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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Chandler","Joey","<font size","Phoebe","Ross","Rachel","Phoebe and Rachel","Monica","All","<font size=3>Chandler","Chip",""],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of hisNEWLINEbedroom, ripping his coat in the process.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y'know, turnNEWLINEand slide"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired ofNEWLINEhaving to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my ownNEWLINEhands"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my ownNEWLINEhands"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, how about we, how bout we sell it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right. But, youre gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinetNEWLINEto reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball asNEWLINEdecorations."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (toNEWLINEJoey) They seem all right with it"},
{"Character":"<font size","Line":"font size="}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily)NEWLINEThank you, thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guysNEWLINEget the finest oak East of the Mississippi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all theNEWLINEland"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im reading your ad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im reading your ad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im reading your ad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im reading your ad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im reading your ad"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Looks good, uh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Looks good, uh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reading the ad) Stunning entertainment center. Fine, (pause) fineNEWLINEItalian craftsmanship. (Joey is very proud of himself"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? I love that thing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? I love that thing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? I love that thing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? I love that thing"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You want it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You want it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right look, Im changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(looks at him) Nooo"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(looks at him) Nooo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. What do you do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. What do you do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. What do you do"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I actually dont know.."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I actually dont know.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good, so do "},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good, so do "},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good, so do "},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Something to do with numbers"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Something to do with numbers"},
{"Character":"[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over toNEWLINEPhoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around","Line":"Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over toNEWLINEPhoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes overNEWLINEand picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing. Nothing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing. Nothing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? Whats wrong"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? Whats wrong"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is myNEWLINEMother"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my MomNEWLINELily, the one who killed herself"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you sure shes in the cat, or have you been taking yourNEWLINEgrandmas glycoma medicine again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres theNEWLINEfeeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into myNEWLINEguitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) MyNEWLINEMothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but thenNEWLINEnods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (toNEWLINEthe cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, INEWLINEhavent seen this smile in 17 years"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni.."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni.."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting) Let it go!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting) Let it go!"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont thinkNEWLINEany of them are gonna work out"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently, notNEWLINEeveryone is qualified to own wood and nails"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(is struggling with the cat) Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming,NEWLINEtrying to get away! Just like when she was alive"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used toNEWLINEthe fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried thatNEWLINEy'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice)NEWLINEWell, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call inNEWLINEthe other room"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why cant you use the phone in here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why cant you use the phone in here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. INEWLINEjust spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, dont start"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, dont start"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, dont start"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-thatNEWLINEtheres a woman inside that cat"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I believe it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I believe it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I believe it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I believe it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No you dont."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No you dont."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No you dont."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, I do"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, I do"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No you do—y'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I do not always have to be—okay, okay. (starts to leave"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"<i>Jurassic Park</i> could happen"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"<i>Jurassic Park</i> could happen"},
{"Character":"(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves","Line":"Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just foundNEWLINEtacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebes mother also goes by the nameNEWLINEJulio"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. INEWLINEmean, you know what that means?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looking at the flyer) Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looking at the flyer) Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do we have to tell her"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do we have to tell her"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do we have to tell her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, we have to tell her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, we have to tell her"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, but its made her so happy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand)NEWLINECrazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go haveNEWLINEdinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(disappointed) Yeah"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(disappointed) Yeah"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(disappointed) Yeah"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"(disappointed) Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I hate when Ross is right"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I hate when Ross is right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He is right, isnt he"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He is right, isnt he"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times hes wrong"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"You think"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"You think"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"You think"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"You think"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"You think"},
{"Character":"All","Line":"You think"},
{"Character":"<font size=3>Chandler","Line":"Oh-no, hes right.</font"},
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},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knockNEWLINEon the door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet!NEWLINENot yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room andNEWLINEcloses the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello, Chip"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello, Chip"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello, Chip"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Hey, Rach! How ya doin"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Hey, Rach! How ya doin"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im great! Im great. Ive got a great job at <i>Bloomingdales</i>,NEWLINEhave wonderful friends, and eventhough Im not seeing anyone right now, IveNEWLINEnever felt better about myself"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"So ah, Monica ready yet"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"So ah, Monica ready yet"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"So ah, Monica ready yet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" A street, Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Here, we are"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Here, we are"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! You still have the Chipper"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"The what"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"The what"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"The what"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"The what"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"The what"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in highNEWLINEschool. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"No, I think its cute. (kisses her"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"No, I think its cute. (kisses her"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! A lipper from Chipper"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! A lipper from Chipper"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"So you still in touch with anyone from high school"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. HowNEWLINEbout you"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. I see Spindler a lot.NEWLINEDevane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire,NEWLINEJ.T., Breadsly"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is that all"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is that all"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is that all"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is that all"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is that all"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is that all"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is that all"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ranNEWLINEinto Richard Dorfman"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh, how is he"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh, how is he"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh, how is he"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh, how is he"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Isnt he an architect now"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Isnt he an architect now"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Isnt he an architect now"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Yeah, they still wear underwear"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip isNEWLINEtelling a story.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"...and then Zana, just let one rip!! (laughs histerically"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high schoolNEWLINEwith, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, INEWLINEdont even know where you work"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"You know where I work"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"You know where I work"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"You know where I work"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I do"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You still work at the multiplex"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You still work at the multiplex"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime INEWLINEwant. I can get you free posters for your room"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents"},
{"Character":"Chip","Line":"Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want"},
{"Character":"(Monica takes a big swig of her martini","Line":"Monica takes a big swig of her martini."}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment centerNEWLINEfor the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision hisNEWLINEfuture full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and isNEWLINElooking at an uncertain future.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}]
}
}
},
"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Cat.html"}