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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Joey","Chandler","Ross","Chandler and Joey","Rachel","Jason","Phoebe","Monica","","Pete","All","[paus","Pete's Mom","Fireman","Vince","Guru Saj"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are playing with the duck and theNEWLINEchick.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We couldNEWLINEcall it Chuck"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or... Dick"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or... Dick"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or... Dick"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Listen, I-I need a favor. Umm, I was in the shower, and as I was cleansingNEWLINEmyself, I ah, I-I, well I felt something"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Was it like a sneeze only better"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Was it like a sneeze only better"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, I mean, I mean a thing on my body"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, I mean, I mean a thing on my body"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(with a disgusted look) What was it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's notNEWLINEvisually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out.NEWLINE(starts to take off his pants"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Whoa!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Whoa!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Whoa!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"Whoa!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on you guys, it's no big deal! (He turns around and shows him hisNEWLINEthing."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-heeeiiiiii-iiiii-ah!! (sees it) Huh"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-heeeiiiiii-iiiii-ah!! (sees it) Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well what is it? Is it a mole? (He moves closer to them, and they jumpNEWLINEback."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, it's... fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why don't you just goNEWLINEsee a<>"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they'reNEWLINEdoing and stops, the guys are stunned"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahhh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, right"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's prettyNEWLINEcool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is so great! Oh, I... (sees that a parked car near them has caughtNEWLINEon fire) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Whoa"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Whoa"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Whoa"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Whoa"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Whoa"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Whoa"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Whoa"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Whoa"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(the fire has worsened) Oh my God!!"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Ahh-ahh, we'd better call the fire department"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Ahh-ahh, we'd better call the fire department"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(stopping him) No! No!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(stopping him) No! No!"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"No, no"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"No, no"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"No, no"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, we don't n-n-n-n-need a fireman, we'd, we'd like a good mechanic.NEWLINE(hears the sound of approaching sirens) Oh my God, here they come! Well, we gotta get outNEWLINEof here"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"W-w-w-wait! Why?"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"W-w-w-wait! Why?"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"W-w-w-wait! Why?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (sheNEWLINEdrags him away"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(starting to get up) I gotta go water Pete's plants. (stops) Y'knowNEWLINEwhat, if he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should waterNEWLINEhis plants. If y'know what I mean"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering with Rachel) <20>and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just,NEWLINEalways afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(disgusted) Uh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(disgusted) Uh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(disgusted) Uh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it just, it doesn't feel like playing anymore, it feels like work.NEWLINEIt's like I'm working in the field"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Pheebs, pick one of them"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Pheebs, pick one of them"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Pheebs, pick one of them"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. Which one do you like more"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. Which one do you like more"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy. Y'know? He'sNEWLINEso burly, he's sooo very burly. (giggles"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well sensitive is important, pick him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well sensitive is important, pick him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh sure, go with the sissy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh sure, go with the sissy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Jason is not a sissy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Jason is not a sissy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gangNEWLINEaround.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lightsNEWLINEturn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights!NEWLINELights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, and the dimmer switch"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, and the dimmer switch"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa! For a rich guy he's got, that's a pretty small TV"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to beNEWLINEhere, so please, do not touch anything"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sitting down on the couch) I-kea! This is comfortable"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sitting down on the couch) I-kea! This is comfortable"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering with Phoebe) This place is amazing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering with Phoebe) This place is amazing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"God, that is the nicest kitchen"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"God, that is the nicest kitchen"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! But it's the nicest kitchen, the refrigerator told me to have aNEWLINEgreat day"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look at this! A millionaire's checkbook"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look at this! A millionaire's checkbook"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, getNEWLINEout!