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<h1 align="center">The One With The Invitation</h1>
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<p>Written by: Seth Kirkland<br>
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Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Eric Aasen</a><br>
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With Help from:<a href="mailto:dpartrid@novell.com"> Darcy Partridge</a><br>
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Episodes Orginally Transcribed by:<b> </b><a href="mailto:shadelet@easynet.co.uk">guineapig</a>,
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Ruth Curran, <a href="mailto:mmatting@indiana.edu">Mindy Mattingly Phillips</a>, Josh
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Hodge, <a href="mailto:dannys@pwa.acusd.edu">Dan Silverstein</a>, and <a href="mailto:eaasen@plains.nodak.edu">Eric Aasen</a>.</p>
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<hr>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y’know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has
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happened.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I know. <b>Ross</b> is getting married.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Phoebe is, making people.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Everybody’s doing stuff!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even
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know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something.
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Okay? Something huge!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (snaps his fingers) We could climb Mt. Everest!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> No-no, not something stupid, something huge.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing
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everyday! We could totally do that!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Why not?! I mean it’s just, it’s just climbing! It’s
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just, it’s just steep!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> We’re going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass
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print on Everest!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (entering) Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What-what’s up?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> We’re gonna climb Mt. Everest!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah baby!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and
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y’know you can die. And, you would die!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (dejected) Yeah, well…</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> We could get that Everest video though.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, we could do that without y’know risking our lives at all!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> And while we’re down at the video store, you know what else we could
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rent? <i>Die Hard</i>! (Chandler’s excited.) Oh, y’know what? I just remembered,
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that Everest thing is only available through mail order.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (dejected) Oh, well…</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> So you guys’ll stay here and hang out with me?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeeeeahhhh.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah. Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> But I’ll tell you something. One of these days we’re get off
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of our buts and rent <i>Die Hard</i> again!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah we are!</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Ross’s apartment, he and Emily are addressing their invitations.]</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he’s so cheap, he’d never fly to
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London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough? (Hands her
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some envelopes.)</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> Yeah, they’re fine.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah?</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> If anyone asks, we’ll just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through
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the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Sure. Why not?</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> Really?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah?</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> I don’t think I’d be comfortable with any of my old lovers
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there.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn’t invite her?</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> Oh, no-no, y’know I absolutely adore Rachel it’s just that,
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well it might be a awkward for you. But it’s absolutely your decision. (Gets up.)
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More tea?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah sure.</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> Earl Grey?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.</p>
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<p>[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and
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Rachel, from Ross’s point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is complaining about Carol.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married
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again!</p>
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<p>(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Rachel?!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and
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then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!</p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To
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Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my
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brother Ross? </p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi, sure!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hi. </p>
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<p>(They go to hug but Ross' umbrella opens. He sits, defeated again.)</p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a,
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um, major crush on you.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I knew.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky
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older brother.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I did.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability
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become any kind of a factor here—but do you think it would be okay if I asked you
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out? Sometime? Maybe?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, maybe...</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay... okay, maybe I will...</p>
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<p>[The next clip is from The One With The Blackout.]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> See, I see.... big passion in your future.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Really?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I do.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]</p>
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<p>[Ross gets up, pleased with himself and starts to walk past Joey.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> It's never gonna happen.</p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as..
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more of a general wondering... ment.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um....</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohhh!!!! [looking at something behind Ross]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yes, yes, that's right...</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, look at the little cat! [a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross]
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Look at it!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What? [the cat jumps on his shoulders] Ow!</p>
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<p>[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are
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trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]</p>
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<p><strong>Monica, Joey, and Phoebe</strong>: [singing] <i>I'm on top of the world,
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looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find...</i></p>
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<p>[The next clip is from The One With The East German Laundry Detergent.]</p>
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<p>[Scene: The Laundromat, Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to
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take me with it! </p>
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<p>(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)</p>
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<p><strong>Rachel:</strong> (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I could not have done this without you.</p>
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<p>(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on
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an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.</p>
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<p>[The next clip is from The One Where Ross Finds Out]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross
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and Rachel.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (hurt) What?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy
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for me to see you with Julie?</p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm
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with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.</p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Fine.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Good.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Good. (Ross leaves)</p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p>(Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in
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her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When
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Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him.)</p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p>(She opens the door and they kiss.)</p>
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<p>[The next clip is the second famous fight in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A
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Break.]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are arguing.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing
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something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing
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something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya,
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but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I
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don’t know what to do anymore.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well neither do I!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Is this about Mark?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (shocked) Oh my God.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay, it’s not, it’s not.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again,
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Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to
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do.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take
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a break.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a
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break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or
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something.. (opens the door)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.</p>
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<p>(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)</p>
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<p>[The next clip is from The One The Morning After]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door.]</p>
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<p><b>Chloe:</b> Do I know why we’re rushing?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night?
