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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E..html":{
"Cast":["Joey","Phoebe","Chandler","Rachel","Monica","Ross","","Interviewer","(They separate"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's apartment, Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition.\nPhoebe is overacting her part.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna\nmake it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! I wont leave you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! I wont leave you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Dont worry about me, Im a robot! Im just a machine!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No youre not! Not to me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No youre not! Not to me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(she stops reading from the script) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I am extremely talented"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, youre great! Okay, lets take it from"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, youre great! Okay, lets take it from"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah, youre solid. Yeah, youre just no me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah, youre solid. Yeah, youre just no me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yknow what? I think thats enough for now. Yeah. I dont\nwant to be over rehearsed"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives\nher thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own!\n(Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr. Drake\nRemoray.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"nbsp; Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"nbsp; Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to\nwork the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"nbsp; I'm sorry, what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"nbsp; I'm sorry, what"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"nbsp; Excuse me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"nbsp; It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes\nyou need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this\nbig pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where\nit looks like he's smelling a fart."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"nbsp; Oh, ok"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"nbsp; Oh, ok"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"nbsp; Oh, ok"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. <i>[Joey on\ntv]</i> \"Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.&nbsp; I'm\nafraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from\na...\" (Does the smell-the-fart look."},
{"Character":"[The next flashback is from <a href="http","Line":"/www.livesinabox.com/friends/season6/season1/106butt.htm\">The One With The Butt</a>.&nbsp;\nThe gang is watching Joey in Freud!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork\nhere, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and\ndance number.)"},
{"Character":"<em>All you want is a dingle,<br>\n What you envy's a schwang,<br>\n A thing through which you can tinkle,<br>\n Or play with, or simply let hang...</e","Line":"em>All you want is a dingle,<br>\n What you envy's a schwang,<br>\n A thing through which you can tinkle,<br>\n Or play with, or simply let hang...</em"},
{"Character":"[The next flashback is also from <a href="http","Line":"/www.livesinabox.com/friends/season6/season1/106butt.htm\">The One With The Butt</a>\nand it's also on the soundtrack.&nbsp; He's Joey telling everyone about his big break in\nMonica and Rachel's apartment."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"nbsp; I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and\nthen- I'm his butt.<br>\n<br>\nMonica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God.<br>\n<br>\nJoey:&nbsp; C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and\nthat's big!<br>\n<br>\nChandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all\nyour years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.<br>\n<br>\nJoey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!<br>\n<br>\nRoss: You're right, you're right, it is"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"nbsp; So you gonna invite us all to the big opening"},
{"Character":"[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(overacting with a song this time) (singing) <i>Gooood luck! Gooood\nluck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!</i"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, whatever. (Exits."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, whatever. (Exits."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the\nWENUS and I'm not happy"},
{"Character":"[The next flashback is from <a href="http","Line":"/www.livesinabox.com/friends/season6/season2/214towpv.htm\">The One With The Prom Video</a>.&nbsp;\nMonica is at a job interview at a new restaurant."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; Uh-huh. Is it dirty"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; Uh-huh. Is it dirty"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; Don't, I like it dirty"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; Don't, I like it dirty"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; That's your call"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; That's your call"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; So, uh, what are you going to do next"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; Are they, uh, firm"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; Are they, uh, firm"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; They'r alright"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; They'r alright"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very,\nvery bad"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; No really, they're OK"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; No really, they're OK"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; You gonna slice them up real nice"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne"},
{"Character":"Interviewer","Line":"nbsp; Aaaahhhhhhh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; I'm outa here. [Monica leaves"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"nbsp; I'm outa here. [Monica leaves"},
{"Character":"[The next flashback is from <a href="http","Line":"/www.livesinabox.com/friends/season6/season4/413towrc.htm\">The One With Rachel's Crush</a>."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved\nacross the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for\n(struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right,\nI could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs,\nthen answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I\ntake a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30?\n(Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on\nthe <i>Magna-Doodle</i> on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the\nway."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(startled) Ahh! Arent you dressed yet"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(looks down at his clothes) Am I naked again?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean,\nis it okay if they come visit"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wh?! What about my allergies?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wh?! What about my allergies?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck)\nAll her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I cant believe I did this! What an idiot"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen!\nThere arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a\ndisgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do you think hell ever forgive me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do you think hell ever forgive me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive\nyourself"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yknow what? I-I kinda have"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yknow what? I-I kinda have"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Already? Thats pretty bad what you did"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad\nwith me when I go answer the phone just in case… (Chandler gets that disgusted look\nback.) Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You didnt see how mad he was, yknow"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You didnt see how mad he was, yknow"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there!\nYknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works"},
