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<h1 align="center">The One After Ross Says Rachel</h1>
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<p>Written by: Seth Kurland<br>
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Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Eric Aasen</a></p>
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<p>[Scene: Ross<73>s Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry
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Ross and Emily.]</p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous
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union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I Ross...</p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> Take thee, Emily...</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces.
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He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.</p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I
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go on?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you
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think I should go up there?</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> Yes, yes, do go on.</p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> I think we<77>d better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I,
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Ross<EFBFBD></p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I, Ross<73></p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> Take thee, <b>EM-I-LY</b><EFBFBD></p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) <b>Emily</b>. (Chuckles) Like
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there<EFBFBD>d be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)</p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death
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parts us.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts
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us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)</p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring
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on Ross<73>s finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his
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finger) Ross, place this ring in Emily<6C>s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles
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you forever.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Happy too.</p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great
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pleasure to declare them husband and wife.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yay!</p>
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<p><b>Minister:</b> You may kiss the bride.</p>
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<p>(He goes to kiss her, but she isn<73>t very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding
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him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek.)</p>
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<p><b>Mrs. Geller:</b> (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.</p>
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<p>(The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emily<6C>s
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hand, but she snatches it away from him.)</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> Just keep smiling.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, that went well. Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> It could<6C>ve been worse, he could<6C>ve shot her.</p>
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<p>(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn<73>t it?</p>
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<p>(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling
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at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> (Yelling from inside the bathroom) You<6F>ve spoiled everything!
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It<EFBFBD>s like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How
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can you do this to me?!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still
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get cake right?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (exiting the bathroom) That-that-that<61>s all right, no honey, you take
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your time sweetie. I<>ll be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the
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gang) She<68>s just fixing her makeup.</p>
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<p><b>Emily:</b> I hate you!!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Geller:</b> Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> That<61>s true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey,
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this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else
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joins him.)</p>
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<p>(Mrs. Waltham<61>s phone rings and she answers it.)</p>
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<p><b>Mrs. Waltham:</b> Yes, Waltham interiors.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller<65>s
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personal physician, Dr. Philange.</p>
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<p><b>Mrs. Waltham:</b> Who?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, I<>ve discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine,
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uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women<65>s names are interchangeable,
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through-through no fault of his own.</p>
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<p><b>Mrs. Waltham:</b> Oh my God, Phoebe.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!</p>
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<p>(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hello?</p>
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<p>(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh wow, I hope you don<6F>t take this the wrong way but, I know we
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had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I<>m just kinda worried about what it might do
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to our friendship.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I know. How could we have let this happen?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Seven times!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Ugh! Well, y<>know, we were away<61></p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> In a <b>foreign</b>, romantic country<72></p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I blame London.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> So look umm, while we<77>re st-still in London, I mean, we can keep
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doing it right?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I don<6F>t see that we have a choice. But, when we<77>re
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back home, we don<6F>t do it.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Only here.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y<>know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs<72></p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I<>ll meet you there in two minutes.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay! </p>
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<p>(He throws down his plate and runs to the wine cellar, Monica is about to follow him
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but is intercepted by Rachel.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (impatiently) Now?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can<61>t pretend
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that didn<64>t happen can I?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, I-I don<6F>t know.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Monica, what should I do?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! (Tries to leave,
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but is stopped by Rachel.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Whoa, wait, listen, I think I<>m just gonna talk to Ross about what
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he think it meant.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Wait. Rachel, no, he<68>s married. Married! If you don<6F>t realize
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that, I can<61>t help you.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, you<6F>re right. You<6F>re right. You can<61>t help me.</p>
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<p>(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)</p>
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<p><b>Mrs. Geller:</b> Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> (walking by) Yes.</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Geller:</b> Oh yeah, well who serves steak when there<72>s no place to sit, I
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mean how are you supposed to eat this?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, what<61>s up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak,
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he<EFBFBD>s eating it with his hands.)</p>
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<p>(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Forget it, that<61>s off.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Why?!</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in
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minutes<EFBFBD></p>
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<p>(Joey walks up to them.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn<64>t eat meat
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until she has the babies!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, I figured we<77>re in another country, so it doesn<73>t count.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> That<61>s true.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> The man<61>s got a point.</p>
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<p>(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, hi!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi. Sorry, things aren<65>t working out so well.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh no! It could be better, but it<69>s gonna be okay, right?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she<68>s gonna get over this, y<>know?
