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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Ross","Rachel","Phoebe","Monica","Chandler","Joey","Nurse","Mrs. Geller","Evil Bitch","Sick Bastard","Man","Cliff","","Janice","Sid","(They hug","(Paus","(Joey is stunned","[Fade to black","{Transcribers Note"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, whos in a wheelchair, are arriving in theNEWLINEwaiting room for the maternity ward.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in underNEWLINEseven minutes! We did it!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knewNEWLINEId get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee","Line":"Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee","Line":"Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee","Line":"Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh you made it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh you made it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! (Ross is stunned."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! (Ross is stunned."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How are you doing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How are you doing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We took a cab. Did you guys walk"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We took a cab. Did you guys walk"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"N… No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"N… No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs"},
{"Character":"(Chandler and Joey enter from the vending machines carrying sodas","Line":"Chandler and Joey enter from the vending machines carrying sodas."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! You made it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! You made it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green.NEWLINEIm Ross Geller. We-we called from the car"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just aNEWLINEminute"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? WeNEWLINE(Laughs), we asked for a private room"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a privateNEWLINEroom and currently theyre all unavailable"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a privateNEWLINEroom and currently theyre all unavailable"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares atNEWLINEhim."},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Give her some money"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Give her some money"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I really think theyre out of rooms"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Theyre not!! Ross, theyre just saving them for the importantNEWLINEpeople!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where anyNEWLINEcountries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed byNEWLINERachel.) Uh, say would you umm… Would you mind checking again to see if any umm,NEWLINEprivate rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"This is a hospital"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"This is a hospital"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"This is a hospital"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"This is a hospital"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"This is a hospital"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I reallyNEWLINEdont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we haveNEWLINEno problem to—Whoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What-what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow! Ow! Contraction. (Sits back down.) Ow-ow! Ow-ow! (Starts breathingNEWLINEheavily."},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Would you like to see a semi-private room"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Would you like to see a semi-private room"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, it couldnt hurt to look"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, it couldnt hurt to look"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(looking at the clock) Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, theNEWLINEmiracle of birth sure is a snooze fest"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, you wanna see something"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, you wanna see something"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sure! What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sure! What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sure! What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont knowNEWLINEwhether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I thinkNEWLINEwe should try to have a baby"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(freaking out) What-what-whats that now?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think wereNEWLINEready"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have aNEWLINEbaby now?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have aNEWLINEbaby now?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, this is fun"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, this is fun"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But you said you were ready too"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But you said you were ready too"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all highNEWLINEand weird like mine is now"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, but havent you wanted a kid like forever"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, but havent you wanted a kid like forever"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) Cause I am readyNEWLINEto have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! Im so glad youre here, but its gonna be a while. I-INEWLINEwished youd called first"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with yourNEWLINEfather"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh good"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh good"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I actually needed to talk to you before the birth"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, whats up"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of courseNEWLINEthat you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ma, youre asking me to marry you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ma, youre asking me to marry you"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to giveNEWLINEit to Rachel"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mom no, come on! Thank you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mom no, come on! Thank you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mom no, come on! Thank you"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Just hear me out"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Just hear me out"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get marriedNEWLINEjust because shes pregnant, okay"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Honestly! Ross, this isnt just some girl you picked up in aNEWLINEbar and humped. A child should have a family"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. ImNEWLINEsorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. ImNEWLINEsorry"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Just…think about it. If you dont, Ill talk moreNEWLINEabout humping"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel entersNEWLINEthe hallway."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Oh hi dear"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Oh hi dear"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has takenNEWLINEthe place of Marc and Julie.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Rachel) Hey. Whos that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"New people"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"New people"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"New people"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What happened to the Disgustingtons"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What happened to the Disgustingtons"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got hereNEWLINEfirst! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gaveNEWLINEme a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm,NEWLINEevil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah? Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh! Ow!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh! Ow!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh! Ow!"},
{"Character":"Evil Bitch","Line":"Are you looking at her?!"},
{"Character":"Sick Bastard","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Sick Bastard","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Sick Bastard","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Sick Bastard","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Evil Bitch","Line":"Dont you look at her you sick bastard"},
{"Character":"Sick Bastard","Line":"Honey I swear! I wasnt looking at her"},
{"Character":"Sick Bastard","Line":"Honey I swear! I wasnt looking at her"},
{"Character":"Evil Bitch","Line":"Shes in labor! You like that you sick son of a bitch"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna—(Closes the privacy screen."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna—(Closes the privacy screen."},
{"Character":"Evil Bitch","Line":"See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no, Im…Im sure no one was looking. Just want someNEWLINEprivacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel."},
{"Character":"Evil Bitch","Line":"You miss your girlfriend"},
{"Character":"Evil Bitch","Line":"You miss your girlfriend"},
{"Character":"Evil Bitch","Line":"You miss your girlfriend"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just ignore them"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just ignore them"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just ignore them"},
{"Character":"(Sick Bastard sits down in a chair that enables him to look around the screen and stareNEWLINEat Rachel","Line":"Sick Bastard sits down in a chair that enables him to look around the screen and stareNEWLINEat Rachel."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hes looking at me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hes looking at me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?"},