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automaticallyNEWLINEanswers it"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Monica? (the gang ducks and hides"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Monica? (the gang ducks and hides"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I guess that's how"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I guess that's how"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I guess that's how"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Hey Monica, how's it going"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Hey Monica, how's it going"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh it<69>s umm, good! It's umm, it<69>s good, just here watering theNEWLINEplants"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(standing up) Hey Pete"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(standing up) Hey Pete"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi, how ya doing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi, how ya doing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just soNEWLINEI know, is it good news or bad news"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, INEWLINEhave another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh no-no-no, it's still me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh no-no-no, it's still me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh no-no-no, it's still me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh no-no-no, it's still me"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah.NEWLINE(listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'mNEWLINEgonna have to call you back"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Okay, I love you"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Okay, I love you"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Okay, I love you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I love you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I love you"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"I love you, love you"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"I love you, love you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, what do you thing the good news is"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, what do you thing the good news is"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000NEWLINEdollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think theNEWLINEgood news is"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"[paus","Line":"pause"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom"},
{"Character":"(Pete's computer automatically calls Mom, Pete's Mom","Line":"Pete's computer automatically calls Mom, Pete's Mom."},
{"Character":"Pete's Mom","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Pete's Mom","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Pete's Mom","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Pete's Mom","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And that's Pete's Mom."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And that's Pete's Mom."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" A Fire House, Phoebe has gone to break up with Vince.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Excuse me. Umm, is Vince here"},
{"Character":"Fireman","Line":"Oh sure. Vince?"},
{"Character":"Fireman","Line":"Oh sure. Vince?"},
{"Character":"Fireman","Line":"Oh sure. Vince?"},
{"Character":"Vince","Line":"Yo!! (slides down that pole that fire station<6F>s have"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow! I didn<64>t know you guys actually used those."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow! I didn<64>t know you guys actually used those."},
{"Character":"Vince","Line":"So, what<61>s up"},
{"Character":"Vince","Line":"So, what<61>s up"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, wow. This-this isn<73>t gonna be easy. Umm, I don<6F>t think weNEWLINEshould see each other anymore"},
{"Character":"Vince","Line":"Uh-huh. G-good deal"},
{"Character":"Vince","Line":"Uh-huh. G-good deal"},
{"Character":"Vince","Line":"Uh-huh. G-good deal"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I<>m sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I<>m sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I<>m sorry"},
{"Character":"Vince","Line":"No-no it<69>s okay. It<49>s just that ah, I thought we had somethingNEWLINEpretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to,NEWLINEand<6E> (starts choking up) That there<72>s so much in me I have to share with youNEWLINEyet"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God, I didn<64>t"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God, I didn<64>t"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God, I didn<64>t"},
{"Character":"Vince","Line":"(starting to cry) I<>m sorry, I can<61>t talk. I<>m gonna goNEWLINEwrite in my journal. (walks away"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Jason<6F>s apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(knocks on the door) Jason"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Yeah, come on in"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Yeah, come on in"},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"Yeah, come on in"},
{"Character":"(She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great bodyNEWLINEtoo, and is at a loss for words","Line":"She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great bodyNEWLINEtoo, and is at a loss for words."},
{"Character":"Jason","Line":"So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anythingNEWLINEwrong"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nah-ha"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nah-ha"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nah-ha"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nah-ha"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nah-ha"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nah-ha"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Pete<74>s apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Lights. (The lights turn on, once again they<65>re too bright.) Uh,NEWLINEromantic lights. (The lights dim."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ooh, nice"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ooh, nice"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ooh, nice"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, right! I completely forgot about that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, right! I completely forgot about that"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Well ah, I<>ve been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at myNEWLINElife"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"And I feel like I<>ve conquered the business world, and I feel likeNEWLINEI<45>ve conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman inNEWLINEthe world"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"There<72>s one thing missing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What<61>s that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What<61>s that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What<61>s that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What<61>s that"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"It<49>s time for me to conquer the physical world"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (not sure of herself"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (not sure of herself"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You wanna what?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You wanna what?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You wanna what?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You wanna what?"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It<49>s the mostNEWLINEintense physical competition in the world, it<69>s banned in 49 states"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you talking about"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you talking about"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you talking about"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe andNEWLINEBrazilian street fighting, I<>ve even had my own octagon training ring designed"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I suppose you used a ring designer for that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I suppose you used a ring designer for that"},
{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want youNEWLINEclose enough to smell the blood. What do you think"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"My parents will be so happy"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"My parents will be so happy"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Guru Saj<61>s office: Joey and Chandler have taken the duck to see the guru.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(comforting the duck) Everything<6E>s gonna be all right. Okay,NEWLINEDick"},
{"Character":"Guru Saj","Line":"(entering) Hello, I am Guru Saj-(sees the duck)-Whoa!! (to Joey)NEWLINEThat<61>s supposed to be a duck right? <20>Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of myNEWLINEleague"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, yeah. He<48>s got a, he<68>s got a really bad cough, and ourNEWLINEvet, he can<61>t do anything about it. Is there something you can do"},
{"Character":"Guru Saj","Line":"Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat aNEWLINEbat"},
{"Character":"Guru Saj","Line":"Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat aNEWLINEbat"}]
}
}
},
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