startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion.html.json

{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion.html":{
	"Cast":["Chandler","Monica","All","Rachel","Joey","Billy Crystal","Robin Williams","Billy","Robin","[cut back to the gang","Phoebe","Ross","[cut to Billy and Robi","[cut to the gan","Doug","Hoshi","Pete","","Phil","Stevens","TV Announcer"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called\nSample? And ah, as you’re driving into town there’s-there’s like a sign,\nand it says “You’re in Sample.” (He says it like urine sample."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Hey!"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How’d it go with Pete?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Tell us"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Tell us"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Tell us"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Tell us"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You’re not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over.."},
				{"Character":"[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. They’re both names you’ve already\nheard. One’s Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from <i>City Slickers</i>.\nThe other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from <i>Mrs. Doubtfire</i>","Line":"Two guys walk over and interrupt her. They’re both names you’ve already\nheard. One’s Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from <i>City Slickers</i>.\nThe other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from <i>Mrs. Doubtfire</i>."},
				{"Character":"Billy Crystal","Line":"I’m sorry. Ex-excuse us. I’m sorry, it’s a little\ncrowded. Do you mind if we... (motions to the couch"},
				{"Character":"Robin Williams","Line":"Yeah, could you scooch"},
				{"Character":"Robin Williams","Line":"Yeah, could you scooch"},
				{"Character":"Robin Williams","Line":"Yeah, could you scooch"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Yeah, move over just a little bit."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down","Line":"Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down."},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"Keep on scooching"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"Keep on scooching"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"Keep on scooching"},
				{"Character":"[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete’","Line":"cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete’s"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm.."},
				{"Character":"(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them","Line":"Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them."},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"Why? Why?! What’s wrong with me?"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"Why? Why?! What’s wrong with me?"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"What’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"What’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"What’s the matter"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"I have a feelin’... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist"},
				{"Character":"(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked","Line":"The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked."},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"How do you know"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"How do you know"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"How do you know"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"Well y'know, he’s got access"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"Y'know it’s that feeling you get, y'know"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Like when you go bowling and you know you’re in somebody else’s\nshoes"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"That’s the one"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"That’s the one"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"That’s the one"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"That’s the one"},
				{"Character":"[cut back to the gang","Line":"cut back to the gang."},
				{"Character":"[cut back to the gang","Line":"cut back to the gang."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, so, so you went to Pete’s.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What happened"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What happened"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Robin is speaking loudly again) I.."},
				{"Character":"[cut to Billy and Robi","Line":"cut to Billy and Robin"},
				{"Character":"[cut to Billy and Robi","Line":"cut to Billy and Robin"},
				{"Character":"[cut to Billy and Robi","Line":"cut to Billy and Robin"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"Why is this happening to me?! I don’t know, maybe it’s my\nwound"},
				{"Character":"[cut to the gan","Line":"cut to the gang"},
				{"Character":"[cut to the gan","Line":"cut to the gang"},
				{"Character":"[cut to the gan","Line":"cut to the gang"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"So it’s-it’s not heeled yet"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"So it’s-it’s not heeled yet"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"No-no, it’s ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the\ncream? Is there any—Oh, there’s the cream"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Thomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me, and\nnobody else"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"What is it, Tim"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"What is it, Tim"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"What is it, Tim"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"It’s me, I’ve been sleeping with your wife"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Billy) So you’re the gynaecologist"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Billy) So you’re the gynaecologist"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"(to Joey) Hey, I’m trying to have a private conversation! Is that\nokay?"},
				{"Character":"Robin","Line":"(starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you\nplease hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would\nyou--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy)\nAnd you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You\nare a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Thomas, come back here! (they both leave"},
				{"Character":"Billy","Line":"Thomas, come back here! (they both leave"},
				{"Character":"[cut to the gang, they’re all stunne","Line":"cut to the gang, they’re all stunned"},
				{"Character":"[cut to the gang, they’re all stunne","Line":"cut to the gang, they’re all stunned"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So Monica, what were you gonna tell us"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(pause) I have no idea"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(pause) I have no idea"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler’s office, he is just finishing a meeting with his boss.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"So thanks for the warm welcome. It’s good to have you guys on my\nteam, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, let’s go out there and get\n‘em! Huh? And remember, there is no ‘I’ in team"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, but there’s two in martini, soo everybody back to my\noffice"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"(to Chandler) You! Chuckles! What’s your name"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"(to Chandler) You! Chuckles! What’s your name"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh it’s Bing, sir. I’m sorry , I was just ah.."},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to\nleave) This team is about hard work, but it’s also about having fun. Good to have you\naboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked."}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his\ntrainer, Hoshi.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Hoshi","Line":"You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I\ncall your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I told you, we’re adding new operators all the time. Could we\nconcentrate on my training"},
				{"Character":"Hoshi","Line":"It’s just hard when I know I have e-mail I can’t get!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey"},
				{"Character":"Hoshi","Line":"All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this\nah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I don’t want\nyou to get hurt, ‘cause I kinda like you"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Oh, believe me, I don’t want to get hurt either. I’m being smart\nabout this. See these guys? They’re the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here\nused to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be\na house painter"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Promise me you’ll be careful"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Promise me you’ll be careful"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Promise me you’ll be careful"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I promise"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I promise"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I promise"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I promise"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, are we still on for tonight"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, good, ‘cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout\nof our own.."},
				{"Character":"Hoshi","Line":"No! No boom-boom before big fight"},
