?

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Rachel: Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. She’s almost inNEWLINEtears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.)NEWLINECongratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)

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