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<h1 align="center">The One In Vegas</h1>
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<p align="left">Part I Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen<br>
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Part II Written by: Greg Malins & Scott Silveri<br>
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Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Eric Aasen</a></p>
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<hr>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is
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standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Pheebs? Could you get that? Please?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie? </p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire<b> </b>world that <b>I</b>
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want to talk to are right here.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (smiles) Okay! (Goes to answer the phone.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (under her breath) Sucker!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to
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my ATM card can, can you get it for me?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Sure! Where is it?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ohh! So you're 5639?!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> That's it! Thanks Pheebs!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering) Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Joey]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which
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is a big mistake because it is real! Real!</p>
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<p><strong>A Casino Boss:</strong> Hey! Tribbiani! Get back to work! Break time's over!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Phoebe]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Who was that?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar
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for my tastes.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all
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week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in
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person.</p>
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<p>[Cut to Joey]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?</p>
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<p>[Cut to Phoebe]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah! (She hands the phone to Chandler.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (To Joey) Hey!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Joey]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Don't come out here!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Chandler]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to
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prove that to you in person!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Joey]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Chandler]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!</p>
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<p>[Cut to Joey]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!</p>
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<p><strong>A Tourist: </strong>(To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?</p>
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<p>[Cut to Chandler]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Uh, what was that?</p>
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<p>[Cut to Joey]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Uh, <i>Entertainment Tonight</i>. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good
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talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that
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picture.)</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica?
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(Goes into Monica's bedroom.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe,
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I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Which Richard?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> <b>The</b> Richard.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache? </p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having
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lunch with him.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Really?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> But again, Simmons. Go on.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I
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didn't feel anything at all!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I
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just don't want anything to spoil that.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I know.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> On a totally different bet.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering) Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> It's almost our anniversary!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your
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annoying friend Chandler.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Awww! Now you're just <b>my</b> annoying friend Chandler.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Huh.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I got you a present!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I know, but you have to open it today! (Hands it too him.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay.</p>
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<p>(He starts taking his time opening it. Finally Monica snaps.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two
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tickets to Vegas!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Wow!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> For this weekend! Oh gosh, it would be perfect, we get to see Joey plus
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we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it out
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plane-aversary.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Do we have to?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> No.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how
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excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own,
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ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, I think we should see other people.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> But we can go, right?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> It's a great idea. (They kiss)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, I'm gonna go too!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda <b>our</b> (His and Monica's) anniversary.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (entering with Ross) Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to
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surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes
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me!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't
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miss that.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a
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year for this.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (coughing) Art lover!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What'd you say?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I said art lover.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Is that supposed to be an insult?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I don't know, I'm very tired. </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> That sounds great.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay. Yeah, that would be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself
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for a night.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Naked alone time.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn<73>t mean I wanna walk around
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naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?</p>
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<p>[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's
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stuck in that horrible middle seat.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to
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London?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one
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from her purse.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, I guess it's a little better now.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ah-ha! Okay, (takes out a notepad) Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right
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back. (Gets up and heads aft.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Aww! I love you!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Can I give you a present now?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man!
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Don<EFBFBD>t tell me I did this!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present,
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please forgive me" not fake out?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh that's okay. Don<6F>t worry about it, you can give it to me when we
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get back.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ohh that's the <b>worse</b> thing that can happen on an anniversary
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ever!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the
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Richard thing.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What-what Richard thing?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh no. [The patented version.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What Richard thing?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (To Monica under her breath) Simmons! Go with Simmons!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to
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go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad
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and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (talking out of the side of his mouth) I'm not mad.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Really?!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite!
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It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Great!</p>
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<p>(Pause.)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, London 1<></p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower
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wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends
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over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime
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programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes
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she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks
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about it for a little while and<6E>]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up
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guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I
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wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her
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head.) <i>Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen<65>naked! I'm picking up an orange. </i>(Does
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so)<i> I'm naked! </i>(Goes into the living room)<i> Lighting the candles, naked, and
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carefully.</i> (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body
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away.)</p>
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<p>[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's
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turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (in his head)<i> Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I
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am looking at this.</i> (Looks back at his book.) <i>Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush
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strokes</i><EFBFBD><i>Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She
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knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely
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tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?</i></p><i>
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</i>
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<p>[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and
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dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be
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on the other side of that window!]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (singing) <i>Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow!</i>
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(There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to
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answer the door.) <i>Love to love ya, baby!</i> (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks
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through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's
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leaning against the door jam.) </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey.</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the scene is continued from where we left off before the
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break.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> May I come in?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Uh, yeah, if you want too.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Do <b>you</b> want me too?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, sure?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes
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off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.)