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I mean, so you said my name! Y<>know you just said it <20>cause you saw me there, if
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you<EFBFBD>d have seen a circus freak, you would<6C>ve said, "I take thee circus
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freak." Y<>know, it didn<64>t mean anything, it<69>s just a mistake. It
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didn<EFBFBD>t mean anything. Right?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No! No! Of course it didn<64>t mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can
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understand why Emily would think it meant something, y<>know, because-because it was
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you<EFBFBD></p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Right<68></p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> But it absolutely didn<64>t. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It
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didn<EFBFBD>t!! It didn<64>t!!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (approaching) Ross, hey, the band<6E>s ready outside for your first
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dance with Emily, so<73></p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the band<6E>s ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what
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the band says<79>I don<6F>t care about the stupid band!!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Look, I<>m sorry.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (laughs) Y<>know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding,
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it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, right!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Get the hell out of there, y<>know?</p>
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<p>(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run
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over to the bathroom.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? I<>m coming in. (He opens
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the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, look at that, same thing.</p>
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<p>[Scene: <i>London Marriott</i>, Monica and Chandler are walking to her room.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word,
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"Yippee!" just ignore me.</p>
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<p>(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, hello Rachel.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross said my name. Okay? <b>My</b> name. Ross said my name up there that
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obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, don<6F>t
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believe me, I know I<>m right<68>do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Yes, I want to change. And why-why don<6F>t you go down and get us a
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table?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, we<77>ll be down in like five minutes.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (elbows him) Fifteen minutes.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay.</p>
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<p>(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) It<49>s Phoebe!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, yay<61></p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Great<61></p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hi, so what happened?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, Ross said my name.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, I know, but I don<6F>t think that means anything.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, Pheebs, y<>know what, let<65>s look at this objectively all
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right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade
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he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then<65></p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (To Monica) Hey, listen, why don<6F>t we go change in my room?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> But my clothes are<72>ohh! (They both leave.)</p>
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<p>(Cut to Chandler<65>s room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and
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after seeing that he isn<73>t, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the
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security bar.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Wow, you look<6F></p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> No time for that!</p>
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<p>(They both start to frantically rip each other<65>s clothes off, but are interrupted
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when Joey tries to open the door.)</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I<>ve got a girl in here.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> No you don<6F>t, I just saw you go in there with Monica!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, we<77>re-we<77>re hanging out in here!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I suppose I<>d have to say you!! But, what if we<77>re
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watching a movie in here?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. It<49>s <i>My Giant</i>!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> <i>My Giant</i>? I <b>love</b> that movie!</p>
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<p>[Scene: Ross and Emily<6C>s room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place
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to do the deed.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> You really think this is okay?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, Ross and Emily aren<65>t gonna use it.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, it<69>s so beautiful. Ohh! Y<>know, I-I don<6F>t know if I
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feel right about this.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The <b>room</b>
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expects sex. The <b>room</b> would be disappointed if it didn<64>t get sex. All of the
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other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay!</p>
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<p>(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (entering) Emily?!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Nope, not under here!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> You didn<64>t find her?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No, I<>ve looked everywhere!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, you couldn<64>t have looked everywhere or else you
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would<EFBFBD>ve found her!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah, I think you should keep looking!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, for about 30 minutes.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Or 45.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No! For all I know, she<68>s trying to find me but couldn<64>t because
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I kept moving around. No, from now on, I<>m staying in one place. (He sits down on the
|
||
bed.) Right here.</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Well, it<69>s getting late.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, we<77>re gonna go.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Ugh, y<>know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New
|
||
York.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, it<69>s a very large plane.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (disappointed) That<61>s cool.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> But, we<77>ll stay here with you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really
|
||
appreciate this, y<>know, but you don<6F>t have to rub my butt.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Chandler slowly takes his hand away.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Ross and Emily<6C>s room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his
|
||
head in Monica<63>s lap and his feet on Chandler<65>s lap. Monica and Chandler are
|
||
both still awake and depressed.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> We have to leave for New York in an hour.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I know, I<>ve been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound
|
||
proof, don<6F>t you think?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> We can<61>t do that that<61>s insane. I mean <20>A<EFBFBD> he
|
||
could wake up and <20>B<EFBFBD> y<>know, let<65>s go for it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but there<72>s a knock on
|
||
the door that awakens him.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Em-Emily? (Looking around for her.) Em-Emily? (He runs to the door.)
