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<h1 align="center">Friends<br>
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919 - The one with Rachel's dream</h1>
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<p>Teleplay: Mark Kunerth<br>
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Story: Dana Klein<br>
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Directed by: Terry Hughes<br>
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Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa<br>
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</p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why
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are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.</p>
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<p>(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
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</p><p><b>Joey:</b> I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but
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I think a canelope might hurt less.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic
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story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm
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so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog
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food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, that was a disappointment...(pause) Oh, hey!D'you want to
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come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing ok?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (excited) Are you serious?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown
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out again.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey, that was an honest mistake!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Right!(he starts to ape her)"Oh my God, is this the men's
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room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?"
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(he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, that was an awesome day!</p>
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<p class="center"><b>Opening credits</b></p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Central Perk]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant
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sometime in the next few weeks?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Sure!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I'd love to!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Well you <b>can't</b>! We're booked solid for the next month!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been
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revoked again!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Phoebe, what happened?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes
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the hand just slips!</p>
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<p>(Chandler enters)
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</p><p><b>Chandler:</b> (To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows
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them a brochure)!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, good!Ok, good for you!Try to recapture the magic!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things
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are crazy at the restaurant!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Are you really that busy?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone)
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"Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change
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it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other
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time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> And tell them that in 2 weeks I will once again be a masseuse
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in good standing!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (on the phone) "Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying
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for that room! Ok?" (pause) "Oh, thank you very much!" (hangs
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up) Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I don't have travel insurance.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Why don't you take Ross?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two
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guys in a romantic inn...</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> No, not if their room has two beds!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (browsing the brochure) I guess...It still seems a little...(enthusiastically)
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<b>moonlight boat ride</b>!!</p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Days of Our Lives' Studios]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! (pause) Hey, listen
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Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support
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you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so <b>gorgeous</b>!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Also so <b>gay</b>!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, in my head he's done some pretty "not-gay-stuff"!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely
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gay stuff!</p>
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<p><b>Director:</b> Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, wish me luck!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's
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straight, right?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys
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were gay I don't know if I could do this!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)</p>
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<p><b>Director:</b> On a bell please! Quietly.. and ACTION!</p>
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<p>(the scene starts.Joey enters and there's a girl wearing a wedding dress near
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a bed)
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</p><p><b>Actress/Olivia:</b> Drake! What are you doing in here?</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> Stopping you from marrying the wrong man and making the
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biggest mistake of your life.</p>
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<p><b>Actress/Olivia:</b> Get out!</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> You don't love him!</p>
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<p><b>Actress/Olivia:</b> What do you know about love?</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.</p>
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<p><b>Actress/Olivia:</b> That kiss never happened.</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> Oh, what about this one.</p>
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<p>(the actress slaps him)
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</p><p><b>Rachel:</b> (watching a television where the scene is shown, startled) OH!</p>
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<p><b>Actress/Olivia:</b> No, I told you...get out!</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> Fine. I'll go. But let me ask you one question...</p>
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<p><b>Chase Lassiter:</b> (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing
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what we could have been?</p>
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<p><b>Actress/Olivia:</b> I don't have a choice...</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a
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choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.</p>
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<p><b>Actress/Olivia:</b> Don't say that...</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> Tell me to stop, just...tell me to stop. (he's about to
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kiss her)</p>
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<p><b>Director:</b> CUT!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!</p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Monica's restaurant]</p>
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<p><b>1st Customer:</b> Everything was delicious!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Thank you!</p>
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<p><b>2nd Customer:</b> It was. The duck in particular was superb.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Thank you!(she looks at the 3rd customer waiting for a compliment)
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You haven't said anything...</p>
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<p><b>3rd Customer:</b> Actually I do have one small complaint.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.</p>
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<p><b>3rd Customer:</b> The musician right outside the restaurant...it's kind
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of a mood-killer!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What musician?</p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Outside the restaurant]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa,
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it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a
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human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Ol<4F>!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What are you doing here!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street,
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so I am here to entertain!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Great!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people
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must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs!