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This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the
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question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off
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his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> And um, what-what is that Ross?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your
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nakedness?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with
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you?!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other
|
||
one and heads for the door.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh wow! I<>m sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Thank you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yes.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. (Starts to leave)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the
|
||
question of "us?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Ross storms off embarrassed.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot
|
||
machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, <i>Money</i>.
|
||
Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter <i>Caesar's
|
||
Palace</i> carrying their luggage.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much
|
||
better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak
|
||
and lobster dinner. Huh!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Phoebe, you don't eat animals. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle
|
||
down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in
|
||
his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh my God.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey! Joey! (They all head over to him, he spots them coming and panics.)
|
||
Hey! Hey!! Wow! (She hugs him.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hi!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Love your condoms my man.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Why are you dressed as a gladiator?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a
|
||
gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut?
|
||
Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Who are you talking too?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him.
|
||
Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work
|
||
here.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Why?! What happened?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working
|
||
here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I'm so sorry.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't
|
||
have to share everything with everybody.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I <b>knew</b> you were not okay with that.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> So you're a gladiator! Wow!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, what-what's going on?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Monica had lunch with Richard.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Dawson?! </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Noo! But that would've been so cool!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No! Her boyfriend Richard!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you <b>not</b>
|
||
trust me?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about
|
||
it!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Thanks. (They hug.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Aww, there we go.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I <b>love</b> Vegas!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (pushing her away from another hug) Next time?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Ooh, so close.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> That's so funny, because I think I just did!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really,
|
||
I don't even want to be around you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Fine with me!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Fine! Happy Anniversary!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Whoa! Whoa! Guys! Please! Come on! Come on! This is obviously just a <b>big</b>
|
||
misunderstanding.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> No it is not!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What are you talking<6E></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! (Walks away.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: An aircraft cabin, Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm
|
||
going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is <b>not</b>
|
||
an invitation to the physical act of love.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that
|
||
easily.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?! You totally get embarrassed!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Is that so?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Pause.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you
|
||
want it! Okay?! I am <b>not</b> gonna to have <b>sex</b> with you in the bathroom! (Rachel
|
||
sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his
|
||
helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Really?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They
|
||
would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get
|
||
dirty so they would stick it right<68></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't <b>believe</b>
|
||
this is how I'm spending my anniversary.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> All right well, I'll take you someplace nice then. Look! A guy tipped me a
|
||
hundred bucks today.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Whoa!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000.
|
||
Can you believe that? $5,000!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body
|
||
and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and
|
||
turn it into $5,000! And <b>then</b> I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie
|
||
going again!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Good luck! </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I see.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's
|
||
signature song <i>Danke Schoen</i> is playing in the background.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> (to the bartender) Thank you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Thanks.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with
|
||
Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am <b>so</b>
|
||
sorry.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna
|
||
see Richard again.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him
|
||
that you're sorry and that you love him.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to
|
||
find Chandler.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas,
|
||
number one!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices
|
||
a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes
|
||
her head no.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Croupier:</b> Comin' out. Place your bet. (Monica does so.) Dice are out. (The
|
||
woman next to Monica rolls the dice.) Double or nothin'! Pay the front line! (Monica won
|
||
and doubled the chip.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Hmm.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their
|
||
row.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>Guy: </strong>(To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross
|
||
giggles.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather
|
||
large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around
|
||
angrily.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross! What are you<6F> I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really
|
||
likes you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Time lapse, Ross is drinking something and decides to get Rachel again.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (to the guy in the window seat next to him) Hey! Y'know that teacher who
|
||
had a baby with her student? (He points at Rachel.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Time lapse, Rachel pushes the flight attendant call button, takes Ross's drink, and
|
||
spills it into his lap.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What the? What<61></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds
|
||
after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't
|
||
real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants
|
||
would be dry.) Hi! </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>The </strong><b>Flight Attendant:</b> Miss? May I help you?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to
|
||
have had a little accident.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: <i>Caesar's Palace Casino</i>, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables
|
||
on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (to the dealer) Can I change a hundred? (He hands him his chip.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Blackjack Dealer:</b> Changing one hundred! (Gives him the change.) Good luck sir.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (betting all 100) Let's ride.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Blackjack Dealer:</b> (Deals the cards) 13.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but
|
||
when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his
|
||
hand next to the dealer's hand.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Chandler! You are <b>not</b> gonna believe this! I have found my identical
|
||
hand twin!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (totally confused) What?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> My identical hand twin!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What's an identical hand twin?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was
|
||
incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at
|
||
my hands in a mirror!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Don<6F>t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie.
