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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Joey","Monica","Rachel","Ross","Chandler","Phoebe","(They go in and sit down","Teacher","<font size=3>Teacher","<font size=3>Phoebe","(Music start","Woman","<strong>Woman","Fake Monica","","<strong>Actor","<font size=3>Joey"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How could someone get a hold of your credit card number"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I have no idea. But look how much they spent"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you onlyNEWLINEhave to pay for the stuff that you bought"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know. It's just such reckless spending"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know. It's just such reckless spending"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know. It's just such reckless spending"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of alreadyNEWLINEthrown caution to the wind"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! (Points to a lamp which isNEWLINEshaking behind the sofa"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back-NEWLINE(Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross, you've got to do something about the humping"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? It's, it's just a phase"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? It's, it's just a phase"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, that's what we said about Joey.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, that's what we said about Joey.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How about Joey... Pepponi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's moreNEWLINEneutral"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey... Switzerland"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey... Switzerland"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey... Switzerland"},
{"Character":"(The waitress brings their coffee","Line":"The waitress brings their coffee."},
{"Character":"(The waitress brings their coffee","Line":"The waitress brings their coffee."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound likeNEWLINEI'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, it does not ring a bell with me.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, it does not ring a bell with me.."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Might wanna try Joseph"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Might wanna try Joseph"},
{"Character":"(Joey visibly thinks 'Of course!' and writes it down","Line":"Joey visibly thinks 'Of course!' and writes it down."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is theNEWLINEFiddler on the Roof"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What d'you think"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lotsa things"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lotsa things"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lotsa things"},
{"Character":"(They go in and sit down","Line":"They go in and sit down."},
{"Character":"(They go in and sit down","Line":"They go in and sit down."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Which one do you think she is"},
{"Character":"(The teacher comes up to them","Line":"The teacher comes up to them."},
{"Character":"(The teacher comes up to them","Line":"The teacher comes up to them."},
{"Character":"(The teacher comes up to them","Line":"The teacher comes up to them."},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"May I help you"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"May I help you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe"},
{"Character":"<font size=3>Teacher","Line":"You don't observe a dance class. You <strong>dance</strong></font><font size=5> </font><font size=3>a dance class. Spare shoes are over there.</font"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What does she mean"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What does she mean"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What does she mean"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What does she mean"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What does she mean"},
{"Character":"<font size=3>Phoebe","Line":"I think she means (Imitates) 'You <strong>dance</strong></font><font size=5> </font><font size=3>a dance class'. Oh, c'mon, c'mon. (They put on some spareNEWLINEshoes)</font"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"(To the class) People! Last time there were some empty yoghurtNEWLINEcontainers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She could be you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She could be you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She could be you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She could be you"},
{"Character":"(Music start","Line":"Music starts"},
{"Character":"(Music start","Line":"Music starts"},
{"Character":"(Music start","Line":"Music starts"},
{"Character":"(Music start","Line":"Music starts"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Let's get started. Five, six, a-five six seven eight.."},
{"Character":"(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounder","Line":"Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders"},
{"Character":"(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounder","Line":"Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I'm not getting this"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(Dancing in a swirly, Phoebe kind of way) I'm totally getting it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievablyNEWLINEuncoordinated"},
{"Character":"(Rachel taps into view; she is in perfect sync with the rest of the clas","Line":"Rachel taps into view; she is in perfect sync with the rest of the class"},
{"Character":"(Rachel taps into view; she is in perfect sync with the rest of the clas","Line":"Rachel taps into view; she is in perfect sync with the rest of the class"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? You just click when they click"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? You just click when they click"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Alright people, now everyone grab a partner"},
{"Character":"(The girls are unsure how to pair off. Phoebe settles i","Line":"The girls are unsure how to pair off. Phoebe settles it"},
{"Character":"(The girls are unsure how to pair off. Phoebe settles i","Line":"The girls are unsure how to pair off. Phoebe settles it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great. It's gym class all over again"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great. It's gym class all over again"},
{"Character":"<strong>Phoebe and </strong>Rachel","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"<strong>Phoebe and </strong>Rachel","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare"},
{"Character":"(She starts to walk very slowly toward the front of the room. The teacher grabs herNEWLINEhand and pulls her. Suddenly a woman bursts i","Line":"She starts to walk very slowly toward the front of the room. The teacher grabs herNEWLINEhand and pulls her. Suddenly a woman bursts in"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here INEWLINEam. Who's the new tense girl"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"She's your partner"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"She's your partner"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"She's your partner"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"She's your partner"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hi. I'm Monica"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hi. I'm Monica"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana"},
{"Character":"<strong>Woman","Line":"/strong> (Fake Monica) Monana"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. It's Dutch"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. It's Dutch"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. It's Dutch"},