|
||
Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> No.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mrs. Waltham:</b> You can forget about Emily, she<68>s not with us.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> We<57>ve come for her things.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> She<68>s in hiding. She<68>s utterly humiliated. She
|
||
doesn<EFBFBD>t want to see you ever again.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mrs. Waltham:</b> We<57>re very sad that it didn<64>t work out between you and
|
||
Emily, monkey. But, I think you<6F>re absolutely delicious.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> Excuse me, I<>m standing right here!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mrs. Waltham:</b> Oh yes, there you are.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys
|
||
oh hurry up, get some, there<72>s a whole cart outside<64> (Sees the Walthams and
|
||
stops.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> Goodbye Geller.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are
|
||
supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I<>m gonna
|
||
be at that airport and I hope that she<68>ll be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachel<65>s
|
||
name, but it didn<64>t mean anything, Okay? She<68>s-she<68>s just a friend and
|
||
that<EFBFBD>s all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) That<61>s all! Now just tell Emily that
|
||
I love her and that I can<61>t imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please,
|
||
promise me that you<6F>ll tell her that.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> All right, I<>ll tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mrs. Waltham:</b> (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Mr. Waltham:</b> You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don<6F>t you ever
|
||
go out the bloody window!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in
|
||
first class, depressed.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Y<>know, maybe it<69>s best that we never got to do it again.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. (Realizes something)
|
||
Y<EFBFBD>know, technically we still <b>are</b> over international waters.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I<>m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I<>ll see you there in a
|
||
bit?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> <20>Kay!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is
|
||
startled to see Joey sitting in Monica<63>s seat.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Can I ask you something?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Uhh, no.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Felicity and I, we<77>re watching <i>My Giant</i>, and I was thinking,
|
||
"I<>m never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think I<>m
|
||
just wasting my life with this acting thing?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y<>know, you
|
||
think I<>ll ever get there?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Thanks man. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> But what about how much taller he is than me?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Time lapse, Chandler is finishing his third little bottle of booze.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> I mean, there<72>s no way I can make myself taller now, y<>know? And
|
||
who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an
|
||
unsuccessful, regular sized man?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Monica returns.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, Monica, wow you<6F>ve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I know!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Had the beef-tips, huh?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on
|
||
her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hi!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(They all hug.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You
|
||
had sex! (They<65>re shocked.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No we didn<64>t!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I know you didn<64>t, I was talking about Monica.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Phoebe, I did not have sex.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> This pregnancy is throwing me all off.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> All right, I<>m gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, me too!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Why would you need to say hi to them, you<6F>ve been feeding them for
|
||
four days?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh right, maybe I<>ll just go home. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving
|
||
Monica and Chandler alone.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Well, we certainly are alone.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes! Good thing we have that, <20>Not in New York<72> rule.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Right. Umm, listen since we<77>re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just
|
||
wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what
|
||
with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross<73>s mother<65></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Right.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Well, an-anyway, I just<73>that night meant a lot to me, I guess
|
||
I<EFBFBD>m just trying to say thanks.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh. Y<>know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn<73>t
|
||
because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me <20>cause,
|
||
you<EFBFBD>re really hot! Is that okay?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> (laughs) That<61>s okay.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> And I<>m cute too.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> And you<6F>re cute too.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Thank you! (They hug.) All right, I gotta go unpack.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Bye. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and
|
||
stops.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering) I<>m still on London time, does that count?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> That counts!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, good! (They start kissing.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their
|
||
honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Rach! Rach!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (she stops and turns) Hi!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, I-I-I<>ve been on Standby for a flight home for hours. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Not yet.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Gate Agent:</strong> (On the P.A.) This is the last call for Flight 1066 to
|
||
Athens. The last call.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Pretty soon I guess.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah. I<>m sorry.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I just, I don<6F>t understand, I mean, how-how can she do this?
|
||
Y<EFBFBD>know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she<68>d actually
|
||
show up?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, you<6F>re not an idiot, Ross. You<6F>re a guy very much in love.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Same difference.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Gate Agent:</strong> (On the P.A.) All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to
|
||
Athens should now be on board.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I get it! Well, that<61>s that.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, you know what, I think you should go.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear
|
||
your head, I think it<69>d be really good.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, I don<6F>t, I don<6F>t, I don<6F>t know<6F></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be <b>really</b> good for you!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I could, yeah, I can do that.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I can<61>t, I can<61>t even believe her! No, y<>know what, I am, I
|
||
am gonna go!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Good!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I know, why not?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Right!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Right?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Right!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Y<>know<6F>thanks! (They hug)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, I<>ll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of
|
||
here.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, well<6C>nah.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What? Wait, what?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Why don<6F>t you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well-well, I don<6F>t know Ross<73>really?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, yeah, it<69>ll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I
|
||
can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Uh-huh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Cool!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> All right!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate
|
||
agent.) Here. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, okay, we<77>re going. Yeah.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, wait-wait-wait<69></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> You tell them to wait!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay. Wait! Wait!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen
|
||
Rachel take her place on the plane.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Emily.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(She stares at him and Ross realizes what she<68>s thinking.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No!
|
||
Emily!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Ending Credits</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Flight 1066 to Athens, Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to
|
||
Ross<EFBFBD>s seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey,
|
||
look at that, the airport<72>s moving. (Realizes that that<61>s not how it works.)
|
||
Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the
|
||
captain know that we<77>re moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>End</strong></p>
|
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