|
||
I'm gonna be a millionaire!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (totally confused) How?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money!
|
||
Come on! Identical hands!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Again I must go back to, how?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much
|
||
would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, are you unsupporting me again?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away.
|
||
Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out
|
||
slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself
|
||
down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Pheebs!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> I found my identical hand twin!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ohh, you are <b>so</b> lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did
|
||
you guys make up?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> But she just came up here!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> That was Joey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I wonder where she is. That is so weird.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she
|
||
came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Really?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta
|
||
find her.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay. (He gets up and goes to find her.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks
|
||
herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: <i>Caesar's Palace Casino</i>, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's
|
||
signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne
|
||
Newton, casinos<6F> They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) <i>It's Not Unusual</i>, y'know,
|
||
"<i>It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone!
|
||
But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry!
|
||
I wanna die.</i>" Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and
|
||
in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is
|
||
asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An
|
||
evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed
|
||
and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>The </strong><b>Flight Attendant:</b> (to another passenger) Welcome to Las
|
||
Vegas.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache
|
||
and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>The </strong><b>Flight Attendant:</b> (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of
|
||
herself) Enjoy your flight?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent. (Disembarks)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>The </strong><b>Flight Attendant:</b> (To Ross) Hope you had a nice flight.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Ohh, it was the best!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The casino, Ross and Rachel are entering.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I think the check in is that way. (Points)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ahh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents
|
||
drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (sees Ross and Rachel) Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Phoebe! (They hug.) </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You guys are here! Yay!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi! (Hugs Phoebe)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess
|
||
umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the
|
||
slot machine Phoebe was just at.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Pancho Vila?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah! (Motions to her face, indicating all of Rachel's
|
||
"make-up.")</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't<>
|
||
(She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew
|
||
on me?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey, you wet my pants!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Whoa, what kind of party was this?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I
|
||
can<EFBFBD>you have <b>so</b> crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction.
|
||
Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(The old lady at Phoebe's machine wins. Phoebe turns around in shock.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ugh!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> M-M-Mole people?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What? No-no, a lurker.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh. What's a lurker?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits
|
||
for you to give up and then<65></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Kills you?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ohhh!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Uh-hmm.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> How do you know about this?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dance<63>karate
|
||
lessons.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Dance karate?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yes, it's a deadly but beautiful sport. (Does a karate chop, then does a
|
||
little dance-type sway.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (returning with her purse covering her face) All right, it <b>won't</b>
|
||
come off!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> It won't come off!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (entering) Hey-hey-hey you made it!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Joey!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> All right! Hey-hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Who's your friend? He's hot! (Ross laughs and Rachel smacks him with her
|
||
purse.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (To Joey) Thanks man.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi. (She hugs Joey.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand
|
||
twin!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Your what?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This
|
||
thing is a gold mine!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?! That's not gonna make you any money!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live
|
||
with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the
|
||
thumb.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The craps table, Monica is on a big roll.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> All right baby, come on! (Rolls the dice) Yes! Yes! I am on fire!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (walking by with his luggage) See you later Mon.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What does it look like? I'm going home.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after
|
||
him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I<>m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was
|
||
trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I
|
||
won't! He means nothing to me!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a
|
||
naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Not any more.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Really?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going
|
||
home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is
|
||
empty.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: A blackjack table, it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's
|
||
not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>The Woman Dealer: </strong>Which guy?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> He's kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this. (Holds up his
|
||
hand.) See?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>The Woman Dealer: </strong>I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was
|
||
here before me just went to the bathroom.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>The Woman Dealer: </strong>Very busy.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Right! Okay. (Heads for the bathroom.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and
|
||
Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel
|
||
room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just
|
||
foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page.
|
||
Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't
|
||
explain. Anyhoo<6F>]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw
|
||
on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you.