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(He’s frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe)
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Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!! </p>
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<p><b>Chloe:</b> That’s so great for you guys!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah! </p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p><b>Chloe:</b> Good luck, with your girlfriend. </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between
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their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind
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the door) Rachel!!!!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yes, you can, very much.</p>
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<p>(Chloe gives Ross the thumbs up while still standing behind the door.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (seeing the thumbs up) Ahhhh!! (Hugs Rachel tighter.)</p>
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<p>[cut to later]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at
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Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here! </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No!!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Just get out! Now!!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay! All right! How was she?</p>
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<p>[Cut to Monica's bedroom]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Uh-oh.</p>
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<p>[Cut to Living Room]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Was she good?</p>
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<p>[Cut to Monica's bedroom]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Don’t answer that.</p>
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<p>[Cut to Living Room]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk
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about it!! How was she?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> She was...</p>
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<p>[Cut to Monica's bedroom]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Awful! Horrible!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> She was not good. Not good.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> She was nothing compared to you.</p>
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<p>[Cut to Living Room]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> She, she was different.</p>
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<p>[Cut to Monica's bedroom]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Ewwwww!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Uh-oh.</p>
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<p>[Cut to Living Room]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Good different?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Nobody likes change.</p>
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<p>(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.</p>
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<p>[The next clip is from The One With The Jellyfish.]</p>
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<p>[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly
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taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much
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you’ve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom <b>never</b> thought this would work out.
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It was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” Ooh, I just wish we
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hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little
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perspective...</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!</p>
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<p>[Cut back to the present.]</p>
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<p>[Scene: A mailbox, Ross is mailing the invitations. He throws a bunch into the
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mailbox, but pauses with Rachel's. And it starts another round of clips.]</p>
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<p>[The One With The Fake Party]</p>
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<p>[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> You seem to really like her.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed
|
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that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends,
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asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you
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don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You think?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and
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you’re sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey, you’re right.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah.</p>
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<p>[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally,
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he makes up his mind and mails it.]</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Ohh, this is soo amazing! I can’t believe my brother’s getting
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married! And in London! It’s so romantic!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (taking apart the invitation) Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! You’re
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at the wedding, you have to cry, "Handkerchief?" "No-no, I got my
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invitation."</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oooh look! Isn’t this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering) Hello!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross’s wedding?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (sarcastic) Noo.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Don’t worry man, I get to bring a guest. We’ll show him.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I’m so jealous you’re all going! I can’t believe I never
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knew that you can’t fly in your third trimester!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I didn’t know that.</p>
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|
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I never knew that either.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I knew that! (They all look at him) I sooo didn’t know that, but you
|
||
should see your faces.</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (entering) Hey guys! What’s up?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Heyyy. (They all try and hide their invitations.)</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b>Monica:</b> We’re hanging out.</p>
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|
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<p>(Rachel starts going through her mail, and come across her invitation.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What’s this? Is this Ross’s wedding invitation?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> See, maybe that’s the one we should’ve actually hidden.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you don’t have to do that! I’m
|
||
happy for him! I am! I really—I’m-I’m happ—I’ll work on it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I’m sorry honey.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Rach, you’re gonna come though aren’t you?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, honey, I don’t know. I…</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> This isn’t one of those uh, y’know "If she doesn’t
|
||
come, we-we don’t, we don’t come?" Right? Because I already bought my
|
||
ticket…</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> You know what would be real weird? Is if you weren’t there. Just
|
||
say you’ll think about it, okay?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, I’ll think about it. Yeah.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachel’s point of
|
||
view.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[The first clip is from The One Where Rachel Finds Out.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill
|
||
the beans.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Who's this from?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, that's Ross's. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh... (opens it and sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Remembered what?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw
|
||
this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I
|
||
was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I can't believe he did this.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with
|
||
Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on
|
||
Rachel.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What did you just say?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (stuttering incoherently) F-hah.... flennin....</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh.... my God.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[The next clip is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Julie:</strong> Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess
|
||
who's in charge of the dig. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-
|
||
you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two,
|
||
three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up
|
||
either. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> She didn't hang up either...</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y—(Rachel grabs the phone
|
||
and hangs it up for him.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[The next clip is from The One Where Ross Finds Out.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering
|
||
machine message.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um,
|
||
everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your <strong>cat</strong>...(cut)...I
|
||
am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up
|
||
and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross is checking his messages.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Rach, I got a message from you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone
|
||
Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and
|
||
lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression
|
||
on his face.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> You're over me?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohhhhhhhh God. (climbs off his back)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh, ohh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> When, when were you... under me?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later in the same scene]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> OK, I need to lie down. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[The next clip is from The One With The List.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get
|
||
with Rachel.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Really?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Really. It's always been you, Rach.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, god.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Ross and Rachel hug.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Chandler and Joey:</strong> Ohhh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[The next clip is from The One Where Ross and Rachel.... You Know.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The Auditorium, Ross and Rachel are about to... you know.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it
|
||
in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[The next clip is from The One The Morning After.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to
|
||
Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Gunther:</b> I’m sorry. Was I not supposed to?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[The next clip is from The One At The Beach.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The beachhouse, Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, because I was <b>mad</b> at you, not because I stopped loving you!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> You still love me?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Noo.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Noo! Maybe! I, I don’t know. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I just, I feel, I-I just...</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Ross leans in and kisses her. They both look at each other for a moment, and then
|
||
embrace in a more passionate kiss.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[The next clip is from The One With The Jellyfish.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is
|
||
it?]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Y'know I can’t believe I even <b>thought</b> about getting back
|
||
together again! We are so over!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind
|
||
it)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> And hey! Just so you know, it’s <b>not</b> that common! It <b>doesn’t</b>
|
||
happen to every guy! And it <b>is</b> a big deal!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I KNEW IT!!!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut back to the present.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is deciding on whether or not to go to the wedding.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to
|
||
make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><i><strong>Mrs. Geller:</strong> Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look
|
||
pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)</i></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><a name="line22"></a><b>Rachel:</b> Oh my God.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>All:</strong> Oh yeah we do. C'mon.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><i><strong>Mrs. Geller:</strong> Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.</i></p><i>
|
||
|
||
</i><p><i><strong>Mr. Geller:</strong> Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an
|
||
extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.</i></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><a name="line23"></a><b>Monica:</b> Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><i><strong>Monica:</strong> Oh, dad, turn it off.</i></p><i>
|
||
|
||
</i><p><i><strong>Mr. Geller:</strong> It is off. Right Ross? (pans over to see Ross with
|
||
an afro and moustache)</i></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><i><strong>Rachel:</strong> I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too
|
||
late.</i></p><i>
|
||
|
||
</i><p><i><strong>Monica:</strong> If you're not going then I don't want to go either.</i></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><i><strong>Mrs. Geller:</strong> (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You
|
||
should take Rachel to the prom.</i></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[cut to later]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Y'know what? I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>All:</strong> No, no, no.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><i><strong>Mr. Geller:</strong> C'mon kid, let's go.</i></p><i>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Mrs. Geller:</strong> Ahh, are you hadsome.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Mr. Geller:</strong> Let's show 'em.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Ross:</strong> (walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on
|
||
the endtable) Okay dad.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Mr. Geller:</strong> (going downstairs) Rachel, ready or not, here comes your
|
||
knight in shining—Oh no. (Chip has shown up and the four are leaving.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Rachel, Monica, Roy, and Chip:</strong> Bye.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Mrs. Geller:</strong> Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?</p>
|
||
|
||
</i><p><i></i><b>Monica:</b> (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, well.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> See, he's her lobster.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> (seeing the decision) Nooooo. You’re really not going?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah. It’s just gonna be too hard. Y’know? I mean, it’s
|
||
Ross. How can I watch him get married? Y’know it’s just, it’s for the best,
|
||
y’know it is, it’s… Y’know, plus, somebody’s got to stay here
|
||
with Phoebe! Y’know she’s gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to
|
||
help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> You don’t have a car. And your license expired. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I know. (Starts to cry) Yeah, see, there’s so much to do and I have
|
||
so little time to do it in.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Closing Credits</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do
|
||
whilst in London.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that
|
||
there’s a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the
|
||
book.) "It’s almost as good as being there."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> It’s better! You can’t go to a museum in your underwear!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="left"><strong>Chandler: </strong>Well, You could, but... probably just the one
|
||
time.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Joey: </strong>I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our
|
||
hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Chandler: </strong>If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Joey:</strong> Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>End</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
|
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