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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Chandlers Dad.html":{
"Cast":["Ross","Monica","Rachel","Joey","Phoebe","Chandler","","Man","Jake","Policeman","(The policeman walks up"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the\nkitchen table as Ross enters.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys?\nThought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and\nwhen I ask you, you say youre the only one whos allowed to drive it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, well hes my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could\nnever hurt it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a car Monica! Not a rocket ship"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a car Monica! Not a rocket ship"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Its a car Monica! Not a rocket ship"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after\nyoure done"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take\nthat baby out again"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(shocked) You let Joey drive it?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(shocked) You let Joey drive it?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ive never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it\nall the time"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nice work everybody! So much for the yknow, \"You can drive\nit, but dont tell Rachel\" plan"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! I cant believe you lied to me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! I cant believe you lied to me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about\nis the wedding. (Rachel glares at her."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the\nPorsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the\nwedding"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad\nto take you for a quick spin around the block"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you got a couple hours"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you got a couple hours"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you got a couple hours"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as\nChandler exits from the bathroom.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an\ninvitation"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not that close. I\nhavent seen him in years"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the\nsame circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Trust me, you dont want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna\nbe staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So what! As long as hes not wearing a white dress and a veil I\ndont care"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Hey guys"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey sweetie"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey sweetie"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Ready to go"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Ready to go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right\nback. (She goes to get it."},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"(stopping her) Wait a minute"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"(stopping her) Wait a minute"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What? (He leans in to kiss her.) Oh. (They kiss and Phoebe pauses.) Ooh.\n(Pause) Whoa! That one kept going. (Exits."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Over a month"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Over a month"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Over a month"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Over a month"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little\nbetter"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Sure, Id like that"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Sure, Id like that"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Sure, Id like that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So uh, whats your name"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"(laughs) It's Jake"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"(laughs) It's Jake"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey. (They shake hands.) Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks"},
{"Character":"Jake","Line":"Yeah, big fan"},
{"Character":"Jake","Line":"Yeah, big fan"},
{"Character":"Jake","Line":"Yeah, big fan"},
{"Character":"Jake","Line":"Yeah, big fan"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday, do you wanna go"},
{"Character":"Jake","Line":"Yeah that would be great! Let me make sure Im not doing anything\nTuesday. (He bends over to open his bag, when he does so his pants slide down his butt\nrevealing a pink lace secret."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Joey enters.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean\nforward I check out your underwear"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing womens\nunderwear"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. They were mine"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. They were mine"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try\nthem on"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats weird"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats weird"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats weird"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats weird"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats weird"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Im wearing his briefs right now"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats…kinda hot"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats…kinda hot"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I wouldnt know about that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I wouldnt know about that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And! Yknow what Jake says? That womens underwear is actually\nmore comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high\nheels are good for his posture"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! Im thinking\neven more than you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his\nmasculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever\ndo that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! I am secure with my masculinity"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! I am secure with my masculinity"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, whatever"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, whatever"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, whatever"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Youve seen my huge stack of porn, right? (Phoebe nods."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is walking from the bathroom to his bedroom and walks\npast a pile of Rachels laundry, which just happens to include a selection of\npanties. He stops, goes back to the basket, looks for Rachel, picks up a lavender thong,\nand heads for his bedroom. However, he decides he doesnt like his selection and goes\nback this time picking up a red low-cut silk brief and heads for his room, flexing along\nthe way to prove his masculinity.",
"lines":]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" The Porsche, they have pulled over and are waiting for the cop to come talk to\nthem.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill\ngo under, you go over"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, Ill get right on that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh come on Ross!! (She tries to switch places with him and goes under\nhis leg."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested\nfor this"},
{"Character":"(She sits back up as the policeman approaches. She undoes her top button","Line":"She sits back up as the policeman approaches. She undoes her top button."},
{"Character":"(She sits back up as the policeman approaches. She undoes her top button","Line":"She sits back up as the policeman approaches. She undoes her top button."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sexily) Hi officer, was I going a little too fast"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Can I see your license please"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream\nlast night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh…well I probably\nshouldnt tell you the rest"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Your license"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Your license"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Your license"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Your license"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(handing it to him) Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Thats Hanson"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Thats Hanson"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oops sorry, my mistake"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oops sorry, my mistake"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dear Lord!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dear Lord!"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Wow"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Here it comes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Here it comes"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"This is a great picture"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yeah? Well you look phenomenal"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yeah? Well you look phenomenal"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well she should, it was taken ten years ago"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old\ndate on there"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yes I am"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yes I am"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yes I am"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yes I am"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yes I am"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Youre an Aquarius, huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I bet youre a Gemini."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I bet youre a Gemini."},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Taurus"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Taurus"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Virgo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Virgo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Virgo"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Nope"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sagittarius"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sagittarius"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yep"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Yep"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it, ahh…"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Well I tell you what"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Well I tell you what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Youre not gonna speed anymore right"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I wont speed"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I wont speed"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"And you promise youll get this taken care of right away"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I promise"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I promise"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I promise"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I promise"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"And in the meantime you better let him drive. Does he have a license"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Can he handle the stick"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I can handle the stick!"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Pheebs! (He sits down next to her."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe\nthat hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The silk? Feels really good"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! And-and things arent as…smashed down as I thought they\nwere gonna be"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton,\nsilk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton,\nsilk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton,\nsilk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hmm"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hmm"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hmm"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pantyhose! Yknow? The way they start at your toe and go all the way\nup to here… (He mimed that and stops when he realizes he went too far.) I should go\ntake these off shouldnt I"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I think its important that you do"},
{"Character":"(Joey agrees and heads to take them off","Line":"Joey agrees and heads to take them off."}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" The Porsche, cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very\nquickly as Ross creeps along.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Remind me to introduce you to someone"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Who"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Who"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Who"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Who"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Fourth gear!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Fourth gear!"},
{"Character":"(Suddenly a siren goes off","Line":"Suddenly a siren goes off."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! What does he want?! I wasnt doing anything"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two\noclock position"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more!\n(They pull over."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Its a different guy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Its a different guy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Its a different guy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Its a different guy"},
{"Character":"(The policeman walks up","Line":"The policeman walks up."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good evening officer"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good evening officer"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Do you know how fast you were traveling back there"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah no. I dont, but it could not have been more than sixty"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs."},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are\nya"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Thats right"},
{"Character":"(Theres a pause as Ross gets suddenly flirtatious","Line":"Theres a pause as Ross gets suddenly flirtatious."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yknow of-officer I uh…I had the weirdest dream last night"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Your license please"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(laughs) You dont-you dont want to hear about my dream\nOfficer…Pretty"},
{"Character":"Policeman","Line":"Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right\nback with your ticket. (Walks back to his car."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(pause) You have a son"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(pause) You have a son"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(pause) You have a son"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know. I know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know. I know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know. I know"}]
}
}
}
}