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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Chandler","Rachel","Phoebe","Ross","Joey","Monica","","David","<strong>The Wedding Guest","<strong>The Second Guest","The Woman","<strong>Aunt Millie","Frannie"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Monicas, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table eatingNEWLINEcheesecake. The box it came in is also on the table.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohh. Mmm"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohh. Mmm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, yknow I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(ChandlerNEWLINEputs a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God,NEWLINEthis is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over toNEWLINElook at the label on the box."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sentNEWLINEit to us"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs.NEWLINEBraverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can'tNEWLINEreturn a box after you've opened the box"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can'tNEWLINEreturn a box after you've opened the box"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why, why not"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why, why not"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because it's too delicious"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because it's too delicious"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna sendNEWLINEaway for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecakeNEWLINEconglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible,NEWLINEIm a horrible, horrible, horrible person"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry, what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry, what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry, what"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Ross are playing <i>Monopoly</i>NEWLINEas Phoebe enters angrily.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with JoeyNEWLINEtonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(reading the note) Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk toNEWLINEyou later. Big Daddy. (Laughs) Big Daddy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh thats a nickname we were trying out"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh thats a nickname we were trying out"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh thats a nickname we were trying out"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, yknow what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (MonicaNEWLINEshakes her head in disgust."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Heres Joseph Francis"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Heres Joseph Francis"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility forNEWLINEsex"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Phoebe hes right, that is the rule"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Phoebe hes right, that is the rule"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I dont accept this rule. When we make plans, I expect you to showNEWLINEup. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better!NEWLINEYknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that theirNEWLINEfriendship) is for life"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it does"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it does"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it does"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) HowNEWLINEabout uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, you wore me down"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, you wore me down"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, you wore me down"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for theNEWLINERoss-A-Tron"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ross—Is that back?!! (Chandler motions no."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ross—Is that back?!! (Chandler motions no."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Awww! Mel Torme died"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, that papers like a year old"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, that papers like a year old"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aw! Does that mean the <i>Sam Goodys</i> sale is over?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasntNEWLINEa mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she sawNEWLINEyou-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! ThatsNEWLINEnot the reason shes not inviting me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony,NEWLINEjust the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and INEWLINEwill just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as aNEWLINEsign of protest"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in theNEWLINELinguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, notNEWLINEbroad backed"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasnt invited andNEWLINEyou got and guest?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I thinkNEWLINEthe rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting) Not broad backed"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting) Not broad backed"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting) Not broad backed"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting) Not broad backed"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? I cant cancel on Joan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Bec—Did you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in theNEWLINELinguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Because! Shes my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! WereNEWLINEfamily yknow? Well thats important to me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aww thats nice. Family should be there, huh? This is her wedding,NEWLINEhappiest day of her life"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) Well see"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) Well see"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) Well see"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) Well see"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, sheNEWLINErecognizes someone sitting at the counter.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"David who"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"David who"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"David who"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who wentNEWLINEto Russia and broke my heart David"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"(noticing Phoebe) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"(noticing Phoebe) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"(noticing Phoebe) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? ArentNEWLINEyou supposed to be in Russia"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, GodNEWLINEyou look phenomenal"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether INEWLINEshould call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, INEWLINEdidnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wantedNEWLINEto see you and—but I didnt know if you wanted to see me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, of course I would want to see you. I…I think about you allNEWLINEthe time"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Really? Because I think about you all the time."},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Really? Because I think about you all the time."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"I mean, theres a statue in Minsk"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-its actuallyNEWLINEof Lenin. But, yknow at certain angles"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Umm, anyway…Do you want to have dinner tonight"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(excited) Yes! Oh no!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(excited) Yes! Oh no!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(excited) Yes! Oh no!"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"(disappointed) Oh. Uh, what"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can youNEWLINEdo it tomorrow night though"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. WellNEWLINElisten, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh. (They go over and talk."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh. (They go over and talk."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I have plans with Joey tonight"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I have plans with Joey tonight"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So! Hell understand"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So! Hell understand"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made aNEWLINEwhole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? JustNEWLINEbecause, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-INEWLINEshould change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have myNEWLINEprinciples, I dont have anything"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, you are so strong"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, you are so strong"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, you are so strong"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Cousin Frannies Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are entering andNEWLINEfinding their table.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the coupleNEWLINEsitting to her right.) Hi"},
{"Character":"<strong>The Wedding Guest","Line":"/strong> Hi"},
{"Character":"<strong>The Wedding Guest","Line":"/strong> Hi"},
{"Character":"<strong>The Wedding Guest","Line":"/strong> Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Im Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom"},
{"Character":"<strong>The Wedding Guest","Line":"/strong> Oh, I used to work with Frannie"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didntNEWLINEget invited! A blood relative! Blood!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Stop saying, Blood to strangers"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Stop saying, Blood to strangers"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Stop saying, Blood to strangers"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know theNEWLINEhappy couple"},
{"Character":"<strong>The Second Guest","Line":"/strong> We went to college with both of them and now we liveNEWLINEnext door"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, youre fine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, youre fine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, youre fine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, youre fine"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you wereNEWLINEcoming"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I wouldnt miss this"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I wouldnt miss this"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I wouldnt miss this"},
{"Character":"David","Line":"Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! WereNEWLINEgoing to my place! (Drags him off to her place."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Cousin Frannies Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at theNEWLINEtable, alone, as a woman approaches.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"The Woman","Line":"Ross, sweetheart"},
{"Character":"The Woman","Line":"Ross, sweetheart"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, hey Aunt Millie"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, hey Aunt Millie"},
{"Character":"<strong>Aunt Millie","Line":"/strong> Isnt it a beautiful wedding?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, yes it is. Its uh… (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity toNEWLINEgrab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with aNEWLINEnapkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?"},
{"Character":"(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter","Line":"Cousin Frannie and her husband enter."},
{"Character":"(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter","Line":"Cousin Frannie and her husband enter."},
{"Character":"(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter","Line":"Cousin Frannie and her husband enter."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Heres Frannie. Hmm, wont she be happy to see me? (Starts toNEWLINEget up and greet Frannie."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didnt bring you here soNEWLINEyou can ambush her"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Frannie was the one who found your <i>Playboys</i> and showed them toNEWLINEmom"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Frannie was the one who found your <i>Playboys</i> and showed them toNEWLINEmom"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That bitch! (He gets up and they go over to ambush Frannie. Monica taps onNEWLINEFrannies shoulder."},
{"Character":"Frannie","Line":"(turning around) Monica! What"},
{"Character":"Frannie","Line":"(turning around) Monica! What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do youNEWLINElike that?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?!NEWLINEWhat—Why wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?!NEWLINE(Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart"},
{"Character":"Frannie","Line":"I believe you know my husband"},
{"Character":"Frannie","Line":"I believe you know my husband"},
{"Character":"Frannie","Line":"I believe you know my husband"},
{"Character":"(Monica is shocked into silence","Line":"Monica is shocked into silence."},
{"Character":"(Monica is shocked into silence","Line":"Monica is shocked into silence."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So its really a question of who could you have possibly done"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying toNEWLINEsalvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stick to your side"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stick to your side"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, come on now"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, come on now"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, come on now"},
{"Character":"(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop andNEWLINElook up at him. Joey sits down on the step","Line":"Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop andNEWLINElook up at him. Joey sits down on the step."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts diggingNEWLINEin."}]
}
}
},
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