startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With The Baby Shower.html.json

{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Baby Shower.html":{
	"Cast":["Rachel","Monica","Phoebe","Mrs. Green","","Woman","Ross"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby\nshower.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So what’s the final head count on my baby shower"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event where\nthere’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care,\nas long as my mom’s here"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, your mother"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big\ncoincidence if she was"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget that\nother people"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Neither is mine"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Neither is mine"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, y’know what? Don’t worry, okay? We’ll take care of\nit. We’ll call her. Just go home and get ready"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Please, make sure she comes. It’s really important to me, I mean\nit’s my mom"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. I know, what’s her number"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. I know, what’s her number"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. I know, what’s her number"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs.\nGreen.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If you’re in charge of the invitations why am I\nthe one who has to call her—Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, it’s Monica Geller"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, hello Monica"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but we’ve decided to\nthrow an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I know, my daughter’s told me about it when they received their\nimpromptu invitations a month ago"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please!\nCan you come? It’s today at four"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well all right. I’ll see you at four"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well all right. I’ll see you at four"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. (Hangs up."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. (Hangs up."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Isn’t it at three"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Isn’t it at three"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again."}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Rachel’s baby shower is underway. Monica and Phoebe\nare working in the kitchen.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi\nMrs. Green"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m so glad you could make it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes, thank you so much. And again, we’re so sorry. We could not\nfeel worse about it"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Try. There’s my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Try. There’s my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"She’s still mad"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I know. Isn’t it great? One less person we have to make small\ntalk with"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No look, we’ve apologized twice! I can’t do anymore than that.\nI know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass"},
				{"Character":"[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green","Line":"Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green."},
				{"Character":"[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green","Line":"Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I\ndidn’t know better I’d say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on,\nlet’s get some tea"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your\nnanny yet? Now I don’t want you to use your housekeeper ‘cause it would just\nsplit her focus"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I don’t even have a\nhousekeeper"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I don’t even have a\nhousekeeper"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"It’s like you’re a cave person. Rachel, you must get a\nnanny. You don’t know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a\nbaby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually\nthink I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think that’s your mother’s\ncrazy."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Such a sweet woman"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, however great she was I just can’t afford that"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh Rachel"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I just had the greatest idea! I’m gonna come live with you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wh-wh-what? What"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh, I’m so happy I’m gonna do this for my little girl. Aw,\nlook at you. You have tears in your eyes"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Yes I do"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to\nMonica and Phoebe.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why did you invite my mother?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"For how long"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her\nis taxing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She can’t hear you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She can’t hear you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She can’t hear you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you don’t want your mother to move in with you, just tell\nher"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You’re right. You’re right. I mean I’m about to have a\nbaby, I can tell my mother that I don’t want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh\nmy God! She’s gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you\ndon’t want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Phoebe) This is great! Now she’s gonna be mad at Rachel!\nY’know what? And I’m just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she\nnever had"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! It’s time to\nopen the presents"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens\nshould be from the grandmother of the baby, because you’re the most important person\nin this room. And in the world"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well uh, I don’t have a gift because I wasn’t invited\nuntil the last minute, but thank you so much for bringing that to everyone’s\nattention"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How about you less important people, let’s open your presents"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"How about you less important people, let’s open your presents"},
				{"Character":"(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her","Line":"Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her."},
				{"Character":"(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her","Line":"Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mom that’s okay that you didn’t get you a gift"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Sweetheart I know you’re gonna be terrific mom, I just think\nyou need a little help, especially at the beginning"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But mom, I really know what I’m doing. I can handle this"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But mom, I really know what I’m doing. I can handle this"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Really? Remember Twinkles"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Really? Remember Twinkles"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, come on Rach it’s present time! Y’know you’re the\nglue that’s holding this whole party together. It’s kinda falling apart here"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh look"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is from your friend at work"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (She’s holding an item\nwith a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube and\nbottle connected the yellow part.) Wait a minute. That can’t be right. Is that a beer\nbong for a baby"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Darling, that’s a breast pump"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Darling, that’s a breast pump"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow!\nWhat’s this"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s a diaper genie"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s a diaper genie"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s a diaper genie"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, it dispenses clean diapers"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"No! It’s where you put the dirty ones"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that’s gross, why don’t you just take it outside and\nthrow it in a dumpster"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh you’re gonna do that ten times a day"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh you’re gonna do that ten times a day"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian\nfood?