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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Phoebe’s Uterus.html":{
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"Cast":["Phoebe","Frank","Alice","Kathy","Chandler","Monica","Rachel","Ross","Phoebe Sr","","Joey","Older Scientist","Another Tour Guide","Tour Guide","Another Scientist"],
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"Scenes":{
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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! I can’t believe my little brother is married"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Oh I know!! (Both he and Alice squeal hysterically"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You guys, why didn’t you tell me you were eloping"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"‘Cause it just sorta happened, y’know we were at the\ncourthouse, we were having lunch"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like,\n\"Hey! Y'know, we’re here, having lunch let’s get married"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, a year and a half ago I didn’t even know I had a brother, and\nnow I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay.\nStop it, don’t. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Uhh, yeah"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"We’ve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got\nengaged, we thought we’d get a jump on things, y’know no one’s getting any\nyounger"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"See the thing is umm, we’re not able to y’know, uh, conceive"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"And we’ve tried everything, we’ve seen a bunch of doctors"},
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{"Character":"Alice","Line":"And we’ve tried everything, we’ve seen a bunch of doctors"},
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{"Character":"Frank","Line":"Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby\nis that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into\nanother girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(shocked) That’s a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy\nboat"}]
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},
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"2":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Umm, (moves her hand’s down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I\ntake it to work with me"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, yeah, sure, it’s not mine anyway. It can with the pants"},
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh! (They kiss and she leaves"},
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh! (They kiss and she leaves"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I am so jealous"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I am so jealous"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You guys are really right…there aren’t you"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes. Right where"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes. Right where"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"In the beginning where y’know it’s all sex and talking and sex\nand talking and"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And the sex"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And the sex"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, we haven’t had sex yet. Okay, what’s the big\ndeal? Y’know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the\nnext level"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Chandler that is so nice"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Chandler that is so nice"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That is really nice…lying! No way is that the reason"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why? Just because you’re not mature enough to understand something\nlike that?"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, he’s right, I’m totally lying"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, he’s right, I’m totally lying"},
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{"Character":"(Ross makes an "I was right, and you weren’t face." And Rachel does\nRoss’s little I’m-flicking-you-off-but-I’m-not-giving-you-the-finger\nbanging of the fists","Line":"Ross makes an \"I was right, and you weren’t face.\" And Rachel does\nRoss’s little I’m-flicking-you-off-but-I’m-not-giving-you-the-finger\nbanging of the fists."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then what is it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then what is it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then what is it"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, Kathy’s last boyfriend was Joey"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And you’re afraid you won’t be able to…fill his shoes"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make love as well as him"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make love as well as him"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I was going for the metaphor"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, and I was saying the actual words"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So big deal, so Joey’s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn’t\nmean he’s great in bed"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We share a wall! So either he’s great in bed, or she just likes\nto agree with him a lot"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. The sex is gonna be\ngreat, ‘cause you-you guys are in love"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just go for it Chandler"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just go for it Chandler"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, you should"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, you should, really"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, you should, really"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go on"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go on"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, all right, I’ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But\nI’m just doing it for you guys"}]
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},
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"3":{
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"SceneDescription":" Phoebe Sr.’s house, there’s a knock on the door.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"It’s open! Come in"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Hi"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m sorry, I’m late"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Oh, that’s okay, it gave me time to finish glazing my nipples"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow! You really go all out when you’re expecting company"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"No, I was working on my pottery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"No, I was working on my pottery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn’t know that you did…pot"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn’t know that you did…pot"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery and\nerotica"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, erotiery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, erotiery"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Hey! Okay! Well thanks for coming out to see me. I just-I just\nthought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person.\nY’know"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"I really don’t think it’s a very good idea, Phoebe"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Well, because you’d be giving up a baby, and I-I really\ndon’t—I don’t know if there’s anything I can say that could make you\nunderstand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the\ncouch."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Don’t-don’t hurt the\npuppy"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"No-no-no, the-the puppy’s yours"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"No-no-no, the-the puppy’s yours"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I get a puppy!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I get a puppy!"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"Well, yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"I realise I don’t have any right to start get all parenty on you\nand everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isn’t paying attention and is busy\nmimicking the puppy.) uhh… Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy,\nit’s very important."},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe Sr","Line":"I mean, I know what I’m talking about. I gave up two babies, and\nI only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible\nit is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every\nsingle day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it\nwould be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy\nagain, and not listening) I really shouldn’t have given you the puppy first"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, I’m sorry"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, I’m sorry"}]
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},
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"4":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on\nthe couch.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened in\nthe cafeteria today"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never\nsit together"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whatever"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where\nyou work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other\nchefs, right"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. Y’know you wear a\nwhite coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so\nbe it. Y’know, hey I understand. Y’know? Hey, when I’m in a play and\nyou’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right? So it’s y’know,\nit’s uh, it’s cool. I’ll see you tomorrow. (Leaves"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he\ndoes wave"}]
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},
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"5":{
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"SceneDescription":" The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Older Scientist","Line":"Dr. Geller, there’s a seat over here. (Motions to\nan empty chair at the ‘white’ table."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I’m having my lunch at this table, here\nin the middle. I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he’ll\nsit with me"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table\nand they shake hands."},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something\nunnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y’know\nwhat I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in\nblue blazers, and I ask myself, \"My God why?!\" Now, I say we shed these-these\ncoats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat\nand throws it down.) I’m Ross! I’m divorced, and I have a kid"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) I’m Joey! I’m an\nactor! I don’t know squat about dinosaurs"},
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{"Character":"Another Tour Guide","Line":"(standing up and removing his coat) I’m Ted, and I just\nmoved here a month ago, and New York really scares me"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, there you go"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, there you go"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, there you go"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, there you go"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, there you go"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you hang in there Teddy"},
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{"Character":"Older Scientist","Line":"I’m Andrew, and I didn’t pay for this pear"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, good-good for you"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, good-good for you"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, good-good for you"},
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{"Character":"Tour Guide","Line":"I’m Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these aren’t\nreal! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow, Rhonda"},
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{"Character":"Another Scientist","Line":"I’m Scott"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, okay, Scott"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, okay, Scott"},
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{"Character":"Another Scientist","Line":"And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times\nbefore I leave a room or my family will die"}]
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},
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"6":{
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"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.",
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"lines":[
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It depends on who asked"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What if I asked"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What if I asked"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What if I asked"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Mon, sure"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. (Pause) You’re not asking are you"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Totally"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Totally"},
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{"Character":"(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica","Line":"Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica."},
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{"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to\nChandler"}]
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}
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}
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}
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