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Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Listen Phoebe...</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> You know how much I love listening to your music, you know,
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but...</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> But what?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> This is kind of a classy place.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (pause) Ok, say no more.</p>
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<p class="scene">[Time lapse: Phoebe in front of restaurant again]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (with a fancy dress, still playing and singing): It wasn't just
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that she was fat, the woman smelled like garbage! Everyone! It wasn't just that
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she was fat the woman smelled like garbaaaaaage! (to Monica, showing her dress)
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Classy, uh?</p>
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<p>(Monica covers her face with her hands)
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</p><p class="scene">[Scene: hall of the romantic inn in Vermont]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hi, Chandler Bing, I have a reservation.</p>
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<p><b>Receptionist:</b> Welcome to the Chestnut Inn Mr. Bing, so where are you
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joining from?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> New York.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (in a strange voice and eating candies) The big apple!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every
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maple candy stand on the way here.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, I ate all my gifts for everybody.</p>
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<p><b>Receptionist:</b> I am sorry Mr. Bing, there's no record of your reservation
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in the computer.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (high pitched voice) Check again please!</p>
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<p><b>Receptionist:</b> I'm sorry, it's not here.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Not there.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel
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my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours
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all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?</p>
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<p><b>Receptionist:</b> I don't know what to say.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (mumbling) She doesn't know what to say!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Just give us the cheapest room you have.</p>
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<p><b>Receptionist:</b> Unfortunatly the only thing we have available is our deluxe
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suite, the rate is six hundred dollars.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> That's insane!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple
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candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree
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and make some ourselves.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? (pause) We'll
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take it.</p>
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<p><b>Receptionist:</b> Great.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money
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back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on
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those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in
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no time!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Dude, you're shaking!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?</p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Joey's apartment]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking <b>all</b> day about
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that scene you did, I mean, you were <b>amazing</b>!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good,
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and... and my co-star's good <b>but they're not as good as me</b>!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with
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me?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh screw her, that part is mine!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Right... (pause) ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you
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here.</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> I can't believe you married him.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel/actress:</b> But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister
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in a <b>dungeon</b>!</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel/actress:</b> It's over! You <b>have</b> to accept that.</p>
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<p><b>Joey/Drake:</b> How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again,
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or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you?
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How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not
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to kiss you right now.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (pause) Kiss me.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Kiss me.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Ah, Rach, it doesn't say that!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, I'm saying...</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> but, but..</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> just... don't talk... (she kisses him)</p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Rachel's bedroom]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!</p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Hotel's room]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (on the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems
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you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries
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sent up to my room? (pause) Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash,
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deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel
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like I am forgetting something... Is there anything else you have that I haven't
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asked for already? (pause) Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons. </p>
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<p>(Chandler enters the room)
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</p><p><b>Ross:</b> What did you get?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> USA Today</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Nice, put it with the others.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> And I also got... two more apples.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> We are four short of a bush-o (pause). God I feel so alive, I
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love being in the country! </p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, that's not cool.</p>
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<p><b>Chandlers:</b> Dude, none of this is <b>cool</b>.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking
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what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and
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conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but
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the <b>salt</b> (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand)
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I wish I'd thought this through.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's,
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but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes, but the batteries...</p>
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<p>(Ross claps his hands)
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</p><p><b>Chandler:</b> Thank you, thank you very much!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Let's celebrate with some maple candy!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> No!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> At least tell me where you hid it.</p>
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<p class="scene">[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Can I ask you a question?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I
|
||
got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream
|
||
last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh yeah! I mean, that was pretty intense.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> What do you think brought than on?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the
|
||
fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> A love scene? With who?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Olivia.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Olivia? I thought she was marrying Connor! (pause) Oh right,
|
||
real life more important.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> So do you think that my dream means anything?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe
|
||
you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know
|
||
what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college. </p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> You took the same class twice.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> It was hard!</p>
|
||
<p>(Phoebe comes in)
|
||
</p><p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel and Monica:</b> Hi.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant
|
||
(she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes)
|
||
Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening
|
||
to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Right, yeah, ok, I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out
|
||
of the vault.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I
|
||
just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, ok. Fine, I'll just, I'll take the hat back (she puts the
|
||
hat in a bag and she crushes it angrily on the floor with her foot).</p>
|
||
<p>(silence)
|
||
</p><p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok, we're still on that.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I didn't say your songs were not good enough.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny
|
||
portions of pretentious food?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Tiny portions?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah well, "excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer,
|
||
but (peering through her spectacles) I can't see it, I can't see it"!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Phoebe, it's not about quantity.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well...it's not about quality.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of
|
||
a key? It's what some people sing in.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there
|
||
are other ingredients Monica.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee
|
||
house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ear plugs, or cloves of garlic?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing
|
||
at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales
|
||
are going up like crazy.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What are people having, the garlic Martini?</p>
|
||
<p class="scene">[Scene: Hotel's reception]</p>
|
||
<p><b>Receptionist:</b> Here's your copy of the bill, we hope you enjoyed your
|
||
stay.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.</p>
|
||
<p>(the receptions is puzzled. She goes in the back.)
