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	"Cast":["Joey","Ross","Chandler","Estelle","Phoebe","Monica","Rachel","Monica and Ross","Danny","Krista",""],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey\nwalks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you doing"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I...reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf: meats and dairy.\n(There’s nothing on the shelf.) Middle shelf: fruits and vegetables. (There’s\none lone tomato.) And top shelf: expired products. (The shelf is jammed packed."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why are you doing this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why are you doing this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why are you doing this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why are you doing this"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Because I am bored...Out of my mind. I’ve already been to the\nbank, post office, and the dry cleaners"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. You’ve got to\nspread it out a little, you know. Haven’t you ever been unemployed"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, I am not unemployed. I’m on sabbatical"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, I am not unemployed. I’m on sabbatical"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, I am not unemployed. I’m on sabbatical"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, don’t get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little\nconfused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why\ndo you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here…sit down. (Ross sits\ndown.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh,\nyeah!! Huh?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So what, we just sit"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So what, we just sit"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So what, we just sit"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So what, we just sit"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh, no, no. We’re not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and\nhits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Answering the phone at work) Hello, Chandler Bing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Answering the phone at work) Hello, Chandler Bing"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Angrily) Alright, whoever this is, stop calling me! (Ross and\nJoey laugh silently.) It’s been six months! It’s not funny"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But, I love you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But, I love you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But, I love you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But, I love you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But, I love you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But, I love you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"But, I love you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!!\n(Joey hangs up."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And that’s Wednesday. (He reclines in his chair.) Ohh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And that’s Wednesday. (He reclines in his chair.) Ohh"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian\nactor from Queens"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Well, Telia Shire suddenly became available"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Well, Telia Shire suddenly became available"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She’s a woman"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"She’s a woman"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"What can I say? She nailed it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Very discouraged) Okay, is there anything else"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Very discouraged) Okay, is there anything else"},
				{"Character":"Estelle","Line":"Well, you’re just going to say no again but...gay porn"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something\nhappen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what\nabout those <i>Good Will Hunting</i> guys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the\nchances I could get those guys to star in it"},
				{"Character":"(Ross just stares at him until he figures it out","Line":"Ross just stares at him until he figures it out."},
				{"Character":"(Ross just stares at him until he figures it out","Line":"Ross just stares at him until he figures it out."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait a second, I could star in it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Or that"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Or that"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Or that"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Or that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline\nthat takes, y'know? I can't do it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to\nit. And plus, it'll give me something to do"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The\nonly thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And it can't be Joey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And it can't be Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's not"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's not"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Or Joseph"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Or Joseph"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(disappointed) Oh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(disappointed) Oh"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is\nplaying a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a\nnearby bowl.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, how do you spell suspicious?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler makes it into the bowl","Line":"Chandler makes it into the bowl."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler makes it into the bowl","Line":"Chandler makes it into the bowl."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes! Chandler Bing, 7! Chandler <i>Bing</i>, 0"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're driving me crazy with that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I'll stop"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I'll stop"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I'll stop"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Don’t stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler slides the bowl to the far end of the counter. He tries again, but he hits\nthe spoon to hard and the ball goes flying away","Line":"Chandler slides the bowl to the far end of the counter. He tries again, but he hits\nthe spoon to hard and the ball goes flying away."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna play"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna play"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna play"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna play"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have\nto write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets\nhome"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a\nnotch"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm intrigued."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm intrigued."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm intrigued."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm intrigued."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit\nback"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the\ndoor."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops\nreading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey,\nyou're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident!\n(Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The\nofficial rulebook of Fireball"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering from his room carrying a fire extinguisher and wearing oven\nmitts) Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and some lighter\nfluid—Op! Op! (He puts out a small fire which has re-ignited in his room."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not\nthe creator of crazy lawsuit game"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Chandler) And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to\nwork. (To Joey) Now come on!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"(He tries to fire a burnt tennis ball into the bowl Chandler is standing by, but Ross\ngrabs the ball away from him","Line":"He tries to fire a burnt tennis ball into the bowl Chandler is standing by, but Ross\ngrabs the ball away from him."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done!\n(After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the\nburn spots on his oven mitts."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the\nbucket.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put\nin here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does it look like an ashtray"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does it look like a urinal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Eww!! (Throws the bucket down."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Eww!! (Throws the bucket down."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice\nBucket"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know\nwhat? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you\nguys. Sorry. (Leaves."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering from her room) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering from her room) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering from her room) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something"},
				{"Character":"Monica and Ross","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Monica and Ross","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Monica and Ross","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys\nwrestle"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All the time. In fact, I was undefeated"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, you weighted 200 pounds"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, you weighted 200 pounds"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Still, I was quick as a cat"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl\non the subway"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you're kidding"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you're kidding"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you're kidding"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, they were very y'know…wrestley. But, I guess that's normal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, not since I got too strong for you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, not since I got too strong for you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Too strong for me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Too strong for me"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna\ngo"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh fine"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh fine"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh fine"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh fine"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ready? (They grab a hold of each other's necks.) Wrestle! (They start\nwrestling."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks.\n(She leaves them to wrestle."}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being\ntold by Danny and his sister.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"…so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here (His\nsister) forgets the camera"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"When did that happen to you?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"When did that happen to you?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really\npretty bird and wanted to take a picture—I didn't have my camera"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging"},
				{"Character":"Krista","Line":"Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She\ntakes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it\nagain. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it\nand some filling falls into his lap."},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Oh, damn! I got it on my pants"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Oh, damn! I got it on my pants"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Oh, damn! I got it on my pants"},
				{"Character":"Krista","Line":"Here, I'll get it. (She grabs a napkin and tries to wipe it up. The\nthing that gets the rest of the gang going is that she's whipping awfully close to his\ncrotch. In fact, she is whipping his crotch. Chandler's about to come out of his chair."},
				{"Character":"Krista","Line":"We'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain's gonna set"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, great"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, great"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, bye! (To the gang.) Oh my God!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That was unbelievable!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That was unbelievable!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, see? I told you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, see? I told you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, wow, sorry Rach"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't believe they're brother and sister"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They're brother and sister!!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"They're brother and sister!!"}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"What?! Why?"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"What?! Why?"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"What?! Why?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond,\nand"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Oh great! That special bond again! Why do women have such a\nproblem with the fact that I'm close with my sister"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on\nhere but let's"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Do-do you, do you have brothers"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Do-do you, do you have brothers"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Do-do you, do you have brothers"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Are you close with them"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Are you close with them"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no, they're not very nice people"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no, they're not very nice people"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So\nwhat if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it\ndoes sort of"},
				{"Character":"Krista","Line":"(calling from the bathroom) Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"(seeing Rachel's shocked look) What"},
				{"Character":"Danny","Line":"(seeing Rachel's shocked look) What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment."}]
			},
		"9":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's\nefforts.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Reading the scene set up.) Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment.\nTwo girls are just hanging out"},
				{"Character":"(Monica and Rachel begin to read from the script","Line":"Monica and Rachel begin to read from the script."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, how are you doing Kelly"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, how are you doing Kelly"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really\nappreciate it"},
				{"Character":"(They both start to read ahead","Line":"They both start to read ahead."},
				{"Character":"(They both start to read ahead","Line":"They both start to read ahead."},
				{"Character":"(They both start to read ahead","Line":"They both start to read ahead."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is disgusting"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is disgusting"},
				{"Character":"(They both throw the scripts in his face","Line":"They both throw the scripts in his face."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm not reading this"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm not reading this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!"}]
			}
}
}
}