startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With Rachel’s Assistant.html.json

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	"Cast":["Mac","C.H.E.E.S.E","Joey","Monica","Chandler","Ross","Rachel","(Phoebe gets up","Phoebe","Hilda","<strong>Man","Tag","Terry","Nurse #1","Nurse #2","Dr. Stryker Ramoray","The Director"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing\nwatching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Mac","Line":"(on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that\ncheerleaders and high explosives don’t mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel,\nChandler, and Monica aren’t amused."},
				{"Character":"C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"You can say that again Mac"},
				{"Character":"Mac","Line":"Well, I couldn’t have done it without you buddy. You’re a genius"},
				{"Character":"C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"Oh yeah? Well then how come I can’t get my VCR to stop\nblinking 12:00"},
				{"Character":"(They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop-motion thing they had at the end of\n<i>ChiPs</i>","Line":"They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop-motion thing they had at the end of\n<i>ChiPs</i>."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think"},
				{"Character":"(They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally.\nFinally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica","Line":"They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally.\nFinally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, it’s your mom.\n(Hands him the phone."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s your mommy. It’s your mommy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s your mommy. It’s your mommy"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s nice"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s nice"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a\nchance to figure out what they’re gonna say."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that was umm…Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that was umm…Okay"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It wasn’t the best"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It wasn’t the best"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That was one of the worse things ever. And not just on TV"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wh-what are we gonna tell him"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wh-what are we gonna tell him"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, the lighting was okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh no you don’t! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I have costumes"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I have costumes"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"And I have costumes"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh great! That means I’m stuck with, \"So, we were watching you\nin there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin’ right here! Whoa!"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What are you gonna do Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don’t know. I don’t know. I can’t lie to him again. Oh\nno I—no! I’m just gonna press my breasts up against him"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And say nothing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And say nothing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And say nothing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah that’s right"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah that’s right"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did\nyou guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It\nwasn’t that good"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Rachel’s New Office, she’s interviewing a potential new assistant,\nHilda.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"That’s right"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"That’s right"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last\nquestion for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’ve never interviewed anyone before. I’ve actually never had\nanyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this\nis-this isn’t the same thing."},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"No dear. It’s not"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"No dear. It’s not"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"No dear. It’s not"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming\nin, it was nice to meet you"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"Thank you! Good meeting you"},
				{"Character":"Hilda","Line":"Thank you! Good meeting you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right. (Hilda exits) I’m a total pro"},
				{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door and a handsome man enters","Line":"There’s a knock on the door and a handsome man enters."},
				{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Hello"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Hello"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Hello"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(seeing him) Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh I’m sorry the models are\nactually down the hall"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Actually, I’m here about the assistant job"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a\nseat there. Umm, so what’s—what is—what’s your name"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Tag Jones"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Tag Jones"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Man","Line":"/strong> Tag Jones"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh, go on"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"That’s it. That’s my whole name"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well\nlet’s-let’s just have a look-see here. (Looking at his resume"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I know I haven’t worked in an office before, and I really don’t\nhave a lot of experience, but uh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh come on, what are you talking about? You’ve got three years\npainting houses. Two whole summers at <i>T.G.I. Friday’s</i>, come on"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"It’s lame, I know. But I’m a goal-oriented person, very eager to\nlearn"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"It’s lame, I know. But I’m a goal-oriented person, very eager to\nlearn"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and\ntakes his picture.) I’m sorry, it’s for human resources, everybody has to do it.\nCould you just stand up please"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, you have an assistant right"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell\nher I am sick"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean\nI’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot\nof experience and then there’s this guy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about him"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about him"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about him"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love him. He’s so pretty I wanna cry! I don’t know what to\ndo. Tell me what to do"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You don’t hire\nan assistant because they’re cute, you hire them because they’re qualified"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh. No, I hear what you’re saying and-and-and that makes a lot\nof sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Let’s see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh… But no! No!