startrek-ml/Data/Friends/The One With Joey’s Dirty Day.html.json

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	"Cast":["Phoebe","Joey","Monica","Ross","All","Chandler","Rachel","<strong>Woman","Emily","(Paus","","The Cigarette Guy"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a\nfishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures. Ross is playing with the\nrod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(holding a lure) So now, what is this now"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guggly worm"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guggly worm"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(laughs and picks up another lure) And this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Glow-pop giggly jammer"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Glow-pop giggly jammer"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(laughs harder) You make it so funny"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, what’s\nthis"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the\nsandwich"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(pretend fishing in the living room) Ohh, Geller’s got one hooked!\nOhh! Looks like a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! (Swinging the rod back and forth) It’s the\nclassic struggle between man and—(swings the rod and knocks over a lamp.) Someone\nknocked over a lamp"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(going over and picking up the rod) That’s all right. Hey you guys,\nyou know what’s going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets\nme out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, \"Joey, what are you doing with\nyour life?\" stuff. I can say, \"Well, I’m doing a movie with Charlton Heston\ndad. What are you doing with your life?"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Great"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the\nchick and duck in tow","Line":"Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the\nchick and duck in tow."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t have to stop having fun just because I’m here.\nKathy didn’t cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler\ngoes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, Joey, I don’t think that you should leave Chandler alone. I\nmean it’s only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing\nnext week"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, there’s nothing I can do for him right now, he’s still in\nhis sweat pants, that’s still Phase One. Y'know? I’ll be back for Phase Two, I\nwould never miss Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s Phase Two"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gettin’ drunk and going to a strip club."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How does going to a strip club help him better"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How does going to a strip club help him better"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Because there are naked ladies there"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There are naked ladies there too"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There are naked ladies there too"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would\nyou give me one minute!! Please"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats\nflinging playing cards into a pot.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know, I can’t believe Kathy did this too me. I really,\nthought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on I’m never getting out of\nthis chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the\none? My sweat pants"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take ‘em off\nand we’ll have some fun"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Catch any big fish? (Phoebe, Ross, and Monica all go over to him."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God, you guys have no idea."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God, you guys have no idea."},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"(they all recoil from the smell emanating from him) Oh! God! Wow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You stink"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you kidding?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you kidding?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big\ntub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how’s he doing"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He hasn’t gotten out of that chair in two days"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! How’s it going"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! How’s it going"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler imitates retching and gets out of the chair","Line":"Chandler imitates retching and gets out of the chair."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come\nhome. All right, uh, I’ve got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me\nand Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, Monica"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, Monica"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-oh, what’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, it’s Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight.\nBut, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera.\nSo… What are you gonna do"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t know sweetie"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t know sweetie"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t know sweetie"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Help me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Help me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can’t! I have to work"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Unless! She wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this is—I have to meet Joshua! This\nis my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Y’know the \"Wouldn’t it be\ngreat if she was my wife\" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, Chandler’s still in Phase One, and Joey’s that thing you\nsmell"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So…"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So…"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhh, come on!!"},
				{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
				{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think she’s here"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You want me to take some girl I’ve never met to the opera so you can\ngo to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(looking out the peephole) Ohh, she’s looking down the hall. Oh!\nShe looked right at me! Oh wait, you can’t see people through that little hole, can\nyou? (Goes back to the door.) Hello"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Woman","Line":"/strong> Hello! (Monica screams"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Woman","Line":"/strong> Hello! (Monica screams"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’ll be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I\nthought we have moved on! I thought we’ve gotten to a place where we could be happy\nfor each other! I mean was that just me"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, I’ll do it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, I’ll do it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.)\nEmily"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m Rachel Green"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m Rachel Green"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Thank goodness"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"There’s been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that\nI’m not free tonight. So"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Really?! Well, that’s just lovely, isn’t it? I must’ve\nmissed your call, even though I didn’t leave the flat all day."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well, no I"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh, no-no-no, that’s not rude! It’s perfectly in keeping with a\ntrip that I’ve already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been\nstrip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someone\nwho’s got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I-I-I think you look great"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I-I-I think you look great"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out."},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’ll get her"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please hurry"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please hurry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Don’t you just love the way they talk?"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"They’re in Vermont!! How could this happen?! (She waves her arms\nfranticly and hits Chandler."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How—how did end up in Vermont with that awful witch?! (She hits\nChandler again."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Maybe, she doesn’t hit him all the time."},
				{"Character":"[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone","Line":"cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone."},
				{"Character":"[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone","Line":"cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who\nwouldn’t be miserable? I’m telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes,\nshe was a totally different person"},
				{"Character":"Emily","Line":"(rushing in) Ross! Come quickly! There’s a deer just outside eating\nfruit from the orchard"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’ve gotta go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from the\norchard! (He hangs up and runs out."},
