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"Cast":["Rachel","Ross","Monica","Joey","Chandler","","(Chandler does so","Both","(Pause","[Cut to the interview","The Interviewer","Phoebe","Phoebe and Rachel","Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel","[Cut to the gang"],
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"Scenes":{
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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters\ncarrying a magazine.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So, I’m in my apartment doing the <i>Soap Opera Digest</i>\ncrossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to\nJoey."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(reading) Three down, <i>Days Of Our Lives</i> star blank Tribbiani.\nThat’s me!! I’m blank!"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How cool is this?! We know three down! I’m touching three down!\n(She has her hand on his shoulder."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Three down knows I’m married, what’s three down doin’"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So did they call you to tell you your name’s gonna be in this"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me,\nbut I said no"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I\nwrite a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down\nthe elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"If only there was something in your head to control the things\nyou say. (Joey nods his agreement."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus\ny’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And\nif you do the interview you can mention, oh I don’t know, gal pal Rachel Green"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, don’t listen to him. Please"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fine! All right, I’ll do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next\ntable so you can stop me if I y’know, start to say something stupid"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just then or-or all the time, ‘cause we-we have jobs y’know"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal\nRachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! I’m gonna be in <i>Soap Opera Digest</i>! And not just\nin the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}]
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},
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"2":{
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"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the\ndoor Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy\nhat.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the\ncowboy hat is a little much"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's\nfun"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a\nbonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea"},
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{"Character":"(Chandler does so","Line":"Chandler does so."},
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{"Character":"(Chandler does so","Line":"Chandler does so."},
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{"Character":"(Chandler does so","Line":"Chandler does so."},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 417","Line":"The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are\nlamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesn’t want to have sex right\nthen and there like in porn."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think you’re right"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think you’re right"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think you’re right"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think you’re right"},
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{"Character":"(Goes over and picks up the remote","Line":"Goes over and picks up the remote."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, ready"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, ready"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Two"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Two"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Two"},
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{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
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{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
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{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
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{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
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{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
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{"Character":"(Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down","Line":"Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s kinda nice"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s kinda nice"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, that’s kinda a relief"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, that’s kinda a relief"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
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{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
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{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
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{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
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{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna see if we still have it"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"(Chandler turns on the TV and","Line":"Chandler turns on the TV and…"},
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{"Character":"(Chandler turns on the TV and","Line":"Chandler turns on the TV and…"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"FREE PORN!!"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"FREE PORN!!"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We have free porn here!!"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We have free porn here!!"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento for\nthe kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Y’know a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites\nhis fist to keep from talking."},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"A mento"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"A mento"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Like the candy"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Matter of fact, I do"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Matter of fact, I do"},
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{"Character":"(Chandler tries to jump over the couch but everyone stops him","Line":"Chandler tries to jump over the couch but everyone stops him."},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how\nour soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise"},
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{"Character":"[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521","Line":"The One With The Ball, Joey and Ross\nare throwing a ball around."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping\nit, for like an hour"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say\nanything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! We are pretty good at this"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! We are pretty good at this"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! We are pretty good at this"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! We totally forgot about lunch"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks\nhis pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose"},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 604","Line":"The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance."},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 604","Line":"The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance."}]
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},
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"3":{
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"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the\nfood from the fridge. Joey isn’t doing all that well.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream,\nlimes—Hey, what was in that brown jar"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s still in there?"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s still in there?"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not anymore."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not anymore."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not anymore."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not anymore."},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 711","Line":"The One With All the Cheesecakes."}]
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},