{"Character":"Evil Bitch","Line":"Dont you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard"},
{"Character":"(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way","Line":"Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" The Vending Machines, Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candyNEWLINEmachine.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on you stupid machine! Come on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, it ate your money"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, it ate your money"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looking at her) No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looking at her) No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, Ill see you downstairs then"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, Ill see you downstairs then"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey I got one! I got one"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey I got one! I got one"},
{"Character":"[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with hisNEWLINEbroken leg extended","Line":"Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with hisNEWLINEbroken leg extended."},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Oh uh, up or down"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Oh uh, up or down"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but cant.) I-INEWLINEhate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button."},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Could you press up too please"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Could you press up too please"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Oh yeah? Howd yours happen"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. LetsNEWLINEjust say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How aboutNEWLINEyou"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Car accident"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Car accident"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Car accident"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Car accident"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Car accident"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Car accident"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls ontoNEWLINEthe elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want toNEWLINEvisit someone else"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah! I-I would like that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah! I-I would like that"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Im in the middle… (The elevator door closes, cutting him off."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy withNEWLINEthe broken leg is.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patientNEWLINEIm looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes likeNEWLINEearly to mid-thirties, very attractive"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"I think I know who youre talking about"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"I think I know who youre talking about"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Dr. Drake who"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Dr. Drake who"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Dr. Drake who"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im aNEWLINEdoctor"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"A doctor at this hospital"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"A doctor at this hospital"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want thisNEWLINEmans blood on your head"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hands"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hands"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hands"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hands"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hands"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hands"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hands"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man myNEWLINEassistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treatingNEWLINEhim for years"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Hes in room 816"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Hes in room 816"},
{"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Hes in room 816"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"816, thank you!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"816, thank you!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"816, thank you!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you. (Starts to exit."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you. (Starts to exit."},
{"Character":"(Joey starts to leave, but stops.","Line":"Joey starts to leave, but stops.)"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And what is his name"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And what is his name"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And what is his name"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, this is it! (Looks in the window.) Oh, thats him! ThatsNEWLINEhim"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great! Go get him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great! Go get him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great! Go get him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looks in the window) Hes not really my type"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looks in the window) Hes not really my type"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and seeNEWLINEwhats he like. People tell doctors everything"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But you said he was this great guy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But you said he was this great guy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turnNEWLINEout to be the biggest jerks"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do attract some stinkers"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do attract some stinkers"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You do attract some stinkers"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi! Im Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I needNEWLINEto ask you"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr.NEWLINEWells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Dr. Wells is a woman"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Dr. Wells is a woman"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Dr. Wells is a woman"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That was a test. Good response. All right, full name"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Clifford Burnett"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Clifford Burnett"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Clifford Burnett"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Clifford Burnett"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Date of birth?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Date of birth?"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"November 16<sup>th</sup>, 1968"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"November 16<sup>th</sup>, 1968"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Age"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Age"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Age"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Age"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Age"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Cant you figure that out based on my date of birth"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Im 33"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Im 33"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Im 33"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Im 33"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. And uh, are you married"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitmentNEWLINEissues"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Are all the questions this personal"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Are all the questions this personal"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(checking the list) Yes"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(checking the list) Yes"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Well uh if you must know Im a widower"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Well uh if you must know Im a widower"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh thats terrible. Im-Im really sorry"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuffNEWLINEyknow, sexually"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oooh, wrong answer. (Exits."}]
},
"9":{
"SceneDescription":" The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"I….cant….believe this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And yet somehow its true"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And yet somehow its true"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does theNEWLINElaugh."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"(entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont thinkNEWLINEyouve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at theNEWLINEdermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh."},
{"Character":"Sid","Line":"I still cant believe it! Im the luckiest guy in the world"},
{"Character":"Sid","Line":"I still cant believe it! Im the luckiest guy in the world"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(softly) Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(softly) Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(softly) Really"},
{"Character":"Sid","Line":"(To Janice) Whatd he say"},