				{"Character":"[cut back to Chandler and Joey’s","Line":"cut back to Chandler and Joey’s."},
				{"Character":"[cut back to Chandler and Joey’s","Line":"cut back to Chandler and Joey’s."},
				{"Character":"[cut back to Chandler and Joey’s","Line":"cut back to Chandler and Joey’s."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He had to go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from the\norchard"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t get this! She was horrible! (She hits Chandler, yet again."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I’m going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into\nthe living room."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why do you care so much anyway"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why do you care so much anyway"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why do you care so much anyway"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t care! All right, y’know what I’m just upset that\nI’m getting nowhere with Joshua that—y’know what still, you do not meet\nsomeone and go flitting off to Vermont"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, y’know, would you just for once, not remember\nevery…little…thing!! (Storms out."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"A couple of days"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know, I knew something like this was going to happen. (He\nstarts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing?! Chandler! You can’t just go back a phase"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes you can. You’re thinking about time, you can’t go back\nin time"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, look, why don’t you just, why don’t you do your Phase\nTwo strip club thing with us"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, come on, we can be guys"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, come on, we can be guys"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, come on, we can be guys"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, come on, we can be guys"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughs) No you can’t"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You don’t want to be guys, you’d be all hairy and\nwouldn’t live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y’know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and\nyou come with us and watch naked girls dance around!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Starts to cry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Starts to cry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Starts to cry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Starts to cry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m sorry. (Goes and hugs him"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying\nhimself.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(coming back to the stage and sitting next to Chandler) Okay, I’ve\ngot some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, Mom"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, Mom"},
				{"Character":"(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette","Line":"A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, ‘cause\nI’m pregnant"},
				{"Character":"<strong>The Cigarette Smoking Guy</strong>","Line":"(No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from <i>The\nX-Files</i>.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves."},
				{"Character":"(The dancer finishes and everyone claps","Line":"The dancer finishes and everyone claps."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Very good, (getting up and sliding a One into the dancer’s hot\npants) so good"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn’t\ncall. I mean you’d think he’d be worried about me not showing up at his club.\nUgh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Look where you are!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Look where you are!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on! Look where you are!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to the waitress) When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Remember, a virgin for me please"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Remember, a virgin for me please"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh! And don’t let me leave without getting the name of that carpet\nguy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, come on! Y’know what—y’know what, I think I’m\njust gonna go home and call Kathy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you think it will help"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you think it will help"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you think it will help"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! That was a test! In a couple of hours I’m gonna get really\ndrunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that,\nI’m gonna get so drunk, I’m gonna wanna call Janic"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should! How is she"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should! How is she"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are\nreturning from the strip club.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So, we did okay at the strip club, right"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress\nthere is quitting to teach the third grade"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) I can’t believe it! He still hasn’t called"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who, Josh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who, Josh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who, Josh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Who, Josh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What, he doesn’t like Josh"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What, he doesn’t like Josh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, well I’m gonna put my sweats back on"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, y’know what, you were right, you were\nright. We really weren’t great at being guys, but you know why? Because we’re\ngirls"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And do you know what girls are really good at"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stripping"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stripping"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stripping"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, listening! Sit! Y’know, maybe it would just really, really help\nif you would just talk"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, come on! What’s going in on in there? (Pats his chest."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. And y’know, if you wanna cry, that’s okay too"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on! Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on! Chandler"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay?\nThose strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them.\n(Sits back in disgust."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"They really were pretty, weren’t they? (Rachel and Phoebe both\nagree"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is\nintrigued.) It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so\npetite"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"See, I don’t know, for me it would have to Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Chantal"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck that\ndollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I am totally picturing you with all those women"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s-that’s not Phase Three"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s-that’s not Phase Three"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I’m there too"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, are we all together? Like in a group"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stop it! You’re killing me! I think I just moved on to Phase\nFour"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! What is that? What is that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! What is that? What is that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! What is that? What is that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Where I don’t want to have a relationship ever! I just want to\nhave sex with strippers and my friends!"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting\nready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the\nupcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right ladies, here’s what we’re gonna do. (Points to a\nstripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two,\ngo get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your\nvoice, \"Chandler’s the king! Chandler’s the king!"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I-I wanna be with her, (points to the stripper next to her) I like her"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, that’s fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait, now, what am I doing again"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait, now, what am I doing again"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any\nmoment"},
				{"Character":"The Cigarette Guy","Line":"Hi, I’m Joshua, I’m here to pick up Rachel"},
				{"Character":"The Cigarette Guy","Line":"Hi, I’m Joshua, I’m here to pick up Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no, that’ not Joshua"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What do you want from me, I’ve never met the guy. So anyway,\nRachel, I’m sorry you can’t stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with\nthe cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy\nstarts rubbing Chandler’s back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right,\nlisten, I’ve got to wake up"}]
			}
}
}
}