startrek-ml/Data/Friends/The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance.html.json

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	"Cast":["Rachel","Monica","Ross","Phoebe","Chandler","Joey","Estelle","","(Phoebe enters","Casting Director #1","Casting Director #3","The Director","A Crew Member","Alex","[Time lapse","A Student"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s.\nShe’s standing in the kitchen.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This bottle opener. (She grabs it off of the freezer door."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And it’s a magnet"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Look at that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Look at that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Look at that"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How weird is that? Y’know? You’re moving in with me and have the\none thing I don’t have. It’s like uh, in a way you-you complete me\n(Phoebe glares at him) kitchen"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in an Australian accent) You complete me kitchen, matey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross, I know what you’re thinking"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ross, I know what you’re thinking"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That she’s gonna move in with you and maybe then she’ll fall\nin love with you and then when she finds out you’re already married, she’ll just\nbe happy. Y’know? You’re just, you’re very sad"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh…my…God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with\nRachel"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you’re obsessed with her.\nIt’s always, \"Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?\" \"Ross,\nwhy-why are you moving in with Rachel?\" \"When are you gonna confess your secret\nmarriage to Rachel?\" You want her"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! (Ross’s phone rings."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! (Ross’s phone rings."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(answering it) Uh-oh, saved by the bell. (On phone) Hello"},
				{"Character":"[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box","Line":"Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Rach, aren’t these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Rach, aren’t these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no, I bought those"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh! Yeah, I forgot"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh! Yeah, I forgot"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. (Rachel walks away."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(under her breath) That you’re a liar. (Hides the candlesticks in a\ndrawer."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on phone) No-no-no, that’s great! I’ll be there Monday. And\nthank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the\nPaleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate,\nhuh? They loved it."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, who wouldn’t?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, who wouldn’t?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, who wouldn’t?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean it’s\ntemporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that\nlook great on a mailbox, huh? \"Professor Geller."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, Professor and Mrs"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, Professor and Mrs"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And Mrs.?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And Mrs.?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Yeah, y’know you and Ross are still married"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Just kidding"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Just kidding"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Ross) Saved your ass"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Ross) Saved your ass"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and\nthe weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Any good mail"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Any good mail"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor’s Guild"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ooh, it’s probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me,\nI’m kinda…"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(opens and reads it) \"Benefits lapsed."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(opens and reads it) \"Benefits lapsed."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hmm that’s weird. I don’t remember being in a move called\nbenefits lapsed"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, it’s not a check. They’re saying your health insurance\nexpired because, you didn’t work enough last year"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Let me see that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Let me see that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Let me see that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Let me see that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(reads it) Oh, I can’t believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance\nI could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y’know? And it wouldn’t matter. Now I\ngotta be careful?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m sorry man, there’s never a good time to (pauses) stop\ncatching on fire"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I’m gonna go see my\nagent"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(mocks him, in a whiney voice) …look both ways before you cross the\nstreet. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door."}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency, Joey is there to see his agent.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey Estelle, listen"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think\nthey can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you talkin’ about? I never left you! You’ve always been\nmy agent"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Oh well, no harm, no foul"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all\nover town"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bastard"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bastard"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bastard"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bastard"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the\nlecture, but are there early.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, we’re a little early, the lecture doesn’t end for 15\nminutes"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There’s some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was\na Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches"},
				{"Character":"(They enter the lecture hall to find Ross speaking in an English accent for some\nunknown reason","Line":"They enter the lecture hall to find Ross speaking in an English accent for some\nunknown reason."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the\nlaboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact\nsedimentary. Imagine his consternation when—(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from\nhis hernia, is returning with coffee for them both. After a series of grunts and groans he\nmanages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, will you grab me a cruller? (Joey starts to groan and get up.)\nSit down! Will you go to the hospital?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides it’s\ngetting darker and more painful, that means it’s healing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I will loan you the money. Just go to the hospital and let’s just\nget that thing…pushed back in"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you, but it would take me forever to pay you that money back and I\ndon’t want that hanging over my head. Okay? Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in\nI can get all the free operations I want! Yeah, I’m thinking I’ll probably start\nwith that laser eye surgery too"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe enters","Line":"Phoebe enters."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe enters","Line":"Phoebe enters."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe enters","Line":"Phoebe enters."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe enters","Line":"Phoebe enters."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe enters","Line":"Phoebe enters."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe enters","Line":"Phoebe enters."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe enters","Line":"Phoebe enters."