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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Ross","Chandler","Monica","Rachel","Joey","(There's a brief pause","(Pause","Phoebe","Guy","Steve","Katie","Ross and Joey","(Monica enters","(They all laugh"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" The hallway, Ross is running up the stairs. Note: This show continues where theNEWLINElast one left off.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stoppedNEWLINEby the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.)NEWLINEChandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you wereNEWLINEdoing to my sister! Now get out here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? FiveNEWLINEmonths? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care,NEWLINEbye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm going on the lamb"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm going on the lamb"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. RossNEWLINEis trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (ToNEWLINERoss) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro"},
{"Character":"(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs andNEWLINEhides behind Monica","Line":"Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs andNEWLINEhides behind Monica."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What the hell are doing?!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What the hell are doing?!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What the hell are doing?!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What the hell are doing?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what'sNEWLINEgoing on?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(panicking) Dude! He's right there"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(panicking) Dude! He's right there"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(panicking) Dude! He's right there"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! MyNEWLINEbest friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in loveNEWLINEwith her"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it'sNEWLINEtrue, I love him too"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it'sNEWLINEtrue, I love him too"},
{"Character":"(There's a brief pause","Line":"There's a brief pause."},
{"Character":"(There's a brief pause","Line":"There's a brief pause."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugsNEWLINEthem both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? BigNEWLINEnews"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while"},
{"Character":"(There's another pause as Ross gets angry again","Line":"There's another pause as Ross gets angry again."},
{"Character":"(There's another pause as Ross gets angry again","Line":"There's another pause as Ross gets angry again."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against theNEWLINEdoor.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were goingNEWLINEto react"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were goingNEWLINEto react"},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was goingNEWLINEto react? (He hugs them both."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and letNEWLINEthese two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.)NEWLINEHey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the doorNEWLINEand he answers it.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(opens it to reveal Phoebe) Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aww"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bread, so you never go hungry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y'know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks. Thanks. And thanks again"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks. Thanks. And thanks again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment","Line":"The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment."},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Welcome to the building. I'm uh, Steve Sarah; I'm president of the tenantsNEWLINEcommittee"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh hi! Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh hi! Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Oh hi Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Oh hi Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Oh hi Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mr. President"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mr. President"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mr. President"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"I came to talk to you about Howard"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Howard"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Howard"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Howard"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Howard"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Howard"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Yeah, he's the handy man. He's gonna be retiring next week and everyoneNEWLINEwho lives here is kicking in a 100 bucks as a thank you for all the hard work type ofNEWLINEthing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh that's nice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh that's nice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh that's nice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh that's nice"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Yeah. So, do you want to give a check? Or"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. Uhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. Uhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. Uhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. Uhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. Uhh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. Uhh"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Oh look, you don't have to give it too me right now! You can slip itNEWLINEunder my door. (Points to his apartment across the hall."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no, it's not that, it's just<73> I-I just moved in"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no, it's not that, it's just<73> I-I just moved in"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Oh, okay, I get it. (Starts to leave."},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Oh, okay, I get it. (Starts to leave."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even metNEWLINEHoward. I-I mean I don't know Howard"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Howard's the handy man"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Howard's the handy man"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Howard's the handy man"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes but too me he's just, man"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes but too me he's just, man"},
{"Character":"Steve","Line":"Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building. (Exits."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. I really like his glasses"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. I really like his glasses"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps herNEWLINEthighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sets the coffee down) Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"No, you make them funny. You're the funny one! (She punches him again andNEWLINEhe retreats to the arm of the couch."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I likeNEWLINEyou. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfullyNEWLINEpunch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very realNEWLINEbat"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make funNEWLINEof me because of my size! (She punches him again and almost knocks him off the arm of theNEWLINEcouch."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is,NEWLINEthis is fixable"},
{"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Absolutely"},
{"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Absolutely"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"By me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"By me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"By me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"By me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, unless you make some kind of big gesture"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, big"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, big"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, big"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, big"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, big"},
{"Character":"(Monica enters","Line":"Monica enters."},
{"Character":"(Monica enters","Line":"Monica enters."},
{"Character":"(Monica enters","Line":"Monica enters."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-oh, shht! The Misses"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monica. (Goes to talk to her."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monica. (Goes to talk to her."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monica. (Goes to talk to her."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Just tell me what I need to do to make things right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Just tell me what I need to do to make things right"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me howNEWLINEto fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonnaNEWLINEhave to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to beNEWLINEin a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking aNEWLINElittle puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he'sNEWLINEwearing.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! Wow! You look, you look<6F>big"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks! I've been working out. Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearingNEWLINEsix sweaters"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well look, I<>m breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extraNEWLINEpadding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she'sNEWLINEgonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Hiya"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Hiya"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Hiya"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Hiya"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hey, cute jacket"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hey, cute jacket"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! Ow! (Joey motions, You see what I mean?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! Ow! (Joey motions, You see what I mean?!"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are tooNEWLINEmuch! (Punches Rachel."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you areNEWLINEthe one who is too much. (She punches Katie back."},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends! (She punches Rachel."},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends! (She punches Rachel."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! (She retaliates."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! (She retaliates."},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin."},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Well? Aren't you gonna do something"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh<68>"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh<68>"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh<68>"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh<68>"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh<68>"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh<68>"},
{"Character":"Katie","Line":"You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now!NEWLINEWell? Are you gonna"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nah"},
{"Character":"(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks","Line":"She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I justNEWLINEthought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then youNEWLINEcould look like the hero"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Everyone is there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I will not"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I will not"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I will not"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me"},
{"Character":"(They all laugh","Line":"They all laugh."},
{"Character":"(They all laugh","Line":"They all laugh."},
{"Character":"(They all laugh","Line":"They all laugh."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello toNEWLINEyou last week"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them toNEWLINEmove in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, how long is this going to go on"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, how long is this going to go on"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, how long is this going to go on"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane youNEWLINEwere so, a long time"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole We were on a breakNEWLINEthing? Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one isNEWLINElaughing. They're just staring at him in shock."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's not funny"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's not funny"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's not funny"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's not funny"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's not funny at all"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's not funny at all"},
{"Character":"(They all get up and leave","Line":"They all get up and leave."},
{"Character":"(They all get up and leave","Line":"They all get up and leave."}]
}
}
},
"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey.html"}
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