{"Character":"[We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second\nbreakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish","Line":"We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second\nbreakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It took two people to break up this relationship!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It took two people to break up this relationship!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took\nfull responsibility for!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I\ndidnt finish the whole letter"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I fell asleep"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I fell asleep"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(mocking him) You fell asleep?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and\nback!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen)\n(to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are,\nY-O-U-R means your!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back\ntogether again! We are so over!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind\nit"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind\nit"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt\nhappen to every guy! And it is a big deal!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!"},
{"Character":"[The next flashback is from <a href="http","Line":"/www.livesinabox.com/friends/season6/season2/212toasb.htm\">The One After The Superbowl,\nPart II</a>.&nbsp; Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van\nDamme."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You had no right to go out with him"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You had no right to go out with him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That is the most ridiculous.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You sold me out"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You sold me out"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I did not sell you out"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I did not sell you out"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes you did.&nbsp; You absolutely sold me.."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did you just flick me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did you just flick me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did you just flick me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her\nback] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica"},
{"Character":"(They keep flicking each other. This turns into slapping each other","Line":"They keep flicking each other. This turns into slapping each other."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh!&nbsp; All right.&nbsp; Now, let's not do this"},
{"Character":"(Rachel tackles Monica onto the couch","Line":"Rachel tackles Monica onto the couch."},
{"Character":"(Rachel tackles Monica onto the couch","Line":"Rachel tackles Monica onto the couch."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Happy thoughts!&nbsp; Happy thoughts"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Happy thoughts!&nbsp; Happy thoughts"},
{"Character":"(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and\npulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock.&nbsp; Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts\nbeating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe","Line":"They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and\npulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock.&nbsp; Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts\nbeating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear.)<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Monica and Rachel","Line":"/strong> Ow! Ow! Ow"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know!&nbsp; I know!&nbsp; I know!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know!&nbsp; I know!&nbsp; I know!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, now I will let go if you both stop"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be,\nlike, my bitches"},
{"Character":"[The next flashback is from <a href="http","Line":"/www.livesinabox.com/friends/season6/season3/302nor.htm]\">The One Where No One's Ready</a>.&nbsp;\nJoey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of\nclothes."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything\nyou own"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God!&nbsp;"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God!&nbsp;"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God!&nbsp;"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?\nMaybe if I wasn't going commando.."},
{"Character":"(Chandler does this throat sound","Line":"Chandler does this throat sound."},
{"Character":"(Chandler does this throat sound","Line":"Chandler does this throat sound."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any,\nI don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges"},
{"Character":"[The next flashback is from <a href="http","Line":"/www.livesinabox.com/friends/season6/season2/217emi.htm\">The One Where Eddie Moves In</a>.\n&nbsp; It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living\ntogether anymore. <em>All By Myself</em> is playing in the background."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting\npatiently for him.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Please tell me you got the message"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What message"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What message"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What message"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The actor playing Mac couldnt do it, they needed to see you at 2\noclock"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Its 6 oclock"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Its 6 oclock"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board,\nthen I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Rosss! I went to the\ncoffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I cant believe this Chandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I cant believe this Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to\nthe audition! I got the part!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over\nhere"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, well Im uh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, well Im uh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, well Im uh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, well Im uh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, well Im uh"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yknow, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well thats good. Because you didnt! And Im\nincredibly happy for ya!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, we could do this all day"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, we could do this all day"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a\nhuge star Im gonna be"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are gonna be a huge star! Im gonna hug ya"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You hug me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You hug me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You hug me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You hug me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You hug me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin\nbetween Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One\nWith The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, <i>Youve Really Got a Hold on Me</i>","Line":"What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin\nbetween Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One\nWith The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, <i>Youve Really Got a Hold on Me</i>!"},
{"Character":"[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace","Line":"Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, do we do this too much"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, do we do this too much"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think so. Yeah, get off me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"(They separate","Line":"They separate."}]
}
}
}
}