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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Engagement Picture.html":{
"Cast":["Chandler","Monica","Phoebe","Rachel","Tag","Melissa","Joey","Ross","Kyle","(Kyle and Whitney enter","Whitney"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of\npictures as Chandler enters.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats the matter"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats the matter"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh Willies still alive"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh Willies still alive"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys doing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in\nthe local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oooh, Im afraid that does not exist"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oooh, Im afraid that does not exist"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats not true, there are great pictures of us"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy whos\ngoing like this… (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth,\nthis shall be known as The Face."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the <i>Statue\nof Liberty</i>"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I dont know what it is, I just cant take a good picture"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I dont know what it is, I just cant take a good picture"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(looking at one) Oh, heres a great one"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(looking at one) Oh, heres a great one"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, Im not in that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know, but look at me: all tan"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know, but look at me: all tan"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, why dont you guys go get portraits done by a professional\nphotographer"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines!\nYknow… (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah thats great! Next to that, Chandler wont look so\nstupid"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler what do you say"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler what do you say"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler what do you say"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, but I should warn you, Im not going. Im going.\n(Does The Face while saying that last part."}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not\ndoing his sit-ups.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, no sit-ups today Tag"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I just did them"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"I just did them"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, well drop and give me ten more"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Yeah, I filled them out last night"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Yeah, I filled them out last night"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, great could you make me four copies of those"},
{"Character":"(He gets up to make the copies leaving Rachel alone with his stuff. She notices his\nsweater in his backpack and holds it up to her nose as Melissa, a coworker, walks up","Line":"He gets up to make the copies leaving Rachel alone with his stuff. She notices his\nsweater in his backpack and holds it up to her nose as Melissa, a coworker, walks up."},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Hey Rachel"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Hey Rachel"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Hey Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about\nto umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like\ndried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack."},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Umm, is Tag here"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Umm, is Tag here"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Umm, is Tag here"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Why"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Why"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Well, weve been flirting back and forth, but I was hoping that\ntonight it would turn into something a little more than that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This aint a locker room, okay?\nBut, yknow I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Oh no"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. All right, back to work"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack"},
{"Character":"Melissa","Line":"Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but\nI will call your supervisor"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot\non his shirt.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Joey! What are you doing here"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce\nall over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got\nan extra one"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, sure. Umm…here. (Hands him one."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, sure. Umm…here. (Hands him one."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not <i>Ralph\nLauren</i>"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I dont think so Joe"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I dont think so Joe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I guess this will be fine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothing, why"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothing, why"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothing, why"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothing, why"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go\nout on a date with a dude"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im not asking you to go on a date with him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Im not asking you to go on a date with him"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? Cause I could kinda use the money"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have\nany guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really\nappreciate it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) Ooh—Hey, donuts"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. (He grabs a jelly donut, takes a bite, and guess what he spills all\nover himself. He tries to clean it up and smears it all over the shirt."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, \"I love you and\nthats why I have to kill you."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make\nyour bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Do you really want to pull at that thread"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Do you really want to pull at that thread"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe enters with Hums While He Pees also known as Kyle","Line":"Phoebe enters with Hums While He Pees also known as Kyle."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Im having a really good time"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Im having a really good time"},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your\nneck"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh. No thats okay, hes a friend"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh. No thats okay, hes a friend"},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have\nthese two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I… Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so\nId just be lost"},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"I know its really lame, but I got these tickets from\nmy boss and—Oh no! No! No! My God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, dont freak out. Ill go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, dont freak out. Ill go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, dont freak out. Ill go"},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"No its… Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I\ncannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I know. Hold on. (She walks over to the couch.) Hey Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there,\nnow do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. (She\nholds up the tickets that Kyle gave her."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it.\nBut just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Good morning"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh thats nice"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh thats nice"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wo-women? You mean like old women"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wo-women? You mean like old women"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Well kinda old, like 30"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Pause) Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Pause) Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Pause) Oh"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like\n20 phone numbers last night"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thats great! Wow man, so Joey mustve really taught you some\nstuff huh"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"A little"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"A little"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"A little"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"A little"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"A little"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"(A beautiful women walks up","Line":"A beautiful women walks up."},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"(To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I dont know. You uh, you got something for me"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel"},
{"Character":"(He hands Joey the bag and he quickly counts its contents","Line":"He hands Joey the bag and he quickly counts its contents."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as too many women"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Tag","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, for you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, for you"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay—and F.Y.I\nshe mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his\nresponse to each one was, \"I dont give a tiny rats ass."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah well, maybe she shouldve spent a little less time decorating\nand a little more time in the bedroom"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe\nthats just because I am not emotionally unavailable"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You think hes emotionally unavailable"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You think hes emotionally unavailable"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You think hes emotionally unavailable"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think he can be"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think he can be"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I think he can be"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, maybe he wouldnt be if she didnt bring the office home\nevery night"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve\n1997"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That\nwas three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(gets up and starts to leave) We want the last six years back!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(gets up and starts to leave) We want the last six years back!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.)\nIm sorry you had to see that"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now theyre not\ntalking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"My God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish\nin bed, hows Whitney"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well maybe she wouldnt have to be selfish in bed if someone else\nknew where everything was"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh he knows! (Quietly) For the most part"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh he knows! (Quietly) For the most part"},
{"Character":"(Kyle and Whitney enter","Line":"Kyle and Whitney enter."},
{"Character":"(Kyle and Whitney enter","Line":"Kyle and Whitney enter."},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"Oh hey! Good, youre both here"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"We kinda need to talk"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"We kinda need to talk"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Both of you together"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Both of you together"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wh-whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wh-whats up"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and\nwe got to reminiscing"},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"…we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason\nwe were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So…\n(Pause"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh just say it Kyle"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh just say it Kyle"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh just say it Kyle"},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"Were gonna give it another try"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What about her whining and her constant need for attention?"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"Im gonna work on that"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"Im gonna work on that"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"Im gonna work on that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh right, because youre so capable of change"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Whitney) Yknow, he hums when he pees"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"I do know"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"I do know"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"I do know"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"I do know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever"},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"Were so sorry. (They get up to leave."},
{"Character":"Whitney","Line":"Were so sorry. (They get up to leave."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thats all right, we-we dont need you. In fact, hey Im\nover it already"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass"},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave."},
{"Character":"Kyle","Line":"Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about\nher. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a\nlittle"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Yknow, he hums while he does other stuff to"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Yknow, he hums while he does other stuff to"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, we're better off without them"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let\nhim in your sad mens club"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Divorced mens club"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Divorced mens club"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Divorced mens club"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Potato, Potaato. (Shes pronounces potato with the both the short\nand long As."}]
}
}
}
}