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"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel entersNEWLINEcarrying a magazine.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So, I’m in my apartment doing the <i>Soap Opera Digest</i>NEWLINEcrossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine toNEWLINEJoey."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(reading) Three down, <i>Days Of Our Lives</i> star blank Tribbiani.NEWLINEThat’s me!! I’m blank!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How cool is this?! We know three down! I’m touching three down!NEWLINE(She has her hand on his shoulder."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah you are baby"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Three down knows I’m married, what’s three down doin’"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So did they call you to tell you your name’s gonna be in this"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me,NEWLINEbut I said no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why’d you say no"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said INEWLINEwrite a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall downNEWLINEthe elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"If only there was something in your head to control the thingsNEWLINEyou say. (Joey nods his agreement."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plusNEWLINEy’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! AndNEWLINEif you do the interview you can mention, oh I don’t know, gal pal Rachel Green"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, don’t listen to him. Please"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fine! All right, I’ll do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the nextNEWLINEtable so you can stop me if I y’know, start to say something stupid"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just then or-or all the time, ‘cause we-we have jobs y’know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just then or-or all the time, ‘cause we-we have jobs y’know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal palNEWLINERachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! I’m gonna be in <i>Soap Opera Digest</i>! And not justNEWLINEin the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes theNEWLINEdoor Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboyNEWLINEhat.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think theNEWLINEcowboy hat is a little much"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it'sNEWLINEfun"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it'sNEWLINEfun"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on aNEWLINEbonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea"},
{"Character":"(Chandler does so","Line":"Chandler does so."},
{"Character":"(Chandler does so","Line":"Chandler does so."},
{"Character":"(Chandler does so","Line":"Chandler does so."},
{"Character":"(Chandler does so","Line":"Chandler does so."},
{"Character":"(Chandler does so","Line":"Chandler does so."},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 417","Line":"The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey areNEWLINElamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesn’t want to have sex rightNEWLINEthen and there like in porn."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think you’re right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think you’re right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think you’re right"},
{"Character":"(Goes over and picks up the remote","Line":"Goes over and picks up the remote."},
{"Character":"(Goes over and picks up the remote","Line":"Goes over and picks up the remote."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, ready"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, ready"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, ready"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"One"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Two"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Two"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Two"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Two"},
{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
{"Character":"Both","Line":"Three"},
{"Character":"(Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down","Line":"Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s kinda nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s kinda nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s kinda nice"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s kinda nice"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, that’s kinda a relief"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, that’s kinda a relief"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You wanna see if we still have it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"(Chandler turns on the TV and","Line":"Chandler turns on the TV and…"},
{"Character":"(Chandler turns on the TV and","Line":"Chandler turns on the TV and…"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"FREE PORN!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"FREE PORN!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"FREE PORN!!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We have free porn here!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We have free porn here!!"},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento forNEWLINEthe kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Y’know a mento, a role model. (Chandler bitesNEWLINEhis fist to keep from talking."},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"A mento"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"A mento"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"A mento"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Like the candy"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Like the candy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Matter of fact, I do"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Matter of fact, I do"},
{"Character":"(Chandler tries to jump over the couch but everyone stops him","Line":"Chandler tries to jump over the couch but everyone stops him."},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is howNEWLINEour soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise"},
{"Character":"[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521","Line":"The One With The Ball, Joey and RossNEWLINEare throwing a ball around."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without droppingNEWLINEit, for like an hour"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to sayNEWLINEanything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! We are pretty good at this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! We are pretty good at this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! We are pretty good at this"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! We totally forgot about lunch"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (ChecksNEWLINEhis pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose"},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 604","Line":"The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance."},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 604","Line":"The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance."}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on theNEWLINEfood from the fridge. Joey isn’t doing all that well.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream,NEWLINElimes—Hey, what was in that brown jar"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s still in there?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s still in there?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s still in there?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not anymore."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not anymore."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not anymore."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not anymore."},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 711","Line":"The One With All the Cheesecakes."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, continued from earlier.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You guys, this is Shelley, she’s interviewing me for <i>Soap OperaNEWLINEDigest</i>, and Shelley, this are my friends"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(interrupting him) Hi! I’m gal pal Rachel Green, and if you wantNEWLINEthe dirt, I’m the one you come too. This might be Joey’s baby (rubbing herNEWLINEstomach), who knows? I’m just kidding—Seriously, (leans into the cassetteNEWLINErecorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(leaning into the recorder as well) Who just lost the respect of herNEWLINEunborn child"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Umm, I’m gonna just go get this warmed up. (She takes herNEWLINEcoffee mug up to the counter."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey! You’re doing great"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey! You’re doing great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, so far nothing stupid"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mento"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mento"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mento"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mento"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mento"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No thanks"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No thanks"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"(returning) So, as Joey’s friends, is there anything thatNEWLINEyou guys think our readers ought to know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(scoffs at him) Yeah, that’s gonna get you into <i>Soap OperaNEWLINEDigest</i>. Well I…(leans into the microphone again)…I would just like to sayNEWLINEthat Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, I…I just think you don’t expect someone so hot to be soNEWLINEsweet"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, I…I just think you don’t expect someone so hot to be soNEWLINEsweet"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Oh! I like that. What’s your name"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, Phoebe Buffay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, Phoebe Buffay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, Phoebe Buffay"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"How do you spell that? So we can get it right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh okay, it’s P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as inNEWLINEebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in (In an Australian accent) ‘Ello there mate"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you too"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you too"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you too"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you too"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You too"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You too"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You too"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Bye. (They resume their previous positions."},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"So it seems like you have a lot of friends, who would you sayNEWLINEis your best friend"},
