startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With Joey’s Porsche.html.json

{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Rachel","Ross","Chandler","Monica","Phoebe","Guy #1","Joey","Woman",""],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who bothNEWLINEcome storming in. Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are stillNEWLINEmarried!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look I was going to tell you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look I was going to tell you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) RossNEWLINEdidn’t get the annulment; we are still married"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You’re kidding"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You’re kidding"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(overdoing it) Oh my God!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(overdoing it) Oh my God!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t faceNEWLINEanother failed marriage"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think thisNEWLINEwas a successful marriage"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. (HeNEWLINElaughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Phoebe, I told her you already knew"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Another lie. You have a sickness"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Another lie. You have a sickness"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married toNEWLINEanymore of us are ya"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and isNEWLINEwriting the note.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Guy #1","Line":"Nice car"},
				{"Character":"Guy #1","Line":"Nice car"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it’s not mine"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it’s not mine"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(walking up) I love your car"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(walking up) I love your car"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it’s (looks up and sees the woman) mine"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I bet it’s fast"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I bet it’s fast"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I bet it’s fast"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(checks in the window to make sure it has them) It’s got ‘em"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe areNEWLINEbaby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Pheebs, how’s it going"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(rapidly) I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do youNEWLINEthink they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at ChandlerNEWLINEwith little baby girl Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right,NEWLINECoach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenlyNEWLINEsmells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t beenNEWLINEinvented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have aNEWLINEsituation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve beenNEWLINEplaying these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do you mean"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have ourNEWLINEown zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be inNEWLINEcharge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they putNEWLINEtheir hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab hisNEWLINEfinger."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone"},
				{"Character":"[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes,NEWLINEChandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on","Line":"Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes,NEWLINEChandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at theNEWLINErestaurant"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey babies! Oh, I’m having the best morning. That uh, that PorscheNEWLINEI’ve got the keys too, still there"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Shocking! Since you still have the keys"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Shocking! Since you still have the keys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People areNEWLINEfriendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice aboutNEWLINEmy equity investments"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What equity investments"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What equity investments"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What equity investments"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes hisNEWLINEforehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But INEWLINEfigured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start toNEWLINEthink that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got aNEWLINEbucket and some soap I can borrow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishingNEWLINEcompound"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t even have a car"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t even have a car"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t even have a car"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front ofNEWLINEthe building, so I washed it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And six others"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And six others"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There you are"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There you are"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and PhoebeNEWLINEwatch them.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don’t know why I was so nervous about this. And I don’t knowNEWLINEwhy Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that’s the same"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, theyNEWLINEcan meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, lookNEWLINEat his smooth area, that’s just gonna mess them up"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way overNEWLINEprotective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to checkNEWLINEon the babies again."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being ableNEWLINEto put both legs over your head"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I can still do that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I can still do that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I can still do that"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How are you still single?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybeNEWLINEyou’re right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good. What made you change your mind"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good. What made you change your mind"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good. What made you change your mind"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I swallowed the sonic blaster gun"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How did that happen?!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How did that happen?!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How did that happen?!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Y’know? And itNEWLINEturns out I was wrong. And now it’s lodged in my throat. (Mimics a cat trying toNEWLINEcough up a hairball.) (He does it again."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Damnit! Y’know this whole time we were concentrating on watchingNEWLINEthe babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica andNEWLINEPhoebe are watching the babies. I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it whenNEWLINEit comes on in your area.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took hisNEWLINEcar back"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But you found the keys to his clothes"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But you found the keys to his clothes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks INEWLINEown a Porsche"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And people will think you own a Porsche because you’re wearing theNEWLINEclothes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn’t have theNEWLINEcar! Right"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is true"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts toNEWLINEleave."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you know you don’t actually have one"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you know you don’t actually have one"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk toNEWLINEher! (Storms out."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, that’s it, we’re going to the emergency room"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, that’s it, we’re going to the emergency room"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?! No, you can’t, you can’t leave me here with them!NEWLINEWe’re baby-sitting!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own forNEWLINEa while"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But you-you can’t leave me with them! We-we’re a team!NEWLINEWe’re playing a zone! They’re gonna triple team me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got toNEWLINEgo to the hospital"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got toNEWLINEgo to the hospital"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But no, because a doctor won’t be able to help him, it’s justNEWLINEgonna y’know naturally pass through his system in like seven years"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think that’s gum"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think that’s gum"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think that’s gum"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think that’s gum"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m pretty sure it’s gun"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m pretty sure it’s gun"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, listen this really hurts. Let’s go"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! (They don’tNEWLINEstop.) No! What would, what would Krog do? (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is being triple teamed.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right?NEWLINEOkay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, Yeah, I do! Okay, after I getNEWLINErid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one. (She throws it atNEWLINEthe garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to theNEWLINEfloor and break.) Okay, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I just have toNEWLINEclean that up. Okay? ‘Cause let’s face it, we’re at Monica’s. (SheNEWLINEcrawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. AllNEWLINEright. Well, that’s just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and theNEWLINEvase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only twoNEWLINEof you? Where is Leslie? Well, you can’t answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie?NEWLINEWhere are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (SheNEWLINEturns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TVNEWLINEcabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picksNEWLINEher up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, you’re a lotNEWLINEmischievous! Well, it’ll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay,NEWLINEyou sit with your brother and sister now—who aren’t there! (They both haveNEWLINEdisappeared as well."},
				{"Character":"[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is,NEWLINEMonica’s apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire,NEWLINEbrimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart.NEWLINENeedless to say, it’s messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away.NEWLINEParents with small children know what I’m talking about","Line":"Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is,NEWLINEMonica’s apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire,NEWLINEbrimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart.NEWLINENeedless to say, it’s messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away.NEWLINEParents with small children know what I’m talking about."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(exhausted) How do you feel"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(exhausted) How do you feel"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, let’s just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroyNEWLINEthe universe again in twelve to fourteen hours"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fedNEWLINE‘em, bathed ‘em, and put ‘em to bed"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And protected them from a tornado"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And protected them from a tornado"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And protected them from a tornado"},
				{"Character":"(Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror","Line":"Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror."},
				{"Character":"(Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror","Line":"Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know, the babies are asleep"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, what, what happened here?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, what, what happened here?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But my apartment"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But my apartment"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But my apartment"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But my apartment"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Was the setting of Phoebe’s triumph"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But the mess"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But the mess"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But the mess"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But the mess"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babiesNEWLINEall by herself"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You’re right, you’re right I shouldn’t freak out.NEWLINE‘Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(pause) Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(pause) Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the PorscheNEWLINEstuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey isNEWLINEfooling around with.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(the same one from before approaches) Hi Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! How you doin’"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! How you doin’"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! How you doin’"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! How you doin’"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping.NEWLINE(The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then theNEWLINEsame guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapsesNEWLINEit. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche."}]
			}
		}
	},
	"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Joey’s Porsche.html"}