{"Character":"Fake Monica","Line":"You're kidding! I-I spent three years in Amsterdam. (Asks herNEWLINEsomething in Dutch"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Um, Pennsylvania Dutch"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Um, Pennsylvania Dutch"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Um, Pennsylvania Dutch"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"And we're dancing. A-five, six, seven, eight.."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, scene continued from earlier.&nbsp; They guys are sitting thereNEWLINElike the Three Monkeys.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adultNEWLINEalready"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before youNEWLINEknow it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Isn't there any way you can keep him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Isn't there any way you can keep him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Isn't there any way you can keep him"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no. The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access toNEWLINEsome... monkey lovin,' he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you get a monkey into a zoo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you get a monkey into a zoo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you get a monkey into a zoo"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a <em>Volkswagen</em>"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would beNEWLINEone of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just beNEWLINEa pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami,NEWLINEso that's a possibility"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's aNEWLINEtotal party zoo"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters","Line":"Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters","Line":"Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters","Line":"Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters","Line":"Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey. We found her, we found the girl"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Did you call the cops"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Did you call the cops"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nope. We took her to lunch"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nope. We took her to lunch"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's aNEWLINEstealer"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, youNEWLINEforget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazingNEWLINEspirit"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Take off their hats"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Take off their hats"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Popes in a <em>Volkswagen</em>! ...I love that joke"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse.&nbsp; Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To theNEWLINEothers) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know whoNEWLINEthis is harder on, me or him"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'd say that chair's taking the brunt"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'd say that chair's taking the brunt"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, somebody will"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, somebody will"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, somebody will"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) You know there already <strong>is</strong> a Joseph Stalin"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You're kidding"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You're kidding"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You're kidding"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people.NEWLINEYou'd think you would've known that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, you'd think I would've"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, you'd think I would've"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe. Whaddyou think a good stage name for me would be"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe. Whaddyou think a good stage name for me would be"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"...Flame Boy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"...Flame Boy"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is dusting. She comes to the table, lifts all theNEWLINEmagazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again. Monica bursts in,NEWLINEobviously drunk.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yo- hooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yo- hooo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Where the hell've you been"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Monica and I just crashed an embassy party"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Monica and I just crashed an embassy party"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you drunk?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you drunk?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Noooo! (Comes closer and whispers) I'm lying. I am so drunk"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have beenNEWLINEup here, I've been worried.."},
{"Character":"(Monica is drinking from the ta","Line":"Monica is drinking from the tap"},
{"Character":"(Monica is drinking from the ta","Line":"Monica is drinking from the tap"},
{"Character":"(Monica is drinking from the ta","Line":"Monica is drinking from the tap"},
{"Character":"(Monica is drinking from the ta","Line":"Monica is drinking from the tap"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica? Monica"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica? Monica"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Water rules"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Water rules"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Water rules"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know ifNEWLINEyou're gonna be showing up for work"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nope. Going to the <em>Big Apple Circus</em> today"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nope. Going to the <em>Big Apple Circus</em> today"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is notNEWLINEyou"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff theNEWLINEpillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so muchNEWLINEmore than that. I'm- I'm Monana"},
{"Character":"(The phone rings and Rachel answer","Line":"The phone rings and Rachel answers"},
{"Character":"(The phone rings and Rachel answer","Line":"The phone rings and Rachel answers"},
{"Character":"(The phone rings and Rachel answer","Line":"The phone rings and Rachel answers"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, theNEWLINEcredit card people"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"They've arrested Monica"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"They've arrested Monica"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Tap Class, Monica is standing by the door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"You by the door. In or out"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"In. (She joins in the dancing. She still flounders"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"You in the back, you're getting it all wrong"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"You in the back, you're getting it all wrong"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, but at least I'm doing it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, but at least I'm doing it"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" A Theater, there is a casting session going on for a play.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"<strong>Actor","Line":"/strong> (Very melodramatically, and very badly) Oh, that I were a gloveNEWLINEupon that hand, that I might... touch thy cheek.."},
{"Character":"<strong>Casting Director No. 1","Line":"/strong> That's fine, thank you"},
{"Character":"<strong>Casting Director No. 2","Line":"/strong> Next. (Joey walks onstage"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio"},
{"Character":"<strong>Casting Director No. 2","Line":"/strong> Name"},
{"Character":"<strong>Casting Director No. 2","Line":"/strong> Name"},
{"Character":"<font size=3>Joey","Line":"Holden McGroin.</font"},
{"Character":"<font size=3>Joey","Line":"Holden McGroin.</font"}]
}
}
},
"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Fake Monica.html"}
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