				{"Character":"Hoshi","Line":"No! No boom-boom before big fight"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How ‘bout just a boom"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler’s office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss\napproaches.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read\nyour Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides\nover making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler\ngoes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of\nChandler’s co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to his co-workers) What is with him"},
				{"Character":"Phil","Line":"With him? You’re is favourite, you’re his guy"},
				{"Character":"Stevens","Line":"We never get smacked"},
				{"Character":"Stevens","Line":"We never get smacked"},
				{"Character":"Stevens","Line":"We never get smacked"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, that’s not true, he-he smacked you once"},
				{"Character":"Phil","Line":"Not on purpose, he ricocheted of you and got me"},
				{"Character":"Stevens","Line":"I’m telling you, I need some smacks. I got a kid starting\nDartmouth in the fall"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"(coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth\nsucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No sir"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No sir"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No sir"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No sir"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No sir"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No sir"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No sir"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"There you go. (smacks him on the butt"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! (she sits down next to him) It’s me. Mon-i-ca! Can I just tell\nyou how proud I am of you"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant “You suck!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now\nyou can just look back at this thing with no regrets"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"What, look back"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"What, look back"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"What, look back"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"What, look back"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, you’re not gonna get going are you"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, no. But.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, no. But.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, no. But.."},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Well I’m not gonna stop until I’m the Ultimate Fighting\nChampion"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That guy stood on your neck until you passed out"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think\nit just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad’s garage,\nthere was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I\nlearned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You didn’t know that already"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You didn’t know that already"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You didn’t know that already"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Look, I’m gonna get better. Okay? I promise you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, just get a lot better. (pause) Fast"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, just get a lot better. (pause) Fast"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have\naffected my concentration"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. That-that was the problem"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. That-that was the problem"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler’s office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt\nsmacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"(turning around) Bing! You got those numbers for me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, I ah, I didn’t do them"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, I ah, I didn’t do them"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh, you forgot"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh, you forgot"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, no I just ah, didn’t do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a\ncouple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly don’t deserve any praise,\nverbal or otherwise"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Well, I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home, Tapanzi\nBridge never looked smaller. (laughs) That’s okay, you’re still my number one\nguy! (slaps him on the butt) Bing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Doug!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Doug!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Doug!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Doug!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Doug!"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Hmm"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Hmm"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Hmm"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express\nyourself"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh, is it the swearing? I mean is it the constant swearing? Because I\ngotta tell ya, if it is, you can just... kiss my ass"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, no. It-it’s not about the swearing, it’s more about ah,\nthe way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s\njust that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all\nthe other guys jealous"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Well, say no more. Y'know it takes guts to bring this up. Bing!\nYou’re okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (he starts to leave"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (he starts to leave"},
				{"Character":"Doug","Line":"Ha! (goes to smack him on the butt, but stops, faking Chandler out)\nAhhhhhhh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahhhhh! (walks out, imitating shooting himself in the head"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and\ngasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"It’s okay, it’s not as bad as it looks, it’s a precaution.\nAh, I’m not supposed to move my spine"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Please tell me you’re stopping now"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I’m fine! I’d fight tonight, if they’d let me. (stands up\nand starts swinging his arms) See this circle I’m marking off here? This is my zone\nof terror"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You are insane! You-you gotta give this up"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You are insane! You-you gotta give this up"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"I can’t until I’m the ultimate fighter. I will do it. I’m\ntelling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or\nSuperman. Now, I’m not saying I could beat Superman, but y'know, kids are stupid"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at\nthis! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right\nforearm, and a severely bruised Adam’s Apple, but that really hurt"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt\nyourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you’re gonna have to do it\nwithout me"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Well if you’re asking me to quit, then you’re asking me to be\nsomeone I’m not. I’ve got to do this"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Well if you’re asking me to quit, then you’re asking me to be\nsomeone I’m not. I’ve got to do this"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Then I’ve gotta go. Bye. (kisses him and starts to walk out"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Mon-Monica"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Mon-Monica"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Mon-Monica"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes"},
				{"Character":"Pete","Line":"Could you leave a note? ‘Cause I’m on a lot of pain killers now,\nand I don’t know if I’ll remember this tomorrow. (She leaves."}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in\nthe kitchen, not watching.",
			"lines":[
				{"Character":"TV Announcer","Line":"Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, he’s\njust trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just.."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Run! Run you crazy, rich freak"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I can’t watch this. (turns her eyes away"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Check it out, he’s winning! (to Monica) Pete’s winning"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Check it out, he’s winning! (to Monica) Pete’s winning"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-o-o!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-o-o!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-o-o!"},
				{"Character":"TV Announcer","Line":"Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his\nfavourite area"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Oh! Oh! (they all recoil in horror"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Oh! Oh! (they all recoil in horror"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, if that’s his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn’t\nwant to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete can’t"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen"}]
			}
}
}
}