{"Character":"Sid","Line":"(To Janice) Whatd he say"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh yknow what? You have to speak very loudly when youreNEWLINEtalking to Sid, because hes almost completely deaf"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh there you go"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh there you go"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I get it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I get it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I get it"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"So? Congratulations you two, I didnt even know you got married"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh we-we didnt"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh we-we didnt"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh we-we didnt"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no. We"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no. We"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no. We"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no. We"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Um uh…Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uhNEWLINEthats all"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Why?!"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Why?!"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Why?!"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Why?!"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Why?!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh well umm…were just not in that place, yknow? ButNEWLINEwere very excited about this"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh."},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Just tell me how"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Just tell me how"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Just tell me how"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. (She makes a sound like a goose duringNEWLINEthe contraction."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sid you lucky deaf bastard"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sid you lucky deaf bastard"}]
},
"10":{
"SceneDescription":" Another Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter and start making out.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right nextNEWLINEdoor to hers"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We could, or we can have sex in it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We could, or we can have sex in it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants"},
{"Character":"(They start making out again","Line":"They start making out again."},
{"Character":"(They start making out again","Line":"They start making out again."},
{"Character":"(They start making out again","Line":"They start making out again."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me"},
{"Character":"(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment","Line":"Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Does that sound like Janice"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Does that sound like Janice"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Does that sound like Janice"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"If its not, then theres two of them. And that would meanNEWLINEits the end of the world"}]
},
"11":{
"SceneDescription":" Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would youNEWLINErather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Id have to say…the talking gorilla, because at least I canNEWLINEexplain to him that youre making me eat him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it?NEWLINEIm sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is."},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No, Im sorry. Its just my foot itches like crazy"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"No, Im sorry. Its just my foot itches like crazy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Ill get it. (She gets up and grabs a spoon."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Ill get it. (She gets up and grabs a spoon."},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoonNEWLINEme"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Relax, its not like were forking"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Relax, its not like were forking"}]
},
"12":{
"SceneDescription":" Room 816, Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Is this the same spoon that was in my cast? (Smells it."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yknow what? This one is. (Eats another spoonful of pudding asNEWLINECliff sees something on TV."},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, askingNEWLINEme all these weird questions"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here inNEWLINEyour room"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks atNEWLINEhim.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"That-thats him! You know him"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"That-thats him! You know him"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"That-thats him! You know him"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"That-thats him! You know him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Okay. I—Okay umm…this…I-I sent my friend Joey inNEWLINEhere to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lotNEWLINEbetter than Im coming off right now"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fakeNEWLINEdoctor"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fakeNEWLINEdoctor"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen."},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry.NEWLINEIts just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"I dont think so"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"I dont think so"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"I dont think so"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuffNEWLINEabout you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personalNEWLINEstuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to herNEWLINEbrothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so itNEWLINEwould be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something betweenNEWLINEus. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"It doesnt happen to me either"},
{"Character":"Cliff","Line":"It doesnt happen to me either"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me neither"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me neither"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me neither"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me neither"}]
},
"13":{
"SceneDescription":" The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as theNEWLINErest of the gang enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Can we come in"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, come in"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, come in"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, come in"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"There she is"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"There she is"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, shes so beautiful"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, shes so beautiful"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Here. (Hands her to Monica."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Here. (Hands her to Monica."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys gotNEWLINEdrunk and had sex"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and thenNEWLINE47 hours later here she is"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) YknowNEWLINEwhat I mean! Shes this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and kneesNEWLINEand…uh-oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was fromNEWLINEthe other hand so were good"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! Youre soNEWLINEcute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I wont"},
{"Character":"(Rachel starts crying again","Line":"Rachel starts crying again."},
{"Character":"(Rachel starts crying again","Line":"Rachel starts crying again."},
{"Character":"(Rachel starts crying again","Line":"Rachel starts crying again."},
{"Character":"(Rachel starts crying again","Line":"Rachel starts crying again."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats the matter"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats the matter"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh nothing I… Sorry, I just cant stop crying"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus,NEWLINEyou-youre sleep deprived"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I dont see you weepingNEWLINEbecause you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whats the matter now"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whats the matter now"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whats the matter now"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whats the matter now"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whats the matter now"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I was reliving it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I was reliving it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh. (Hands her back to Rachel."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh. (Hands her back to Rachel."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that wasNEWLINEso original!