{"Character":"[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series ofNEWLINEflashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214","Line":"The One With The Prom Video, Rachel hasNEWLINEjust found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replaceNEWLINEit."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"How come you have two?<br>NEWLINE<br>NEWLINEChandler: Well this one's for you.<br>NEWLINE<br>NEWLINEJoey: Get out.<br>NEWLINE<br>NEWLINEChandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and INEWLINEalso know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's aboutNEWLINEyou and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds.<br>NEWLINE<br>NEWLINEJoey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies.<br>NEWLINE<br>NEWLINEChandler: That's what they'll call us.<br>NEWLINE<br>NEWLINE[The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wannaNEWLINEbe a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyesNEWLINE(kisses Joey)"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and INEWLINEdidn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl"},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 512","Line":"The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh, Joey andNEWLINEPhoebe are betting on who will reach the treat the fastest, the chick or the duck."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths.NEWLINE(He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over theNEWLINEchicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it fromNEWLINEmoving."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, no violation"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, no violation"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, no violation"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that'sNEWLINEjust an old Wonton"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 401","Line":"The One With The Jellyfish, where Monica, Joey, andNEWLINEChandler are relating that tragic day they spent on the beach."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’d seen this thing on <i>The Discovery Channel</i>.."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’d seen this thing on <i>The Discovery Channel</i>.."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait a minute! I saw that! On <i>The Discovery Channel</i>, yeah!NEWLINEAbout jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! YouNEWLINEpeed on yourself?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe and Rachel","Line":"Ewwww!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thoughtNEWLINEI was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend thatNEWLINEway. So... (Looks at Joey."},
{"Character":"Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel","Line":"(turning to look at Joey) Ewwww!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel","Line":"(turning to look at Joey) Ewwww!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she neededNEWLINEhelp! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you"},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends"},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a hugeNEWLINEgay fan base"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? Me? Wow! I don’t even know any huge gay people"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? Me? Wow! I don’t even know any huge gay people"},
{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the gang","Line":"Cut to the gang."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It hurts me. It physically hurts me"},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Now, off the record, you’re not"},
{"Character":"[Another group of flashbacks begin with Episode 513","Line":"The One With Joey’s Bag. JoeyNEWLINEis carrying the bag and has entered Central Perk to the amusement of Ross and Chandler."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it justNEWLINElooked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all yourNEWLINEstuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 712","Line":"The One Where They’re Up All Night, Joey andNEWLINERoss are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face toNEWLINEface or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think face to face"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think face to face"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think face to face"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think face to face"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would say that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would say that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Face to face, yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Face to face, yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, here I go"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, here I go"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, here I go"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right."},
{"Character":"(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest","Line":"Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a littleNEWLINEholiday weight"},
{"Character":"(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey’sNEWLINEtorso, but that doesn’t work very well and he’s forced to wrap his legs aroundNEWLINEJoey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross’s crotch","Line":"Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey’sNEWLINEtorso, but that doesn’t work very well and he’s forced to wrap his legs aroundNEWLINEJoey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross’s crotch."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think weNEWLINEthought it all the way through"},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 722","Line":"The One With Chandler’s Dad."},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 722","Line":"The One With Chandler’s Dad."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up atNEWLINEthe same time.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great nap"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great nap"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It really was"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It really was"},
{"Character":"(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staringNEWLINEat them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see theNEWLINEgang","Line":"Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staringNEWLINEat them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see theNEWLINEgang."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"[Cut to the interview","Line":"Cut to the interview."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are.NEWLINE(Chandler and Ross look at each other."},
{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"So, let’s talk about women. I’m sure our femaleNEWLINEreaders will be interested to know about your romantic life"},
{"Character":"[Another series of flashbacks begins with Episode 413","Line":"The One With Rachel’sNEWLINECrush, Joey is telling Rachel and Phoebe how he picks up women."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say,NEWLINEHey, how you doin’"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say,NEWLINEHey, how you doin’"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, please"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin’"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away","Line":"Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away."},
{"Character":"(Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away","Line":"Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away."},
{"Character":"[The next one is from Episode 605","Line":"The One With Joey's Porsche."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, everyone is reading Joey’s interview.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! I can’t believe they didn’t put it in the part where youNEWLINEsaid you didn’t watch soap operas"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She wasNEWLINEpretty nice about that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You slept with her didn’t you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You slept with her didn’t you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You slept with her didn’t you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Little bit, yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Little bit, yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! This picture of you sure is steamy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, that’s just a little something for my huge gay fan base.NEWLINE(Winks at him."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did you just wink at me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did you just wink at me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did you just wink at me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Did you just wink at me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, you’re the one that loves the picture"}]
}
}
},
"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Joey’s Interview.html"}
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