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<h1 align="center">The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding</h1>
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<p>Story by: Ira Ungerleider<br>
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Teleplay by: Brown Mandell<br>
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Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Eric Aasen</a></p>
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<hr>
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<font size="3">
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.<br>
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<br>
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ALL: Who?<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty.<br>
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<br>
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ALL: Wow!<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to
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kiss this guy.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: 'Cause he was just so darn cute.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy
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kisses.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. (Rachel looks at
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him in disbelief) Or you just do it.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: I did do it, I'm a professional.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Then what's the problem?<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'.
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Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good
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mother. <br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about
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kissing (Chandler and Monica, give her a look that says 'think about it') Ooh.<br>
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<br>
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OPENING CREDITS<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: continued from earlier]<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say?<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on
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Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over
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here and kiss me.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: What, forget it!<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Yeah, right.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Come on, I need your help here.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: All right. I'll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: You see this, this is a friend.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Uh-huh, let's go. (they move in to kiss) Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. (they kiss
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rather passionately) Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up
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a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Yeah, that makes sense. (looks at Ross)<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Over my dead body! (Joey looks at Chandler)<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good!
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(turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good,
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tell her she looks good.<br>
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<br>
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(Rachel enters in this hideous pink bride's maid dress, with a huge silver bow on her
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chest, and a big, huge skirt, kinda like the one's women wore in the 1800s, Monica and
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Richard both stare in shock)<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: (laughing) Oh my God, you look so good!<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking
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like something you drink when your nauseous.</p>
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<p>ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your
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ex-fiancee's wedding.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Because I promised Mindy I would.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him. (Rachel glares at her, and she
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retreats to safety between Richard's legs)<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I
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just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.<br>
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<br>
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(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a
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little action?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: I may have.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Woo-hoo, stuud!<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: What's she look like?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the
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internet.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Woo-hoo, geeek!<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend
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get a little defended and quipy...<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Get out!<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Nooo!<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Please!<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, 'cut it out, get real', and I
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did.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Wow! What's that like?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: It's like this, me, no jokes.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.<br>
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<br>
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ALL: Bye, Richard.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Bye sweetie, (kisses him) I love you.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: I love you, too.<br>
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<br>
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(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: What are you talking about? What wedding?<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Come on, like you never talk that.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Nooo! Never! I mean, we're living in the moment. God, it is so nice for once to
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not have to get all hung up on 'Where is this going?'<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Afraid to ask him?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Could not be more terrified.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel
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another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: (holding up a blanket) Where's Benny? (drops the blanket) There he is! (does it
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again) Where's Benny, there he is.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown
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ups to cut it out.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure. <br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Okay.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Sure I do.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Yeah, am I in it?<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Oh God, you are about to get sooo lucky.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Oh, yeah!<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Keep talkin'.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France,
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make French toast.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Okay, so, uh, we're in France, we're making the toast. Do you see a little
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bassinet in the corner?<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Like a hound?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Not a basset, a bassinet.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you ,
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do you not see kids in our future.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our
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kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Uh-huh.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Look I want you, now.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this
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is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the
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planet.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to
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his new friend on the internet.]<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss,
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I won't tell anyone.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Joey, no means no!<br>
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<br>
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[Rachel, in her bridesmaid dress, complete with hat, which makes her look like Little Bo
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Peep, and Ross enter]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hey!<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And
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you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Get away from me I said no!<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him (runs out)<br>
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<br>
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ALL: Bye.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Bye, good luck.<br>
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<br>
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(Rachel, Ross, and Monica exit)<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points
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at the computer screen).<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim <i>(sp?, I'm not an art guy)</i>
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museum. See, she likes art, and I like funny words.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: What does she mean by HH?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: (shyly) It means we're holding hands.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Are you the cutest?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: I'm afraid I might just be.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet
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for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me
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in the back. What's going on?<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: How do you not fall down more?<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: All right. (reading her answer) "My husband is sleeping with his
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secretary." She's married! <br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Well at least we know she's a woman.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for
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ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed
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to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at
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Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're
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not supposed to think about.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Neither am I.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: later the bridesmaids and ushers are getting ready to start, Ross is looking for
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Rachel]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Hey, there. <br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Hi.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Are you all right?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my
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wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't,
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people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Sweetie, it's be gonna okay, all right. It's a wedding, generally people focus on
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the bride.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: God I know, you're right.<br>
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<br>
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(Annoying wedding planner enters)<br>
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<br>
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WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids
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and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Thank you, Okay, Okay. <br>
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<br>
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[Starts to walk down the aisle, unfortunately she doesn't realize that her dress is