|
||
(Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, <b>she</b> didn't think so. (Listens) I know
|
||
it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway,
|
||
umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's
|
||
worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens)
|
||
Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the
|
||
phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?! What else did he say?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So<53>(Rachel stares at him.) Okay,
|
||
look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all
|
||
about it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross, no! There is <b>no</b> way I am leaving this room looking like
|
||
this!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross, I am a human doodle!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't
|
||
have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna <b>look</b> at you.
|
||
Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and
|
||
glares at him.) There are tons<6E>of<6F>freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one
|
||
will notice, I swear!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(They both exit.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Time lapse, they're both entering.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay, there was <b>some</b> staring and pointing.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, I need a, I need a drink! (Makes a beeline for the mini-bar.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel
|
||
glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge
|
||
and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big
|
||
drink! </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (she's finished reliving the fridge of its entire alcohol content.)
|
||
Macadamia nut?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (looking at the price list) Umm<6D> Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hm-mmm! (Opens the container)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Nope! (She puts one in her mouth and spits it out, then does it again in
|
||
another direction.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The casino, Phoebe is playing on a slot machine. Suddenly the lurker sticks her
|
||
head around the aisle of slot machines.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (seeing her) Get out of here you lurker! (She doesn't move) Go on! Get!
|
||
(She throws a quarter at her.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (arm-in-arm with Monica) Hey Pheebs!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ohh! You made up!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ohh, get a room.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> We have one.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I know. Use it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh-oh-oh, yeah! (He grabs some towels and takes them to him.) That's
|
||
right, you take good care of those babies!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> Excuse me?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> It's me, Joey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> Do I know you?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (holds up his hand) Joey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay, so <b>what</b> are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> Nothing?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with
|
||
it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you <b>know</b> NASA's gonna wanna
|
||
talk to us!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> (tries to leave) I have to get back to<74></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show!
|
||
Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a
|
||
song for us! (Singing, to the tune of <i>This Land is Your Land</i>) <i>This hand is your
|
||
hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!</i></p><i>
|
||
</i>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> That's okay. (Walks out.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (following him) But you haven't even heard the chorus!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining
|
||
herself in the mirror.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh my God, I'm starting to look like my great aunt, Muriel.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We don<6F>t have to go downstairs! We
|
||
can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come
|
||
on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hit me!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at
|
||
this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I bet 20.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> You're right! (Gives her the twenty she won.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The Craps Table, Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with
|
||
her and she has a huge crowd of people around.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> (shaking the dice) A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! (Rolls the
|
||
dice.) Yes!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Pick a number! That is your <b>only</b> job!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> 8. 8!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Thank you!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>All:</b> Yay!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Croupier:</b> 8!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Yes!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>All:</b> Yay!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> (To Chandler) We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are
|
||
we?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Noo!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> What?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Two fours.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay. (Rolls the dice) </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Croupier:</b> 8!: </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>A Drunken Gambler:</b> (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get
|
||
the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! <b>We</b> (motions
|
||
to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! (Rolls the dice.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were
|
||
fighting about!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, that's because I had lunch with Rich<63>Me neither! Okay, what do
|
||
I want now?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Another hard 8.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Hard 8?! We should call it easy 8!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and
|
||
we get married here tonight.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Drunken Gambler:</b> Go! Come on! Roll!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>All:</b> Roll-roll!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Shut up!! It <b>just</b> got interesting!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The Craps table, continued from earlier.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> What did you just say?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Are you serious?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it!
|
||
{Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I
|
||
guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(She rolls the dice, but one bounces out of the table.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Drunken Gambler:</b> It went under the table.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> All right! </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and
|
||
knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying
|
||
flat. Both the four and the five are showing.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Here it is! Here it is!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> That could be a four or a five. It's your call.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Pause.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> It's a four.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I think so too.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm
|
||
not sure. It's <i>Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow!
|
||
Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!</i>)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The slot machines, Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit
|
||
as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker
|
||
scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her
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in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!</p>
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<p><b><b>The Lurker:</b></b> I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond
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hair!</p>
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<p>(They start smacking each other's cups, but Phoebe notices a security guard
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approaching.)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard
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walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking
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days are over!</p>
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<p><b><b>The Lurker:</b></b> What?!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on
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to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be
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on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do
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you leave?</p>
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<p><b><b>The Lurker:</b></b> Also Monday.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What time? Maybe we can share a cab!</p>
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<p>[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar.
