startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS.html.json

{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Monica","(Rachel enters","Rachel","Joey","Ross","Chandler","","Phoebe","(The phone rings","Stage Director","PBS Volunteer","Gary Collins"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail.NEWLINEShe finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out inNEWLINEhorror.) Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I wasNEWLINEtaking a nap"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell meNEWLINEyou were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work!NEWLINEHa"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work!NEWLINEHa"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looksNEWLINElike a non-threatening Ray Liotta"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-huh, that one"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-huh, that one"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-huh, that one"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-huh, that one"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'mNEWLINEjust gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock onNEWLINEthe door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm<6D> (Rachel opens the door.) It'sNEWLINEjust Joey and Ross"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why aren't you guys at the movie"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why aren't you guys at the movie"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why aren't you guys at the movie"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw usNEWLINEout"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I had to talk loud because the movie was loud"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I had to talk loud because the movie was loud"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hopingNEWLINEthat someone will help him get in touch with her"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy,NEWLINEold twit"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy,NEWLINEold twit"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ross! Way to suck up to the family"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that MonicaNEWLINEis the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are allNEWLINEhere! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh, he's really shy. I-I don<6F>t think he's up to meeting everyoneNEWLINEyet"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don<6F>t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she everNEWLINEhad"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler is quite pleased with that statement","Line":"Chandler is quite pleased with that statement."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler is quite pleased with that statement","Line":"Chandler is quite pleased with that statement."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you luckyNEWLINEdog"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's great"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's great"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"In London"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"In London"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"In London"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"She wants me to move to London"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What-what-what are you gonna do"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What-what-what are you gonna do"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What-what-what are you gonna do"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to LondonNEWLINEwith Ben"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to anotherNEWLINEcountry so you can patch things up with your new wife"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guyNEWLINEthat lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on hisNEWLINEfront stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful.NEWLINEThat old jackass"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to threeNEWLINEchildren and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secretNEWLINEboyfriend is better in bed than Richard"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler! (Pause) Is he"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler! (Pause) Is he"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler! (Pause) Is he"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secretNEWLINEboyfriend"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who hadNEWLINElearned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (HeNEWLINEjumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily'sNEWLINEultimatum.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh-ohh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh-ohh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh-ohh"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! You can't<>what did you tell her"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposedNEWLINEto make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your bestNEWLINEfriends"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your bestNEWLINEfriends"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cutNEWLINEher out of your life"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you cannot"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you cannot"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands."},
				{"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."},
				{"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."},
				{"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."},
				{"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."},
				{"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(answering it) Hello"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(answering it) Hello"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Hey Mon"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Hey Mon"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TVNEWLINEand that's good exposure."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Looking at the TV) You're not on TV"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Looking at the TV) You're not on TV"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Looking at the TV) You're not on TV"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the womanNEWLINEnext to him and you can now see his arm on TV."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, there he is! There he is"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, there he is! There he is"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" The Telethon, Joey's phone rings and he answers it.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(in a bored voice) PBS telethon"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you knowNEWLINEthat I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! What good is that gonna do anybody"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! What good is that gonna do anybody"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The beeNEWLINEis happy and I am definitely not"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(Thinks for a moment.) Aw, dammit! (Slams the phone down."},
				{"Character":"Stage Director","Line":"Back on in 30 seconds people"},
				{"Character":"Stage Director","Line":"Back on in 30 seconds people"},
				{"Character":"Stage Director","Line":"Back on in 30 seconds people"},
				{"Character":"(Joey gets up and moves to the other end of his row to talk to the guy sitting there","Line":"Joey gets up and moves to the other end of his row to talk to the guy sitting there."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me"},
				{"Character":"PBS Volunteer","Line":"Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man"},
				{"Character":"PBS Volunteer","Line":"Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on man! You've been here all day"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on man! You've been here all day"},
				{"Character":"PBS Volunteer","Line":"Yeah, I-I'm taking pledges here, eh"},
				{"Character":"Stage Director","Line":"We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins."},
				{"Character":"Stage Director","Line":"We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins."},
				{"Character":"Gary Collins","Line":"Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying theNEWLINEperformance of <i>Cirque Du Soleil</i>,<i> </i>(As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteerNEWLINEgetting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming,NEWLINEit's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and atNEWLINEthat time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd likeNEWLINEto<74> (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" The Telethon, Joey answers his ringing phone.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(in an unenthusiastic voice) PBS Telethon"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(on phone) Hi Joey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(on phone) Hi Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what <i>Sesame Street</i> did toNEWLINEya"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness toNEWLINElots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a goodNEWLINEthing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you don't a little good about donating the money"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you don't a little good about donating the money"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you don't a little good about donating the money"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, not the one I had my eye on"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, not the one I had my eye on"},
				{"Character":"Gary Collins","Line":"(on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total!NEWLINEThank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers<72>(HeNEWLINEwalks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressedNEWLINEvolunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, look-look, Joey's on TV! Isn't that great? My pledge got Joey on TV!NEWLINEOh that makes me feel<65>Oh no! (Realizes that her deed made her happy and thereforeNEWLINEit's selfish and covers her mouth in horror."}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver asNEWLINEthere's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"For what"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check?NEWLINEI'm waiting for a call from Emily"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Like what"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Like what"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Like what"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Like what"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Like what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without yourNEWLINEhelp"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if youNEWLINEneed somebody to talk to<74> Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just giveNEWLINEit to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever sheNEWLINEwants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have toNEWLINEtry. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come onNEWLINEanswer it! It's driving me crazy"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. LookNEWLINEumm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it.NEWLINE(Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know whatNEWLINEshe said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time notNEWLINEknowing what's going on."}]
			}
		}
	},
	"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS.html"}