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bunched up in her underwear and her butt is showing.]<br>
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<br>
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COMMERCIAL BREAK<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is
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showing!'<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was,
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was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the
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entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my
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God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I'm dating you.<br>
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<br>
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MR. WINEBURG: Rachel!<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg.<br>
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<br>
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MR. WINEBURG: It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear, in fact I hardly expected to
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see so much.<br>
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<br>
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MRS. WINEBURG: You told me you didn't see anything.<br>
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<br>
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MR. WINEBURG: I tell ya a lot things!<br>
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<br>
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MRS. WINEBURG: Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.<br>
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<br>
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MR. WINEBURG: Stay well.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.<br>
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<br>
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MINDY: (entering) Rach! Rach!<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh, hi!<br>
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<br>
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MINDY: Oh my God, I'm married!<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: I know.<br>
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<br>
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MINDY: I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.<br>
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<br>
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BARRY: (entering) Min. Oh Rach, you're still here, at our wedding, they were packing up
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the chopped liver about now.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is
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saying that is good to see me up and about?<br>
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<br>
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MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you
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were sort of....insane.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Insane!<br>
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<br>
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MINDY: ...from the syphilis.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: What?!<br>
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<br>
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BARRY: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there, Joey is on the
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phone.]<br>
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<br>
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JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that
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guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an
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Indian and walks into <br>
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his room)<br>
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<br>
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(the computer bing, bongs)<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. She
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wants to know what's wrong?<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.<br>
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<br>
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(bing, bong)<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Oh, my.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: What?<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: She wants to meet you in person.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married,
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she has a husband.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you
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don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be
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kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Okay, I'll do it!<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and
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meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a
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shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you
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know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No,
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no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the
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kitchen)<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and
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Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of
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the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I
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do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that
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I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I
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just do.<br>
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<br>
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BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast
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here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got
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home from his first date with Rachel...<br>
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<br>
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ALL: What?!<br>
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<br>
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BEST MAN: What, (to Barry) you hired the same band I can't use the same speech. (gets a
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'da-doom-chesh' from the drummer) Thank you, thank you very much. Anyway, I wish you both
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a wonderful life together. And Rachel...<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: What.<br>
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<br>
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BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts
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to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out!
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(da-doom-chesh)<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: (standing up) Uh, I like to, uh, to add something to that...<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Oh dear God.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel
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to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had
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syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she
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walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out
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pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: (to Ross) She you in the parking lot.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!<br>
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<br>
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BARRY: And once again she is out of here. Okay who had 9:45? Um?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya,
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know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised
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myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See
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now, tonight, all I <br>
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really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity.
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Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really
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left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With
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yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She
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would..."<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Marenge,<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: (singing) "...marenge, thank you honey, and do the cha-cha. And while she
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like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. At the, wait, wait, everybody.."<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: Everybody!<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: At the Copa, Copa Cabana (everyone joins in) The hottest spot north of Havana. At
|
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the Copa, Coo-pa Ca-ban-a, music and fashion were always the passion, at the Copa....<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: You'll do what?<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Oh my God!<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll
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go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Really?<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all
|
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over again, then I will.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like
|
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seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: But you're not.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but
|
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I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: God. I love you.<br>
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<br>
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MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?<br>
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<br>
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RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are there waiting for
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Chandler's cyberchick to arrive]<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Where is she, Where is she? (grabs Rachel) Oh, hey, I have a question, where is
|
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she?<br>
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<br>
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RACHEL: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: (seeing her also) Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind.<br>
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<br>
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PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if
|
|
you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do
|
|
is try not to...<br>
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<br>
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|
(Chandler's date walks in)<br>
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<br>
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CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)<br>
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<br>
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JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)<br>
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<br>
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ALL: OH.....MY.....GOD!!<br>
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<br>
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CLOSING CREDITS<br>
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<br>
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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]<br>
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<br>
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ROSS: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good
|
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friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses
|
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Joey).<br>
|
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<br>
|
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JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get
|
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it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.<br>
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