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"4":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, continued from earlier.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You guys, this is Shelley, she’s interviewing me for <i>Soap Opera\nDigest</i>, and Shelley, this are my friends"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(interrupting him) Hi! I’m gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want\nthe dirt, I’m the one you come too. This might be Joey’s baby (rubbing her\nstomach), who knows? I’m just kidding—Seriously, (leans into the cassette\nrecorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(leaning into the recorder as well) Who just lost the respect of her\nunborn child"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Umm, I’m gonna just go get this warmed up. (She takes her\ncoffee mug up to the counter."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey! You’re doing great"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, so far nothing stupid"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, so far nothing stupid"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mento"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mento"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No thanks"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No thanks"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No thanks"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"(returning) So, as Joey’s friends, is there anything that\nyou guys think our readers ought to know"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(scoffs at him) Yeah, that’s gonna get you into <i>Soap Opera\nDigest</i>. Well I…(leans into the microphone again)…I would just like to say\nthat Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, I…I just think you don’t expect someone so hot to be so\nsweet"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, I…I just think you don’t expect someone so hot to be so\nsweet"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Oh! I like that. What’s your name"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, Phoebe Buffay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, Phoebe Buffay"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"How do you spell that? So we can get it right"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh okay, it’s P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in\nebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in (In an Australian accent) ‘Ello there mate"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you too"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you too"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you too"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You too"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You too"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thanks"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thanks"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye. (They resume their previous positions."},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"So it seems like you have a lot of friends, who would you say\nis your best friend"},
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{"Character":"[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of\nflashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214","Line":"The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has\njust found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace\nit."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How come you have two?<br>\n<br>\nChandler: Well this one's for you.<br>\n<br>\nJoey: Get out.<br>\n<br>\nChandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I\nalso know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's about\nyou and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds.<br>\n<br>\nJoey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies.<br>\n<br>\nChandler: That's what they'll call us.<br>\n<br>\n[The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student."}]
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},
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"5":{
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"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna\nbe a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes\n(kisses Joey)"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I\ndidn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl"},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 512","Line":"The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh, Joey and\nPhoebe are betting on who will reach the treat the fastest, the chick or the duck."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths.\n(He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the\nchicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from\nmoving."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, no violation"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, no violation"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's\njust an old Wonton"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 401","Line":"The One With The Jellyfish, where Monica, Joey, and\nChandler are relating that tragic day they spent on the beach."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’d seen this thing on <i>The Discovery Channel</i>.."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait a minute! I saw that! On <i>The Discovery Channel</i>, yeah!\nAbout jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You\npeed on yourself?"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thought\nI was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend that\nway. So... (Looks at Joey."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel","Line":"(turning to look at Joey) Ewwww!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel","Line":"(turning to look at Joey) Ewwww!"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed\nhelp! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends"},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge\ngay fan base"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? Me? Wow! I don’t even know any huge gay people"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It hurts me. It physically hurts me"},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Now, off the record, you’re not"},
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{"Character":"[Another group of flashbacks begin with Episode 513","Line":"The One With Joey’s Bag. Joey\nis carrying the bag and has entered Central Perk to the amusement of Ross and Chandler."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just\nlooked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your\nstuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 712","Line":"The One Where They’re Up All Night, Joey and\nRoss are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to\nface or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think face to face"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think face to face"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think face to face"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would say that"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would say that"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Face to face, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, here I go"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, here I go"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right."},
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{"Character":"(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest","Line":"Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little\nholiday weight"},
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{"Character":"(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey’s\ntorso, but that doesn’t work very well and he’s forced to wrap his legs around\nJoey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross’s crotch","Line":"Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey’s\ntorso, but that doesn’t work very well and he’s forced to wrap his legs around\nJoey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross’s crotch."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we\nthought it all the way through"},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 722","Line":"The One With Chandler’s Dad."},
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{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 722","Line":"The One With Chandler’s Dad."}]
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},
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"6":{
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"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at\nthe same time.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great nap"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It really was"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It really was"},
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{"Character":"(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring\nat them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the\ngang","Line":"Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring\nat them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the\ngang."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are.\n(Chandler and Ross look at each other."},
|
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{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"So, let’s talk about women. I’m sure our female\nreaders will be interested to know about your romantic life"},
|
||
{"Character":"[Another series of flashbacks begins with Episode 413","Line":"The One With Rachel’s\nCrush, Joey is telling Rachel and Phoebe how he picks up women."},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say,\n\"Hey, how you doin’?"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
|
||
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin’"},
|
||
{"Character":"(Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away","Line":"Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away."},
|
||
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 605","Line":"The One With Joey's Porsche."}]
|
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},
|
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"7":{
|
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, everyone is reading Joey’s interview.",
|
||
"lines":[
|
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! I can’t believe they didn’t put it in the part where you\nsaid you didn’t watch soap operas"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was\npretty nice about that"},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You slept with her didn’t you"},
|
||
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You slept with her didn’t you"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Little bit, yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Little bit, yeah"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! This picture of you sure is steamy"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, that’s just a little something for my huge gay fan base.\n(Winks at him."},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did you just wink at me"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did you just wink at me"},
|
||
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did you just wink at me"},
|
||
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, you’re the one that loves the picture"}]
|
||
}
|
||
}
|
||
}
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} |