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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Chandler","Monica","Joey","Rachel","Joey & Monica","Mike","Phoebe","","Ross"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through NEWLINE some papers.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this NEWLINE since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened NEWLINE to all our money"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more NEWLINE than we're bringing in"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't NEWLINE ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was NEWLINE y'know... finding gold"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big NEWLINE a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe NEWLINE next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's NEWLINE refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda NEWLINE and beer"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! We're not borrowing money"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! We're not borrowing money"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one NEWLINE thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the NEWLINE pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get NEWLINE us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey's apartment. Monica enters.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will NEWLINE never get back to Chandler"},
{"Character":"(Joey frowns...then looks as if he understand","Line":"Joey frowns...then looks as if he understands"},
{"Character":"(Joey frowns...then looks as if he understand","Line":"Joey frowns...then looks as if he understands"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler NEWLINE is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But NEWLINE that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money NEWLINE is always a mistake"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Chandler lent you money"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Chandler lent you money"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Chandler lent you money"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And I think he would tell you it was a mistake"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...how much"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Two thousand dollars"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Two thousand dollars"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah.."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel NEWLINE enters"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi you guys"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi you guys"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi you guys"},
{"Character":"Joey & Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey & Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oo...what's in the bag"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oo...what's in the bag"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that NEWLINE this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff NEWLINE to baby-proof the apartment"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, NEWLINE when I was a kid it was like.. Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs! NEWLINE or er.. Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again! Huh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this NEWLINE stuff"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic NEWLINE laugh."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic NEWLINE laugh."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're gonna do it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're gonna do it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, women can. You can't"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, women can. You can't"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You're a pig. And you can't do this"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You're a pig. And you can't do this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The hardware store is right down the street"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The hardware store is right down the street"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"There is a hardware store right down the street"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater NEWLINE sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little groomy NEWLINE joke"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase NEWLINE it's a play on the word roomy"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna NEWLINE say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, NEWLINE you're not expecting a proposal, right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See NEWLINE where it goes"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever NEWLINE go"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever NEWLINE go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get NEWLINE married again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Wow"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind NEWLINE of lost faith in the whole idea"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Was it really that bad"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Was it really that bad"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"At one point near the end she deliberately defecated...."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different NEWLINE with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once NEWLINE in the ocean"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first NEWLINE time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But it's just.."},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married NEWLINE again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving NEWLINE in together isn't the best idea"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to NEWLINE make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you NEWLINE start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Trust me, I will never.."},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Trust me, I will never.."},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Trust me, I will never.."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I get that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I get that"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":"Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"H"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"H"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can NEWLINE see for all hanging out but to come to my home"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mike doesn't ever wanna get married"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Never"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Never"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Never"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"wow, are you still going to move in with him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't NEWLINE really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. NEWLINE That marriage stinks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight NEWLINE and a woman stop shaving? Get them married"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's not how you really feel is it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's not how you really feel is it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's not how you really feel is it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right NEWLINE now but I can't help it. I love marriage"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Seriously? You divorce-o"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Seriously? You divorce-o"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"If you have to call me name, I prefer Ross the Divorcer. NEWLINE It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love NEWLINE to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before NEWLINE she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's ok that's how you feel"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's ok that's how you feel"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you NEWLINE guys have so much fun and you love Mike"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I do love Mike"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I do love Mike"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I do love Mike"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I do love Mike"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, NEWLINE and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The Divorcer, to the rescue"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The Divorcer, to the rescue"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"The Divorcer, to the rescue"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's not cooler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's not cooler"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah I just hurt it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah I just hurt it"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica NEWLINE are seated at the table.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection. (kisses monica) Wouldn't NEWLINE change a thing. Not a thing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"About that? Erm...I'm going to change"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But honey you don't have to"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But honey you don't have to"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm going to get bigger"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm going to get bigger"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Argh. fascis"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Argh. fascis"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Argh. fascis"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it NEWLINE or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get NEWLINE bigger too"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"your ass?!?!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"your ass?!?!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"your ass?!?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger NEWLINE too"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They...<i>do</i> that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They...<i>do</i> that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's kind of a package deal"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's kind of a package deal"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"God why why would you want to do that to yourself!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I thought I was something that we both wanted"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I thought I was something that we both wanted"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able NEWLINE to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going NEWLINE to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little NEWLINE present that's shooting out of her!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sedated) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sedated) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sedated) What"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike NEWLINE are also there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! What do you guys think about this. Ross: The Divorce-Force"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Very cool"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Very cool"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me NEWLINE the other day and I hope I was a little helpful"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised NEWLINE I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What do you mean"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught NEWLINE up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly NEWLINE picture yourself in a Volvo"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They are awfully boxy.."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They are awfully boxy.."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They are awfully boxy.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... NEWLINE normal"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh"},
{"Character":"(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the doo","Line":"Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey hey, can I help"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey hey, can I help"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored NEWLINE a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where NEWLINE it gets <i>really</i> tricky"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know sometimes your words... they hurt"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know sometimes your words... they hurt"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey uh, where do you guys want this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets NEWLINE go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these NEWLINE guys"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle NEWLINE room? None at all"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"No but... You don't want to get married either right"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"No but... You don't want to get married either right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Right. Except that I do want to get married"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Right. Except that I do want to get married"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(voice strained) Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck NEWLINE huh"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"You wanna get married"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"You wanna get married"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"You wanna get married"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Someday"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Someday"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aaaaand....... hernia"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Aaaaand....... hernia"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt NEWLINE I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of NEWLINE the regular stuff"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love NEWLINE you, and I wanted to live with you"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"I want to live with you too! Let's do that"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"I want to live with you too! Let's do that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't NEWLINE know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever NEWLINE gonna happen"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your NEWLINE mind about marriage"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you gonna change yours"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you gonna change yours"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you gonna change yours"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you gonna change yours"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what NEWLINE I want"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"But I don't want this to end"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"But I don't want this to end"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don't want it to end either"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don't want it to end either"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff NEWLINE packed up"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Mike","Line":"Ok... so...(They hug) Goodbye"},
{"Character":"Chandler/Joey/Rachel/Monica","Line":"Bye bye Mike!/Cya mike!/Bye mike!/Bye bye NEWLINE now"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm so sorry Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm so sorry Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm so sorry Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We're all sorry... (They have a group hug"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live NEWLINE with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again"}]
}
}
},
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