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No dear, that’s what babies do"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No dear, that’s what babies do"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you’re\ntrotting out to the garbage ten times a day"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know, I’d leave it on the changing table? (Everyone\ngasps.) What?! What’d I do? What’d I do?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You can’t leave a baby alone"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You can’t leave a baby alone"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You can’t leave a baby alone"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh come—(Stutters)—Of course I know that. I mean of course you\nnever leave a baby alone! I mean who would—she wouldn’t be safe as she would be\nwith me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Y’know what? I think opening the presents\nright now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, I’m just gonna maybe\nopen them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts,\nand this basket is beautiful"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s actually a bassinet."},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"It’s actually a bassinet."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay mommy, don’t ever leave me. (Hugs her."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs.\nGreen have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So umm, you’re gonna stay with me as long as I need you"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Of course I am"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Of course I am"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh mom, I swear I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all kinds of books\non pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn’t think to read the part about what\nto do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The baby’s coming and I\ndon’t know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"No. Sweetie, you’re gonna be fine. (Starts to get up."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"I’m going to the bathroom"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Now don’t worry! Everything’s gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel\nwhile she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the\nhugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and\nglares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering, out of breath) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering, out of breath) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I just Bamboozled Chandler! (Flexes in victory while everyone stares at\nhim.) Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not if you were here"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not if you were here"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(excited) A <i>Play-Dough</i> Barber Shop"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(excited) A <i>Play-Dough</i> Barber Shop"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. She’s going to live with us for eight weeks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, what"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! She’s gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. (Sees that\nRoss isn’t happy."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What—You’re not serious. I mean she’s a very nice woman,\nbut there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. She’ll drive us totally crazy"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"(entering from bathroom) Hi Ross"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"(entering from bathroom) Hi Ross"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby\nproof his apartment.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"…and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought\nthey might be more at home in the garage"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well we…we don’t have a garage"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Did I say garage? I meant garbage"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Did I say garage? I meant garbage"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, it’s not absolutely vital that\nyou live with us"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well Rachel needs help with the baby"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I do. I really do. I don’t know anything"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I do. I really do. I don’t know anything"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m-I’m sure that’s not true"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, not a thing"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s frightening"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s frightening"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well uh, y’know what? Even if she doesn’t know anything, I do! I\nhave a son. And his mother and I didn’t live together, and whenever he was with me I\ntook care of him all the time, by myself"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"That’s true. You do have another child"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"That’s true. You do have another child"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"With another woman. Have you no control Ross"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That’s a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I\nwill be there to…to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want\nto do all those things"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Well then you really don’t need me to live with you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes! Yes, you’re gonna be so missed"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes! Yes, you’re gonna be so missed"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You’re gonna be a great father"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"You’re gonna be a great father"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello?! I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way.\nYou’ll—you’re gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesn’t believe that.) Hey!\nYou will! Uh look, y’know when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled\nhelpless little girl who-who still used daddy’s credit card. Do you remember"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I hope you’re going somewhere with this"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I hope you’re going somewhere with this"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look at you! What—You’re-you’re this big executive! You are\nmuch more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt you’re gonna\nbe an incredible mother."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m telling you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m telling you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you. (Hugs him."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you. (Hugs him."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"All right you two, I’m gonna get going"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up."},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. I’ll let myself out.\nIt’s like I’m not here, which I almost wasn’t"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) You’re still so funny. You’re so funny. (To Phoebe)\nWhat do I do"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and she’s\nbeen nothing but terrible to you. And don’t forget you just threw her daughter\na lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasn’t even thanked you for\nit"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y’know what? You’re-you’re right"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y’know what? You’re-you’re right"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y’know what? You’re-you’re right"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y’know what? You’re-you’re right"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, I’d tell her off"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica\nfollows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without\nsaying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent\nthing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasn’t on purpose! But what\nyou’re during to me now is just plain spiteful"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Green","Line":"Spiteful?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s right! Maybe it’s time you took a good hard look at a\nmirror young lady…old lady…lady"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So whenever you’re ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you.\nGood day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned\nMrs. Green.) I can’t feel my legs"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You were fantastic! I’m so proud of you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You were fantastic! I’m so proud of you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah? I’m proud of me too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah? I’m proud of me too"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should be"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You should be"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You got it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs.\nGreen.) Mrs. Green! Okay I’m really sorry!! I’m apologizing for the—(She\ntrips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but I’m still\nreally sorry"}]
			}
}
}
}