startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With The Thumb.html.json

{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Phoebe","All","Ross","Rachel","Monica","Joey","Chandler","Paula","","(Phoebe nods.","Alan"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hi guys!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey, Pheebs! Hi!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey, Pheebs! Hi!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey, Pheebs! Hi!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do thisNEWLINEagain!'"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Ohh. Ouch."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Ohh. Ouch."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Ohh. Ouch."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Ohh. Ouch."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Ohh. Ouch."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You willNEWLINEnever see me naked'."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Since when?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Since when?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Since when?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Since when?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Since when?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' meansNEWLINE'It is you'."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearingNEWLINEalcoholics and complaining about them to you'."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha,NEWLINEI already am'."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha,NEWLINEI already am'."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And everybody knows this?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Cushions the blow."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Cushions the blow."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog toNEWLINEsleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, sendNEWLINEour dog off to live on a farm."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, Ross."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, Ross."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, Ross."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, Ross."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, Ross."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, Ross."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh, Ross."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they hadNEWLINEthis unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was-NEWLINEit w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Iridium, Monica and Paula are at work.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, andNEWLINEwithin five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off theNEWLINEweak members of the herd."},
				{"Character":"Paula","Line":"Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'llNEWLINEtell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're justNEWLINElooking out after you."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actuallyNEWLINEliked."},
				{"Character":"Paula","Line":"Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer ifNEWLINEthey never get to meet the guy.."}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enterNEWLINEdejectedly in softball gear.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi.. how was the game?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well.."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alan."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alan."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alan."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alan."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alan."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alan."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon whereNEWLINEBugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan,NEWLINEsecond base-Alan, third base-..."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two aboutNEWLINEsoftball.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe..NEWLINEsometimes.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe..NEWLINEsometimes.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"..I dunno, a little too Alan?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I personally could have a gallon of Alan."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puffNEWLINEof a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray.  HeNEWLINEtypes for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette.NEWLINE  While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes aNEWLINEsquirt of air freshener and gags.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A <i>thumb</i>?!"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe nods.","Line":"Phoebe nods.)"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe nods.","Line":"Phoebe nods.)"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe nods.","Line":"Phoebe nods.)"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe nods.","Line":"Phoebe nods.)"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Eww!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Eww!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Eww!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Eww!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there,NEWLINElike this tiny little hitch-hiker!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does, um, anyone wanna see?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does, um, anyone wanna see?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does, um, anyone wanna see?"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Nooo!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Nooo!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Nooo!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Nooo!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Nooo!"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler lights a cigarette","Line":"Chandler lights a cigarette."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler lights a cigarette","Line":"Chandler lights a cigarette."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It's worse than the thumb!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It's worse than the thumb!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, this is so unfair!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, this is so unfair!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, why is it unfair?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, why is it unfair?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-crackingNEWLINEisn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, withNEWLINEthat snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all thoseNEWLINEflaws, why can't you accept me for this?"},
				{"Character":"(An awkward silence ensues","Line":"An awkward silence ensues."},
				{"Character":"(An awkward silence ensues","Line":"An awkward silence ensues."},
				{"Character":"(An awkward silence ensues","Line":"An awkward silence ensues."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I-I could live without it."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I-I could live without it."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews herNEWLINEhair?"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe spits out her hair","Line":"Phoebe spits out her hair."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe spits out her hair","Line":"Phoebe spits out her hair."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe spits out her hair","Line":"Phoebe spits out her hair."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe spits out her hair","Line":"Phoebe spits out her hair."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, (Imitating Ross) you do, do you?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, (Imitating Ross) you do, do you?"},
				{"Character":"(Monica laughs and snorts.","Line":"Monica laughs and snorts.)"},
				{"Character":"(Monica laughs and snorts.","Line":"Monica laughs and snorts.)"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Indeed there isn't... I should really get back to work."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Indeed there isn't... I should really get back to work."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Cental Perk, Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do you have any respect for your body?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and yourNEWLINEemphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants toNEWLINEspeak to you."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants toNEWLINEspeak to you."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, sheNEWLINEtold you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it'sNEWLINEnot that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like thatNEWLINEbefore. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Ross, who has wandered up) God, he's good."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Ross, who has wandered up) God, he's good."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"If only he were a woman."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"If only he were a woman."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"(They give each other a dubious look","Line":"They give each other a dubious look."}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Alan","Line":"Wow."},
				{"Character":"Alan","Line":"Wow."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm, I'm really sorry."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm, I'm really sorry."},
				{"Character":"Alan","Line":"Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Relieved?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Relieved?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Relieved?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Relieved?"},
				{"Character":"Alan","Line":"Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.NEWLIN"}]
			}
		}
	},
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