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What’s going on"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh Joey’s got a really bad hernia, but that’s nothing a\nlittle laser eye surgery won’t fix"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, I’m telling you if I put my hand on my stomach right here (He\nputs his hand down his pants, like Al Bundy on <i>Married…With Children</i> always\nused to do.) it doesn’t hurt that bad"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Maybe you’ll die"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Maybe you’ll die"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Maybe you’ll die"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure, now I’m scared"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure, now I’m scared"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, we can go together! Just don’t wait too long though, okay?\n‘Cause I’m outta here sometime before Friday"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, but I don’t wanna die"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, but I don’t wanna die"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no, it’ll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Casting Director #1’s office, Joey is on his first audition. His partner\nis an 8-year-old boy.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Casting Director #1","Line":"Whenever you’re ready"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(in a gravely, painful voice) Okay. \"Hey, Timmy, I’ve got a\nsurprise for you."},
				{"Character":"Casting Director #1","Line":"Hold it. I’m sorry, the surprise is a new swing set,\nif you could play it a little less…intense"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, sure, no problem, I’ll just—hold on one second. (He\nturns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.)\n\"Hey Timmy, I’ve got a surprise for you!"},
				{"Character":"Casting Director #1","Line":"Oh my God!"},
				{"Character":"Casting Director #1","Line":"Oh my God!"},
				{"Character":"Casting Director #1","Line":"Oh my God!"},
				{"Character":"(Joey pulls his hand out and reverts back to intense pain","Line":"Joey pulls his hand out and reverts back to intense pain."}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Casting Director #3’s office, Joey is entering.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi. I’m Joey Tribbiani; I’m here to audition for (Groans) man"},
				{"Character":"Casting Director #3","Line":"You mean dying man"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes"}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" Silvercup Studios, Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play\nthe role he was injured for. Chandler is helping to carry him in.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Listen, I’m really glad you got the part"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(barely audible through the pain) Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But are you sure you can do this"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But are you sure you can do this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! And hey, thanks for coming with me. And thanks again for helping me\ntake a shower"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler steps away quickly","Line":"Chandler steps away quickly."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler steps away quickly","Line":"Chandler steps away quickly."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Now, is that never talking about it again?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to the director) Hiya"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to the director) Hiya"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Hey Joey, we’re ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this\nis Alex he’s going to be playing your son"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my\npants. (Holds them both up."},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Okay. (to Alex) All right uh, Alex now when Joey says his line,\n\"Take good care of your Momma son,\" that’s your cue to cry. Got it? (Alex\nnods yes.) All right, let’s do this"},
				{"Character":"(Joey lies down on the gurney","Line":"Joey lies down on the gurney."},
				{"Character":"(Joey lies down on the gurney","Line":"Joey lies down on the gurney."},
				{"Character":"(Joey lies down on the gurney","Line":"Joey lies down on the gurney."},
				{"Character":"(Joey lies down on the gurney","Line":"Joey lies down on the gurney."},
				{"Character":"A Crew Member","Line":"(with that board thingy) Scene 5, take 1"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And Action"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And Action"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"\"Take could care of your Momma son.\" (Alex just looks at him and\nthe director motions for him to continue so he tries it again.) \"Take could care of\nyour Momma son.\" (Alex does nothing.) \"Come on son! Your Momma’s good\npeople!"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Cut! Alex, remember you’re supposed to cry. Can you cry for\nus this time"},
				{"Character":"Alex","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Alex","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Alex","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Alex","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Alex","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Alex","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Alex","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Alex","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"All right, from the top"},
				{"Character":"A Crew Member","Line":"Scene 5, take 2"},
				{"Character":"A Crew Member","Line":"Scene 5, take 2"},
				{"Character":"[Time lapse","Line":"Time lapse."},
				{"Character":"[Time lapse","Line":"Time lapse."},
				{"Character":"[Time lapse","Line":"Time lapse."},
				{"Character":"A Crew Member","Line":"Take 36 is up"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"All right! Let’s try this again! You ready Joe"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right\nup until you say action"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Uh sure"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Uh sure"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Uh sure"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Uh sure"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. (Starts screaming."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. (Starts screaming."},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Action"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(he stops screaming at action) \"Take good care of your Momma\nson.\" (Again Alex does nothing."},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"Cut!!!!!!!!!! (Joey starts screaming again."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler decides to help out","Line":"Chandler decides to help out."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler decides to help out","Line":"Chandler decides to help out."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why don’t you uh, lift up your\nshirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We\nhave a crying child! Roll the damn cameras"}]
			},
		"9":{
			"SceneDescription":" a NYU lecture hall, Ross is trying to phase out his accent.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in his head) <i>All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out,\nphasing it out.</i> So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced\nthe British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in\ntheir carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One\nstudent raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him."},
				{"Character":"A Student","Line":"What’s happening to your accent"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(British) Come again? What’s-what’s this nonsense? (Giggles.)\n(American.) All right, I’m-I’m not English. I’m from Long Island. I was\nreally nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. I’m sorry. So, if we could just\nget back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands)\nAbout paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to\nmake a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is\nreally important because I’m-I’m hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you\njust give me another chance to make a good impression"},
				{"Character":"(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, she’s not in the\nbest of moods having just found out Ross’s dirty little secret","Line":"At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, she’s not in the\nbest of moods having just found out Ross’s dirty little secret."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just\nnever gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in the accent again) Well, hello Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in the accent again) Well, hello Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(in the accent again) Well, hello Rachel"}]
			}
}
}
}