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Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit
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me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (She slows down with
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each one.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (runs out of cards) We need more cards.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but
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stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without
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dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We
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would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!</p>
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<p>(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> That must be our alcohol and beers! (Gets up to answer it.) </p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! (Hugs him.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! (Goes and hugs Joey.)</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have
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to convince my hand twin to cooperate!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to
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sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it.
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Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are
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you, are you okay?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks! (He starts to leave, but gets an idea and stops.)
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Hey Rach, how you doin'?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohhh!!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the
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bed.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I<>I really miss downstairs.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room.</p>
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<p>[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an
|
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equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on
|
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their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on
|
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his forehead.] </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Well hello! I'm Ross!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Good luck to ya!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the
|
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corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)</p>
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|
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<p>(They've made their way to the statue of the naked man that Chandler was leaning
|
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against earlier.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Wow!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (bowing) Hello!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (bowing) Hello!</p>
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<b>
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</b><p><b>Ross and <b>Rachel:</b></b> (bowing) Hello!</p>
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<p>(They both continue on and Ross meows like a cat.)</p>
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<p>[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the
|
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Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times
|
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This is all set to that <i>Pink Panther</i> song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past
|
||
the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a
|
||
coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm
|
||
just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I won! I won! I finally won!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b><b>The Lurker:</b></b> I won! That was my quarter!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)</p>
|
||
|
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<p>(The security guard approaches.)</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b><b>The Lurker:</b></b> (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter,
|
||
this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Security Guard:</b> (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (quietly) Sells drugs to kids.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Security Guard:</b> What?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> She sells drugs to kids. (The guard looks at the lurker.)</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b><b>The Lurker:</b></b> It was my quarter!</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b>The Security Guard:</b> (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> How about we talk about this over dinner?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Security Guard:</b> Okay lady, you're out of here.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to
|
||
that hell hole!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Security Guard:</b> I'm just taking you outside!</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, okay. (Walks out.)</p>
|
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|
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<p>[Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]</p>
|
||
|
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something
|
||
new, something borrowed, and something blue.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue
|
||
sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> You're so efficient. I love you! </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Let's go! (Starts to leave.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> No-no-no! We need something old!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> That'll work!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I don't think so.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, now we just need something borrowed!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (looks around) Here just<73>take this. (Hands her the sweater.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> That's stealing!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Ohh. (Rubs her fake stomach.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's
|
||
dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll
|
||
rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little <i>Star Wars</i> creep
|
||
in there<72>Ooh, I have a big spoiler for<i> The Phantom Menace</i>, Yoda lives at the
|
||
end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (sitting down) Ahhh! (Slides his hands across the table.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> Are you gonna play?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway<61> (Shakes his
|
||
hands.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold
|
||
it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking
|
||
at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho!
|
||
(The dealer stares at him and he stops.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina
|
||
Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks
|
||
down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> (To Joey) 14.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hit me! (He does so.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same
|
||
hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> Stop it!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at
|
||
this table?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> Please stop it!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some
|
||
type of a uh, entertainment venue?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give
|
||
it too you!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.) </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Security Guard:</b> (To Phoebe) Didn't I <b>just</b> throw you out of here?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>The Security Guard:</b> Come on, lady! (Starts to escort her out.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey's Hand Twin:</b> Please, please take him too. (Motions to Joey.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by
|
||
the guard) I'm your hand twin!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: <i>A Little White Chapel</i>, Chandler and Monica are entering.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hello! One marriage please!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Yep, we wanna get married! </p>
|
||
|
||
<p><strong>The Attendant: </strong>Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat.</p>
|
||
<b>
|
||
|
||
</b><p><b>Chandler and <b>Monica:</b></b> All right.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(They both sit down.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (singing) Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> What are you doing?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, that's <i>The Wedding March</i>. Does, does that freak you out?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> No, only because that's the graduation song.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(The real <i>Wedding March</i> begins playing from behind the closed doors of the
|
||
chapel.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get
|
||
married!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Are you sure you wanna do this?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And
|
||
Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(They storm out into the street.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and
|
||
needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the
|
||
yougin's) <i>Viva, Las Vegas </i>begins to play. Sing along with me now, "<i>Viva!
|
||
Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!</i>" Fade to Black.)</p>
|
||
|
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<p align="center"><strong>Ending Credits</strong></p>
|
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|
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<p>[That's all folks, no teaser; just the big cliffhanger for season 6. Yes, there will be
|
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a season 6, and it'll start again in September. Have a good summer everyone!]</p>
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