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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Phoebe's Husband.html":{
"Cast":["Rachel","Stranger","","Ross","Chandler","Julie","Monica","<strong>All","Joey","Phoebe","Duncan","<strong>Rachel"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the phone.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman\nwas walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a\nsafe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing (a pigeon flies in the window and\nlands on the table) <strong>Oh my Goood</strong>, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I\ngotta go. (hangs up) OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's\nnot for you. (grabs a pot and lid) OK, that's fine, read the<em> Family Circus</em>, enjoy\nthe gentle comedy. (puts pot over the pigeon) Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh\nmy God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. (knock at the door) It's open\nyou guys"},
{"Character":"(a stranger enters with flower","Line":"a stranger enters with flowers"},
{"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi, hi can I help you"},
{"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her"},
{"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. (leaves flowers on\nbar"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? (in surprise she forgets she has the pigeon in the pot and lets it\nget away"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? (in surprise she forgets she has the pigeon in the pot and lets it\nget away"},
{"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hey, how, how did you do that"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to\nthe magical land of Narnia"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of\nvirility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state\narea"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Monica at the counter) Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But\nhe's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had\nto do, I just have to get over it"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe enters all dressed u","Line":"Phoebe enters all dressed up"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe enters all dressed u","Line":"Phoebe enters all dressed up"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe enters all dressed u","Line":"Phoebe enters all dressed up"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe enters all dressed u","Line":"Phoebe enters all dressed up"},
{"Character":"<strong>All","Line":"/strong> Woah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Foxy lady"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Foxy lady"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"Where you goin'"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"Where you goin'"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan, he's skating tonight at the Garden, he's\nin the Capades"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ice Capades"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ice Capades"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ice Capades"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, no the gravel capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when\nSnoopy falls. . . funny"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're\nsetting yourself up all over again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those\nfeeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice\nto look nice for your gay husband"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(holding cream pitcher) Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. (holds pitcher\nin front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid) Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh I see, I see, because of the third nipple thing. Ha ha ha ha. . ."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh I see, I see, because of the third nipple thing. Ha ha ha ha. . ."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ta-da"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ta-da"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Ahh, look at you, you look great"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do I? Thank you, so do you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do I? Thank you, so do you"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sparkly. So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. Mr. major capades guy.\nI, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"You always said I'd make it"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"You always said I'd make it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, well, ya know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Wooo"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"I missed you. (they hug) I'm gonna get changed"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Um, now. Phoebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, right, OK. Ole"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, right, OK. Ole"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Duncan","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, the matador. (Duncan leaves) Ole, ha ha ha"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, after dinner. Chandler enters.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pop it in"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pop it in"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two\nnippled people. (Chandler puts the tape in"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's wrong with people having sex"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's wrong with people having sex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to\nwomen and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out\nhere"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hell, I wanna see Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hell, I wanna see Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hell, I wanna see Joey"},
{"Character":"(The video starts with the cheesy porn disco musi","Line":"The video starts with the cheesy porn disco music"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh,\nnever mind"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever\nseen"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All I say is, she better get the job"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All I say is, she better get the job"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Looks to me like he's the one getting the job"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Looks to me like he's the one getting the job"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I\ncan't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em\nhave sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) <i>you know that's bad for\nthe paper tray</i>"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice work my friend"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice work my friend"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you. Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's\nbutt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am. . "}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You know, it still smells like monkey in there"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"That saves us a conversation"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, listen, this has been great but I'm officially wiped"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too, we should get goin'"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too, we should get goin'"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too, we should get goin'"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven\nthirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, that's all we do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, that's all we do"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"What about Julie"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"What about Julie"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't\nreally know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We\nwanna hear everything"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, that could take a while"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, that could take a while"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I got the time to get to know Julie"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I got the time to get to know Julie"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got time"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got time"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got time"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? (Rachel gives her a look from\nhell) That's fine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, in a nutshell. . "},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, in a nutshell. . "},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, in a nutshell. . "},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Julie is telling her life story.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher\nwas Mrs. Cobb"},
{"Character":"<strong>Rachel","Line":"/strong> Mrs., Mrs. Gobb"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"No Cobb, as in cobb salad"},
{"Character":"Julie","Line":"No Cobb, as in cobb salad"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm goin' home"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm goin' home"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"(Outside in the hallway, Chandler, Joey, and Monica exi","Line":"Outside in the hallway, Chandler, Joey, and Monica exit"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Boy that Julie's a talker, huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Boy that Julie's a talker, huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good-night"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good-night"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . "},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no-no, I am"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no-no, I am"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, well, are hey, are you nervous"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Um, no, I uh, I have done it before"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Um, no, I uh, I have done it before"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are\nya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens"},
{"Character":"<strong>Rachel","Line":"/strong> OK, gook luck"},
{"Character":"<strong>Rachel","Line":"/strong> OK, gook luck"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha, uhh, what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha, uhh, what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha, uhh, what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the\nfirst time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"OK, now I'm nervous"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"OK, now I'm nervous"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe you should put it off"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe you should put it off"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year\nbeing so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I\nmean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, yeah, sorry"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, yeah, sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, it's not your fault"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, it's not your fault"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were\non the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like\nthat"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd\nwant you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really good\nkiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from\nmy face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing is\nabout to happen"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(being drawn in by her talk) Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(being drawn in by her talk) Uh-huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you so\nthat, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. And, um, it would get kind\nof sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. (goes back in apartment"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, God"}]
}
}
}
}