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{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Two Parts, part 1.html":{
"Cast":["Chandler","Joey","Ursula","Chandler and Joey","","Woman","Teacher","Ross","Carol","Susan","[Scene ","Helen","Nina","Ross and Susan","Monica","Rachel","Rachel and Chandler","Mr.Heckles","Phoebe","Soothing male voice","[Scene 13","(Joey nods his head","Monica and Rachel"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Rifts Restaurant, as seen in <i>Mad About You</i>, Joey and Chandler are\nthere.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"This is unbelievable. Its been like a half an hour. If this was a\ncartoon, youd be looking like a ham right about now"},
{"Character":"(Ursula Buffay, Phoebes identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her\ninimitable manner","Line":"Ursula Buffay, Phoebes identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her\ninimitable manner."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss"},
{"Character":"(Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming\nfrom","Line":"Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming\nfrom."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Its Phoebe! Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Its Phoebe! Hi"},
{"Character":"(Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes over","Line":"Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes over."},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hi. Okay, will that be all"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hi. Okay, will that be all"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, \"Excuse me, hello\nMiss,\" so now Im here"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no... how come you are working here"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no... how come you are working here"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Right, yeah, cause its close to where I live, and the aprons are\nreally cute"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can we start over"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can we start over"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can we start over"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah. Okay great. Im gonna be over here. (She wanders away."},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"No, no, no"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"No, no, no"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"No, no, no"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" The Lamaze class, several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing\nthemselves to the teacher, whos got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol,\nand Susan.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and\nwere having a boy, and a girl"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Good for you. Alrighty, next"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Good for you. Alrighty, next"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err\nah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh,\n(points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols,\njust, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent\nuntil) ..whos next"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Im sorry, I didnt get... Susan is"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Im sorry, I didnt get... Susan is"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend.."},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Life partner"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Life partner"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like buddies"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like buddies"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like buddies"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Like lovers"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Like lovers"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know how close women can get"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know how close women can get"},
{"Character":"(The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each other\naffectionately","Line":"The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each other\naffectionately."},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Susan and I live together"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Susan and I live together"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Although I was married to her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Although I was married to her"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, not me"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, not me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Err, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Err, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Err, right"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Its a little complicated"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Its a little complicated"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"But were fine"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"But were fine"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah!\nThats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch"},
{"Character":"[Scene ","Line":"Chandler's Office, Chandler is working."},
{"Character":"[Scene ","Line":"Chandler's Office, Chandler is working."},
{"Character":"(Helens buzzer is heard on the intercom, so Chandler presses his button, too","Line":"Helens buzzer is heard on the intercom, so Chandler presses his button, too."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And (he imitates the buzzer) to you too, Helen"},
{"Character":"Helen","Line":"(Over the intercom) Nina Bookbinder is here to see you"},
{"Character":"Helen","Line":"(Over the intercom) Nina Bookbinder is here to see you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay. Send her in"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay. Send her in"},
{"Character":"(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy\nfrom a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the\ndoor","Line":"He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy\nfrom a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the\ndoor."},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi, Nina. Come on in"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi, Nina. Come on in"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"You wanted to see me"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"You wanted to see me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little\nthing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Which is bad, because"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Which is bad, because"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Which is bad, because"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Your... excuse me"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Your... excuse me"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Your... excuse me"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"WENUS. (Coughs) Weekly Estimated Net.."},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Oh, Net Usage Statistics, right. Gotcha, gotcha. Wont happen again. I\nwouldnt want to do anything to hurt your... \"wenus."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just\nfinished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins\npretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency\nsurgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sorry"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the\ninformation"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know\nwhats going on"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know\nwhats going on"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Oh, good. Thisll be fun"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing\nexercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be\nsupporting Mummys head"},
{"Character":"(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down","Line":"Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down."},
{"Character":"(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down","Line":"Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down."},
{"Character":"Ross and Susan","Line":"What? What? What"},