|
||
</p><p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car.
|
||
We're way ahead of the game.</p>
|
||
<p>(they make as if to go, but Ross notices something)
|
||
</p><p><b>Ross:</b> Oh my god.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> There's something new in the bowl.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Look, we have enough, just walk away.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, but I want...I want the pinecones!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> There's a forest right outside.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> It's not the same.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ok, go quick!</p>
|
||
<p>(Ross starts stuffing pinecones in the suitcase. As the receptionist walks
|
||
in, Chandler makes a bird's verse and Ross stops)
|
||
</p><p><b>Ross:</b> (to the receptionist) Thank you for a delightful stay.</p>
|
||
<p>(he picks up the suitcase, which falls open, revealing all the stuff they have
|
||
taken from the hotel. The receptionist just looks at them.)
|
||
</p><p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, my maple candy!</p>
|
||
<p class="scene">[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (singing) Food here at 'Javu'..will kill you..the food here
|
||
at 'Javu' ...will kill you..</p>
|
||
<p>(Monica comes out)
|
||
</p><p><b>Monica:</b> Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag
|
||
of cats against the wall.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is
|
||
not gonna overuse itself.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Ok, you have to stop playing now.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers
|
||
off me!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm
|
||
Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something)..
|
||
Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick
|
||
question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's
|
||
singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, ok, how many of you <b>enjoyed</b> the music outside? (a
|
||
few people raise their hands) Ha!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought
|
||
the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few
|
||
raise their hands again).</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious
|
||
comma garlicky?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention
|
||
never hurt anyone? (a few raise their hands)</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, well, alright, who thinks the food is fine, the music was
|
||
fine, but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll taking? (all raise
|
||
their hands).</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was
|
||
so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her
|
||
friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh...Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against
|
||
her friend's cooking which she actually thinks is pretty great! (raises her
|
||
hand)</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I'm sorry...</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I'm sorry too... (they hug)</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
|
||
</p>
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...
|
||
</p>
|
||
<p>(Monica seems to take it amiss)
|
||
</p><p><b>Phoebe:</b> (smiling, raising her hand) Who's hoping the hand raising thing
|
||
is still cute enough that you won't hate me?</p>
|
||
<p class="scene">[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I
|
||
thought I got it all!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (looks puzzled) How...how...?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right? </p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> uh-huh</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic
|
||
thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important
|
||
can that be, right...? Turns out very! </p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (to herself) Wow...definitely just Drake...</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> What?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What...how is it going with Drake?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh...I don't think it's going very well...</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What...that scene I saw was so good!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting
|
||
tomorrow...</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad
|
||
so I'll give you a compliment?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have
|
||
to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> So?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> So...I've never played that!</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love
|
||
before?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Uh...well...just once...with you...</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow
|
||
past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your
|
||
real life memories to help you in your performance?</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try
|
||
to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're
|
||
playing the scene.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's
|
||
this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake
|
||
wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think
|
||
about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't
|
||
know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing
|
||
me.</p>
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (looks touched) Joey, you never..you never talked about that
|
||
before...</p>
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where
|
||
Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which
|
||
never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants
|
||
to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings
|
||
before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is...
|
||
beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could
|
||
never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth
|
||
it just to be there looking at you.</p>
|
||
<p>(Joey and Rachel continue to look at each other in silence for a while)
|
||
</p><p><b>Joey:</b> (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched
|
||
on the couch and goes into his room)</p>
|
||
<p class="center"><b>Closing credits</b></p>
|
||
<p class="scene">[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen
|
||
table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area]</p>
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I got you something from Vermont! (Sits down at the table)</p>
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and
|
||
salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens
|
||
the box) That's weird...it's empty!</p>
|
||
<p>(Then Ross enters)
|
||
</p><p><b>Ross:</b> (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys
|
||
wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys
|
||
hear a buzzing?</p>
|
||
|
||
|
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