\nYou can’t-you can’t hire him, because that—it’s not professional. Umm,\nthis is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay you’re right. I’ll hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect\nfor the job Hilda"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay you’re right. I’ll hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect\nfor the job Hilda"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow!\nDon’t show this to Monica! And don’t tell her about the W-H-Wow"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Rachel’s office, she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters\ncarrying a plant.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! Tag. What are you doing here"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face\nyesterday. And I noticed there aren’t any plants in your office so I wanted to bring\nyou your first… (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Kinda"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Right. So I guess I shouldn’t put \"good at noticing stuff\" on my resume.\n(Sets the plant down on her desk."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh-ohh, thank you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh-ohh, thank you"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Anyway, I’m guessing you hired somebody"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But I hired you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But I hired you"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah! You-you got the job! You’re my new assistant"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I am?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I can’t believe it"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I can’t believe it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs\nand find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey—Ooh, how’s Hilda? Is she working out"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Was she happy you gave her the job"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Was she happy you gave her the job"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, my-my new assistant was very happy that I hired my new assistant"},
				{"Character":"(The phone rings and Joey answers it","Line":"The phone rings and Joey answers it."},
				{"Character":"(The phone rings and Joey answers it","Line":"The phone rings and Joey answers it."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To\nPhoebe and Rachel) It’s the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me\nfor a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next\nweek’s script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like they’re taking it off the\nair? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) We’re not even\nshootin’ them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and\nC.H.E.E.S.E"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry Joey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and\nC.H.E.E.S.E.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today,\nI got nothin’"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well wait a minute, what happened to <i>Days of Our Lives</i>"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What happened"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What happened"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What happened"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What happened"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, why would you do that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, why would you do that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Because they wanted me to audition"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You! An actor?! That’s madness"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You! An actor?! That’s madness"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Terry’s office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Terry"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Joey Tribbiani! I’m surprised your big head could fit through our\nsmall halls! (Gets up) I gotta go Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait! Terry! Wait—Look—Wait I-I… Look, I’m really\nsorry about before. I was an idiot thinking I’m too big to audition for you. You\ngotta give me another chance"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I can’t help you Joey"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I can’t help you Joey"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I can’t help you Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no\nidea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake"},
				{"Character":"[Cut to a hospital room set on the <i>Days of Our Lives</i> stage. Two nurses are\nstanding next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading\nhis chart","Line":"Cut to a hospital room set on the <i>Days of Our Lives</i> stage. Two nurses are\nstanding next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading\nhis chart."},
				{"Character":"Nurse #1","Line":"This poor guy’s been in a coma for five years. It’s\nhopeless"},
				{"Character":"Nurse #2","Line":"It’s not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Ramoray’s a miracle worker.\nLook, here he comes"},
				{"Character":"(Stryker enters, only it’s not Joey playing him","Line":"Stryker enters, only it’s not Joey playing him."},
				{"Character":"(Stryker enters, only it’s not Joey playing him","Line":"Stryker enters, only it’s not Joey playing him."},
				{"Character":"(Stryker enters, only it’s not Joey playing him","Line":"Stryker enters, only it’s not Joey playing him."},
				{"Character":"Dr. Stryker Ramoray","Line":"Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and\nwhispers to him.) Drake, it’s your brother Stryker. Can you hear me"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And cut"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And cut"},
				{"Character":"The Director","Line":"And cut"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(jumping up and removing the bandages) I’m back baby! Ha-ha-ha"}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" Rachel’s office, she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and\nenters.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(noticing him) Hi! (Puts the pictures away."},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Do you have a minute"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Do you have a minute"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well yeah, sure, what’s up"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch…by guys"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh really?"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, did you not want people to know that"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"But I’m not gay. And I especially wouldn’t want you to think I\nwas gay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why’s that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why’s that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why’s that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why’s that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why’s that"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I don’t think I should say"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, you can say. Come on, I don’t want you to feel like you\ncan’t tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down."},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"‘Kay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"‘Kay"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I’d love to ask out your friend Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Pause) Yeah, she’s gay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Pause) Yeah, she’s gay"}]
			}
}
}
}