{"Character":"Ross and Susan","Line":"What? What? What"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I am supposed to be the mommy"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I am supposed to be the mommy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, Im gonna play my sperm card one more time"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Look, I dont see why I should have to miss out on the coaching\ntraining just because Im a woman"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I see. So what do you propose to do"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I see. So what do you propose to do"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I see. So what do you propose to do"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I will flip you for it"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I will flip you for it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"(Triumphantly) On your back... Mom"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"(Triumphantly) On your back... Mom"},
{"Character":"(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the\nother fathers","Line":"Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the\nother fathers."},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing breath"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing breath"},
{"Character":"(Forgetting herself, Susan does the "Mommy" action with Ross","Line":"Forgetting herself, Susan does the \"Mommy\" action with Ross."},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower"},
{"Character":"(Ross comes out of character to glare into the distance","Line":"Ross comes out of character to glare into the distance."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler's Office, later that day, Nina is in his office.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nina? Nina. (He goes around his desk to where she is sitting.) Nina. (In\npain) Nina"},
{"Character":"(She sympathetically reaches out to fondle the inner thigh of his left leg","Line":"She sympathetically reaches out to fondle the inner thigh of his left leg."},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I\ncalled you in here today was, err... please dont hate me"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"(Taking her hand away) What"},
{"Character":"Nina","Line":"(Taking her hand away) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime"},
{"Character":"(Nina gasps in surprise and relief","Line":"Nina gasps in surprise and relief."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is watching a Spanish version\nof The Waltons. At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and\nChandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"(Phoebe uses the remote to stop the Spanish by turning off the television","Line":"Phoebe uses the remote to stop the Spanish by turning off the television."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she\ndoesnt have a job yet"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you still havent taken down the Christmas lights"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you still havent taken down the Christmas lights"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest\nargument"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Im just trying to find the right moment, you know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating.\n(Imitating men at their worst) \"Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a\nquickie before I go to work?"},
{"Character":"(Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag","Line":"Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag."},
{"Character":"(Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag","Line":"Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel and Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel and Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"(There is a loud knocking at the door through which Joey has just entered","Line":"There is a loud knocking at the door through which Joey has just entered."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ill get it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ill get it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ill get it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ill get it"},
{"Character":"(She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair to\nfollow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there","Line":"She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair to\nfollow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles"},
{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"Youre doing it again"},
{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"Youre doing it again"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking,\nquietly"},
{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You dont even have cats"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You dont even have cats"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You dont even have cats"},
{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"I could have cats"},
{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"I could have cats"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well try to keep it down"},
{"Character":"(The wool-bound trio returns to the table. Rachel has to rush ahead to avoid becoming\ntangled. Joey brings the shopping bag over to Phoebe, and takes out a nice cardigan","Line":"The wool-bound trio returns to the table. Rachel has to rush ahead to avoid becoming\ntangled. Joey brings the shopping bag over to Phoebe, and takes out a nice cardigan."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make\nsure it fits"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in\nher lap) ..oh, this is really.."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, no no no. Its for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, no no no. Its for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh... Sure, yeah... (disgustedly dropping the cardigan back into the bag)\n..okay, it fits"},
{"Character":"(The others have been taking all this in","Line":"The others have been taking all this in."},
{"Character":"(The others have been taking all this in","Line":"The others have been taking all this in."},
{"Character":"(The others have been taking all this in","Line":"The others have been taking all this in."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you seein her again tonight"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you seein her again tonight"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep. Ice Capades"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep. Ice Capades"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind\nof capade"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I dont know. I like her, you know. Shes different. Theres\nuh, somethin about her"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knitting\ncircle) we get it. You like her. Great"},
{"Character":"(The circle freezes in apprehension","Line":"The circle freezes in apprehension."},
{"Character":"(The circle freezes in apprehension","Line":"The circle freezes in apprehension."},
{"Character":"(The circle freezes in apprehension","Line":"The circle freezes in apprehension."},
{"Character":"(The circle freezes in apprehension","Line":"The circle freezes in apprehension."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, well, maybe now its not okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, well, maybe now its not okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay... Well maybe now Im not okay with it not being okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"(An embarrassed silence... finally broken b","Line":"An embarrassed silence... finally broken by"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Knit, good woman, knit, knit"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Knit, good woman, knit, knit"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Lamaze class, Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susans lap, but now\nCarol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap. The teacher is\nshowing her class a video, which is about to end.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Soothing male voice","Line":"..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the\nmiracle of birth"},
{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Lights please? And thats having a baby. Next week is our final\nclass"},
{"Character":"(People start getting up. Ross grabs Carols doll to hold it upside down like a\nfootball, slapping it with his other hand","Line":"People start getting up. Ross grabs Carols doll to hold it upside down like a\nfootball, slapping it with his other hand."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
