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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Secret Closet.html":{
"Cast":["Monica","Phoebe","Chandler","Joey","Dr. Long","Rachel","Ross"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monicas door.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey,\nwhats up"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I left my guitar here again"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, okay. No problem"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, okay. No problem"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Here you go"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Here you go"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Great! Umm…(Monica closes the door again and Phoebe knocks again."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So do you want to hang out or something"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh are you and Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh are you and Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh are you and Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Exactly"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Exactly"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey Pheebs, whats up"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey Pheebs, whats up"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing"},
{"Character":"(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from\nanother woman","Line":"Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from\nanother woman."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, I can explain"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You told me you hate massages"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You told me you hate massages"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Buy stamps, pick up dry cleaning…Dont let Phoebe in"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I cant believe this! How long as this been going on"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well umm, Alexandra has been"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well umm, Alexandra has been"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, it has a name"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, it has a name"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, it has a name"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, dont get upset"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay—Oop! Too late! Im leaving! Come on Chandler lets\ngo! (She storms out."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, Phoebe I thought Id—(Off Phoebes\nlook)—Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe."}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler\nenters.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey babe"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they\ndont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who says you cant get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks?\nMaybe we can take it back"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How about to the street say from the balcony"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How about to the street say from the balcony"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why dont we just find a place for it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why dont we just find a place for it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. How about in that cabinet"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely\nforgotten everything you learned at orientation"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the\nbathroom."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and\nrelax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.)\nIts locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No reason. I-I keep private things in there"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No reason. I-I keep private things in there"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never\nseen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Feminine stuff"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Feminine stuff"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Feminine stuff"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me\nyou-youll let it go"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Fine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you! (He tries the door again and Monica glares at him."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(walking casually away) Love you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(walking casually away) Love you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like\nthree years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said,\n\"If it helps!\" (Goes to the bedroom."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why wont you let me massage you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why wont you let me massage you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well its…I mean Id just—Id be\nself-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thats different, we were roommates! And when?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Im curious about the human body"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But Im a professional! And Im really good! Look, if\nyoure uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, if it means that much to you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, if it means that much to you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, if it means that much to you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking?\nOr-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Dinosaurs"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Dinosaurs"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Dinosaurs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Potato, potaato."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Potato, potaato."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Phoebe's Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(calling from her room) Are you under the sheet"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe turns on some music and grabs some oil","Line":"Phoebe turns on some music and grabs some oil."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(in a soothing voice) Great, lets begin. (She starts the massage.)\nHows the pressure"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Stating the obvious, but thank you. And its not weird is it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No. Ooohh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No. Ooohh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No. Ooohh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No. Ooohh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thats right, you just enjoy"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(in a sexy voice) Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(getting uncomfortable) Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(getting uncomfortable) Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats\nit! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh… (Covers both\nears and continues the massage with her elbows."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the\ndoctor.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! So"},
{"Character":"Dr. Long","Line":"Shes fine. Shes experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions,\nmild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it youve had one of these Braxton\nthingies"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So but everything is normal"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So but everything is normal"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So but everything is normal"},
{"Character":"Dr. Long","Line":"Absolutely"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And-and theres no danger to her and the baby"},
{"Character":"Dr. Long","Line":"No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they\nare, but shes fine"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so\nnice and calm"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my\nlife"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my\nlife"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But wait you said everything was gonna be okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But I—But everything is okay. Im fine"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You sure?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You sure?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You sure?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You sure?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus\nthough. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(seeing Ross) Oh hey-hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(seeing Ross) Oh hey-hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(rushes in) Is everything okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(rushes in) Is everything okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, everythings fine"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women dont even feel them"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, no uterus, no opinion"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, no uterus, no opinion"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey uh, whats with the candy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh when you beeped me I was on line at the concession stand at the movie\ntheater"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh you went to the movies by yourself"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh you went to the movies by yourself"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No I—Mona"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No I—Mona"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No I—Mona"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I gotta go back in there"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? Why? Whats wrong"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? Why? Whats wrong"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, everythings fine. I just gotta go back"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No really, you tell me whats up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No really, you tell me whats up"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Joey) So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big\ndeal"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big\ndeal"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad"},
{"Character":"Dr. Long","Line":"(To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information\non Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by\nbringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy! (Grabs Ross around the shoulders.) He\nbrought <i>Twizlers</i>"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no, I got that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no, I got that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So umm, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Okay but you should know though, Ive raised my rates to $200\nan hour"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I mean $500"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I mean $500"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"600"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"600"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"600"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats going on"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whats going on"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What? (Laughs."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What? (Laughs."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to\nhurt you and it just spurred you on"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I\nmake"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God!\nOhh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?!\n(Pause) I mean hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my—This is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get\nmassaged again"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my—This is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get\nmassaged again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I\nhave, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again.\nCome back and-and well work through it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you sure"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you sure"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you sure"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I guess"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I guess"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Great! Okay, if youll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you\nhear something you liked"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet\ndoor to get it open.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Not to shabby, I got this all off myself…using my wifes\ntools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the\ngreen door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughs) Youre messy"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughs) Youre messy"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh no! You werent supposed to see this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I married Fred Sanford"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I married Fred Sanford"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No Chandler, you dont understand! (Chandler starts singing the\ntheme for <i>Sanford and Son</i>, an old TV show starring Redd Fox.) Okay! Okay! Okay!\nFine! Now you know. Okay? Im yknow…Im sick"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because\nyoure organized, I love you in spite of that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really? You promise you wont tell anyone"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really? You promise you wont tell anyone"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around\ncan we, can we share the closet"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well…its just umm…Im afraid you might mess it up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well…its just umm…Im afraid you might mess it up"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Phoebe's Apartment, Phoebe is giving Monica another massage.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohhh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thats it. Just relax"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh. Oh! Ohh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh. Oh! Ohh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh. Oh! Ohh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on more"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on more"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, you like that dont you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah right there"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah right there"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You want it there? You take it there baby"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes\ndoing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this\nagain"}]
}
}
}
}