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh actually, we-weve narrowed it down to two names"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh actually, we-weve narrowed it down to two names"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you justNEWLINEpick one and thatll be it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Umm, okay uh…everyone…this…is Isabella. (Rachel startsNEWLINEcrying.) What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Umm, okay uh…everyone…this…is Isabella. (Rachel startsNEWLINEcrying.) What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feelNEWLINElike an Isabella"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So then I guess Ferdinad is out"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So then I guess Ferdinad is out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What was the other one Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What was the other one Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, Delilah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, Delilah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, Delilah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well what are we going to do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its okay honey, youll find a name"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its okay honey, youll find a name"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are goingNEWLINEto be"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, Ive had them picked out since I was fourteen"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no, its gonna be named after some snack or baked goodNEWLINEisnt it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well tell us! What are they"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well tell us! What are they"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well tell us! What are they"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Umm, okay. If its a boy its Daniel"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Umm, okay. If its a boy its Daniel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And if its a girl"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And if its a girl"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I dont want to say"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I dont want to say"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. Its Emma"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. Its Emma"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. Its Emma"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. Its Emma"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dontNEWLINEwant it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Take it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Take it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Take it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Take it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Take it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its clearly an Emma"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its clearly an Emma"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh honey, but you love that name"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing.NEWLINESo Im screwed. I mean… (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah,NEWLINEthats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you wantNEWLINEa little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?"}]
},
"14":{
"SceneDescription":" The Recovery Room, Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"(entering) Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to hisNEWLINEfuture bride"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes yourNEWLINEbreath away doesnt he"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Hes a keeper. How are you feeling"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Hes a keeper. How are you feeling"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down."},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising herNEWLINEall alone"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and getsNEWLINEmarried"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well then he gets a divorce, its Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well then he gets a divorce, its Ross"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Im telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say theyreNEWLINEgonna be there until they start their real family"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well I—Thats never gonna happen with Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well I—Thats never gonna happen with Ross"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now ImNEWLINElucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. NewNEWLINEBoobs"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"I hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two (Her and Emma) are onNEWLINEyour own"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well… Thats…yknow—Thats—WeveNEWLINEbeen alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what?NEWLINEI-I—Maybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-I—things have beenNEWLINEhappening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had thisNEWLINEkiss. Yknow? So it might be the…the beginning of something"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey Janice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey Janice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey Janice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey Janice"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh hi"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh hi"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron."},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no. No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no. No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no. No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no. No"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Im gonna leave the three of you alone"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Bye. (Exits."},
{"Character":"Janice","Line":"Bye. (Exits."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Man! Did you see the kid on that nose"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) YknowNEWLINEwhat I was, I was thinking about"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm…that kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-somethingNEWLINEhuh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we…we gotta be careful. We…weNEWLINEcant let that happen again, yknow"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(pause) Right"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(pause) Right"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(pause) Right"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(pause) Right"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(pause) Right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I mean we dont want to go down that road do we"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) TheyNEWLINEdidnt have any sodas"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins"}]
},
"15":{
"SceneDescription":" The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time;NEWLINEit is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats theNEWLINEmatter"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What is it? Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What is it? Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really its nothing. Im just"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really its nothing. Im just"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach come on, what"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach come on, what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ive just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be allNEWLINEalone"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you talking about alone? What about Ross"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you talking about alone? What about Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little missNEWLINEnew boobs"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, how long was I watching that woman"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, how long was I watching that woman"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im just saying that yknow, someday Ross is gonna meetNEWLINEsomebody and…hes gonna have his own life. Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I guess so"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I guess so"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I guess so"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I guess so"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumbNEWLINEhuh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, listen to me, listen to me…you are never ever gonna beNEWLINEalone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey. Honey what would I do without you?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey. Honey what would I do without you?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey. Honey what would I do without you?"},
{"Character":"(They hug","Line":"They hug."},
{"Character":"(They hug","Line":"They hug."},
{"Character":"(They hug","Line":"They hug."},
{"Character":"(They hug","Line":"They hug."},
{"Character":"(They hug","Line":"They hug."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You dont have to worry about that okay"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? Theyre right onNEWLINEthat chair under Rosss coat"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"(He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. GellerNEWLINEgave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box,NEWLINEopens it, and sees that its an engagement ring","Line":"He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. GellerNEWLINEgave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box,NEWLINEopens it, and sees that its an engagement ring."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey"},
{"Character":"(He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open","Line":"He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay"},
{"Character":"(Joey is stunned","Line":"Joey is stunned."},
{"Character":"(Joey is stunned","Line":"Joey is stunned."},
{"Character":"(Joey is stunned","Line":"Joey is stunned."},
{"Character":"[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down theNEWLINEhall to Rachels room","Line":"Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down theNEWLINEhall to Rachels room."},
{"Character":"[Fade to black","Line":"Fade to black."},
{"Character":"[Fade to black","Line":"Fade to black."},
{"Character":"[Fade to black","Line":"Fade to black."},
{"Character":"[Fade to black","Line":"Fade to black."},
{"Character":"{Transcribers Note","Line":"As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene.NEWLINEThere will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September.NEWLINESee you then, have a good summer everyone."}]
}
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