{"Character":"(Susan just glares back, as Rosss inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a\nbubble is about to burst..","Line":"Susan just glares back, as Rosss inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a\nbubble is about to burst..."},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"This is impossible. Its just impossible"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"What is, honey"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"What is, honey"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"What is, honey"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"What is, honey"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just\ngonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"(screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know?&nbsp; No one's going up to you and\nsaying, \"Hi, is that your nostril?&nbsp; Mind if we push this <strong>pot roast\nthrough it</strong>?"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath"},
{"Character":"(Both women gulp in air. Ross looks at his "football," then manipulates the\nhead &amp; limbs back into place, until it resembles what it represents","Line":"Both women gulp in air. Ross looks at his \"football,\" then manipulates the\nhead &amp; limbs back into place, until it resembles what it represents."},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one\nday, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives"},
{"Character":"(Ross is staring blankly into space","Line":"Ross is staring blankly into space."},
{"Character":"(Ross is staring blankly into space","Line":"Ross is staring blankly into space."},
{"Character":"(Ross is staring blankly into space","Line":"Ross is staring blankly into space."},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I mean, thats what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross"},
{"Character":"[Scene 13","Line":"Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, who\nin a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im gonna be a father"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im gonna be a father"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im gonna be a father"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"This is just occurring to you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"This is just occurring to you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I always knew I was havin a baby, I just never realised the baby was\nhaving me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aw, how can you say that? I cant even get Marcel to stop eating the\nbath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and\nbabies are actually different"},
{"Character":"(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave","Line":"Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave."},
{"Character":"(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave","Line":"Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave."},
{"Character":"(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave","Line":"Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wherere you going"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"With"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"With"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"With"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Spreading his arms wide) Yes"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Spreading his arms wide) Yes"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, could I just ask you one question"},
{"Character":"(Joey nods his head","Line":"Joey nods his head."},
{"Character":"(Joey nods his head","Line":"Joey nods his head."},
{"Character":"(Joey nods his head","Line":"Joey nods his head."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent,\nokay"},
{"Character":"(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back","Line":"Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back."},
{"Character":"(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back","Line":"Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You meant sex, right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You meant sex, right"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there","Line":"Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl\nof popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I ended up telling her everything"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, howd she take it"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, howd she take it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.)\nLittle tip: if youre ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your\nhand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I think I get how to do this"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I think I get how to do this"},
{"Character":"(Monica points the remote at her TV, and punches out a key combination from the book,\nbut the dreaded SAP logo remains and Spanish still comes forth","Line":"Monica points the remote at her TV, and punches out a key combination from the book,\nbut the dreaded SAP logo remains and Spanish still comes forth."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go\naway? Because I cant, I cant watch"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, theyre gone"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, theyre gone"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you alright"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you alright"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Its just, you know, its this whole stupid Ursula\nthing, its.."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it\nreally so terrible"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or\nanything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was\neight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the\nbus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a\nboyfriend who was like your best friend"},
{"Character":"Monica and Rachel","Line":"(Wistfully, shaking their heads) No"},
{"Character":"Monica and Rachel","Line":"(Wistfully, shaking their heads) No"},
{"Character":"Monica and Rachel","Line":"(Wistfully, shaking their heads) No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole\nhim away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me\nany more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked\nlike either one of us"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but.."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Youre not gonna lose him"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Youre not gonna lose him"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hon, you gotta talk to Joey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hon, you gotta talk to Joey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But hes falling in love with her"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But hes falling in love with her"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept\ntogether yet, I mean, thats not serious"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
{"Character":"(Monica and Ross indicate that they mean right now","Line":"Monica and Ross indicate that they mean right now."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay, oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay, oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay, oh"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys\napartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her\nidentical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts","Line":"Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys\napartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her\nidentical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts."},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(Surprised) Oh"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(Surprised) Oh"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(Surprised) Oh"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe reels back in shock, while Ursula defiantly leans against the doorpost as\nthough she owns the place","Line":"Phoebe reels back in shock, while Ursula defiantly leans against the doorpost as\nthough she owns the place."},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, um, may we help you"},
{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, um, may we help you"}]
}
}
}
}