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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Joey","Rachel","Monica","Chandler","Phoebe","Jill","Ursula","<strong>Man’s Voice","<strong>Same Man’s Voice","","Ross"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here toNEWLINEuh… Oh wait, I don’t have to lie to you, you don’t live here anymore. Uh,NEWLINEI’m eating their food. What are you doing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross is on a date with my sister and they shut the drapes two andNEWLINEa-half-hours ago"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa, I didn’t know we could date your sister"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa, I didn’t know we could date your sister"},
{"Character":"(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potatoNEWLINEchips behind his back","Line":"Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potatoNEWLINEchips behind his back."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey we know you steal our food"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey we know you steal our food"},
{"Character":"(Joey offers them some potato chips","Line":"Joey offers them some potato chips."},
{"Character":"(Joey offers them some potato chips","Line":"Joey offers them some potato chips."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m good"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m good"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m good"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Rachel) Oh, are the drapes still closed hon"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. And y’know who should’ve shut their drapes? Is thatNEWLINEperverted old couple two doors over"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(looking) Is that a swing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(looking) Is that a swing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(looking) Is that a swing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh don’t even ask"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh don’t even ask"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh don’t even ask"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yuck"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yuck"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yuck"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yuck"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can’t believe Ross went out with Rachel’s sister! WhenNEWLINEChandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That was like 5 years ago"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That was like 5 years ago"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you got 5 years left"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you got 5 years left"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You wanna make it 6?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You wanna make it 6?"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching <i>ET</i>.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(crying) This is my favorite part"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(crying) Yeah me too"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(crying) Yeah me too"},
{"Character":"(We see the TV and it’s the last scene where ET is saying goodbye","Line":"We see the TV and it’s the last scene where ET is saying goodbye."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh y’know what’s sadder than this? <i>Bambi</i>. I cried forNEWLINEthree days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herselfNEWLINEso I was partly crying for that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but <i>Bambi</i>NEWLINEis a cartoon"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’tNEWLINEhave to be so macho all the time"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m not macho"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m not macho"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m not macho"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m not macho"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m not macho"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m not macho"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah you’re right. I don’t know what I was thinking"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, I guess I just never really cried. Y’know? I’m not aNEWLINEcrying kind of guy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on man there’s gotta be something that gets you choked up! LikeNEWLINEuh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’d be sad sure, but I wouldn’t cry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’d be sad sure, but I wouldn’t cry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’d be sad sure, but I wouldn’t cry"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, what if the puppy said, Help me Chandler. All the otherNEWLINEpuppies pick on me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I’m rich"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I’m rich"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, I’ve got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something fromNEWLINEthe dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you goingNEWLINEgood"},
{"Character":"(Chandler starts paging through the album","Line":"Chandler starts paging through the album."},
{"Character":"(Chandler starts paging through the album","Line":"Chandler starts paging through the album."},
{"Character":"(Chandler starts paging through the album","Line":"Chandler starts paging through the album."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, what’s going on there? (Points to a picture."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, that’s Parent’s Day, first grade. That’s me withNEWLINEthe janitor Martin"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Where were your parents"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Where were your parents"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Where were your parents"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh they didn’t want to come"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh they didn’t want to come"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Poor thing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Poor thing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So that story doesn’t make you cry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So that story doesn’t make you cry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! Look, I don’t cry! It’s not a big deal! Okay?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! It’s not okay! It’s not okay at all!! You’re deadNEWLINEinside!"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"You’ll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew meNEWLINEoff and he didn’t even tell me why"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhh well. Y’know what honey? The best thing to do to get over aNEWLINEguy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at workNEWLINEnamed Bob! He’s a real up-and-comer in Human Resources"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Y’know, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but I’m not gonna dateNEWLINEsome random guy from your work"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s not random, it’s Bob"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s not random, it’s Bob"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s not random, it’s Bob"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s not random, it’s Bob"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"It’s probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe heNEWLINEdoesn’t like the way I dress—No that can’t be it. It’s really gotta beNEWLINEthe smart thing. Oh I’m so stupid! I’m just like this incredibly prettyNEWLINEstupid girl"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? BecauseNEWLINEI asked him to"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"You asked him too?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"You asked him too?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"You asked him too?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"You asked him too?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"You asked him too?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hm-mmm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hm-mmm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hm-mmm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hm-mmm"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Why?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because you are my sister and Ross and I have this huge history"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"I don’t understand, do you want to go out with Ross"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"I don’t understand, do you want to go out with Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"You don’t want him, but you don’t want me to have him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(changing the subject) Y’know Bob in Human Resources"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(changing the subject) Y’know Bob in Human Resources"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart INEWLINEwas! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Look, this is not that big of a deal! You just don’t date Ross!NEWLINEThere’s a million other guys out there, you just"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not toNEWLINEdo"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Why are you so jealous of me"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Why are you so jealous of me"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Why are you so jealous of me"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Why are you so jealous of me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you beingNEWLINEa brat! Wanting what you can’t have"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Can’t have?! Excuse me, the only thing I can’t have is dairy!NEWLINE(Starts to storm out."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Who?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Who?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Who?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Who?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Who?"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"Who?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"In Human Resources!!!!!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"In Human Resources!!!!!"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading <i>Chicken Soup for the Soul</i> asNEWLINEMonica enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey sweetie"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey sweetie"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! (He quickly tries to hide the book by throwing it under theNEWLINEcouch, only the couch has no back and it slides into the kitchen."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(picking up the book) <i>Chicken Soup for the Soul</i>?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There’s no back to this couch"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There’s no back to this couch"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There’s no back to this couch"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know? Maybe one of thoseNEWLINEstories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all deadNEWLINEinside"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if youNEWLINEcan’t cry, I love you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if youNEWLINEcan’t cry, I love you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Stop it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Stop it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Stop it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Stop it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Stop it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married,NEWLINEwe’re up at the altar and I’m like this. (Makes a bored face."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I won’t care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here.NEWLINE(Points to her heart."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it toNEWLINEyou in the delivery room and you don’t cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take himNEWLINEto college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing,NEWLINEit won’t matter to me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, well I won’t uh, worry about this anymore then"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, well I won’t uh, worry about this anymore then"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And you’re writing outNEWLINEmy eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, I willNEWLINEalways be with you, and you still can’t shed one tiny tear, I know you’llNEWLINEbe crying a river inside"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww, I love you so"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww, I love you so"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aww, I love you so"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is wrong with you?!!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What is wrong with you?!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! You can’t shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you aNEWLINEnote from the beyond"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you didn’t mean any of that?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you didn’t mean any of that?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No you robot!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No you robot!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No you robot!"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Ursula’s apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her newNEWLINEporn career.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Who is it"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Who is it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s Phoebe! Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s Phoebe! Phoebe"},
{"Character":"(Ursula opens the door and is all dressed up with big hair and lingerie","Line":"Ursula opens the door and is all dressed up with big hair and lingerie."},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(seeing her dress) Oh God. So-so you’re making porn movies"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"No I’m not"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"No I’m not"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"No I’m not"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"No I’m not"},
{"Character":"(Someone calls out from her apartment","Line":"Someone calls out from her apartment."},
{"Character":"<strong>Man’s Voice","Line":"/strong> We’re still rolling"},
{"Character":"<strong>Man’s Voice","Line":"/strong> We’re still rolling"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You’re making one right now"},
{"Character":"<strong>Another Man’s Voice","Line":"/strong> Let’s go Phoebe"},
{"Character":"<strong>Another Man’s Voice","Line":"/strong> Let’s go Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And-and you’re using my name"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, can I help you with something"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, can I help you with something"},
{"Character":"<strong>Same Man’s Voice","Line":"/strong> Phoebe, come on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Look, I’m talking right now! You’re—you mean her"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Look, I’m talking right now! You’re—you mean her"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Y’know, twin stuff is always a real big seller"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells intoNEWLINEthe apartment) And shame on all of you! You’re disgusting! Especially you (points toNEWLINEsomeone) with that! (Storms away."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, I just came from the company Ursula works for"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh no, not you too"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh no, not you too"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh no, not you too"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffay’s checks; there were aNEWLINElot of them"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nice"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um-mmm, and I won’t have to go there anymore because I gaveNEWLINEthem my correct address"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s great, but isn’t it gonna bother that people still thinkNEWLINEyou’re a porn star"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! No! I know how to handle it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! No! I know how to handle it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! No! I know how to handle it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is tryingNEWLINEto remember where he’s seen her before.) (To him) You’re trying to figure outNEWLINEwhere you know me from? All right, I’ll give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He triesNEWLINEto rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (ToNEWLINEJoey) See"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"All right, I’m leaving! Because I’m not going to spend one moreNEWLINEday with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. That’s you Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I got that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I got that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I got that"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"(To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You take care Jill"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You take care Jill"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You take care Jill"},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"(happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits."},
{"Character":"Jill","Line":"(happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Bye-bye-e"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Bye-bye-e"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(starts crying) I-I can’t believe Jill’s gone. (They allNEWLINElook at him.) I can’t help it, I opened a gate"}]
}
}
},
"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry.html"}
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