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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Phoebe","Monica","Ross","Rachel","Joey","Chandler","Gunther","The Stripper","","The Guys","Monica and Rachel"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(angrily) That’s like the tenth time I’ve peed since I’veNEWLINEbeen here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s also like the tenth time you told us"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, oh I’m sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya,NEWLINEit’s a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da FunkNEWLINEon your bladder! I’m so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from aNEWLINEcup of coffee, which of course is decaf, ‘cause—Oh! I’m pregnant"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs, did…you want a cookie"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs, did…you want a cookie"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs, did…you want a cookie"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs, did…you want a cookie"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(starting to cry) Thank you so much"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I haven’t really had any yet"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I haven’t really had any yet"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I haven’t really had any yet"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(to her babies) Stop it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"One of the babies is kicking"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I thought that was a good thing"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I thought that was a good thing"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s not kicking me, it’s kicking one of the other babies. OhNEWLINE(looks down her dress)! Don’t make me come in there"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, there’s one right under the cabinet."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, there’s one right under the cabinet."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(grabs it) Thanks"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(grabs it) Thanks"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why do you need it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why do you need it"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for theNEWLINEdoor."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nooo, later. (Walks out the door."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nooo, later. (Walks out the door."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hormones"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hormones"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hormones"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hormones"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hormones"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you’re having a partyNEWLINEand we’re not invited"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, it’s Ross’s bachelor party"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, it’s Ross’s bachelor party"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sooo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you bachelors"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you bachelors"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nooo"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nooo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you strippers"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you strippers"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nooo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nooo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nooo"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nooo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right fine! You’re not invited to the party we’re gonnaNEWLINEhave either"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-whoa, what party"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-whoa, what party"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-whoa, what party"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-whoa, what party"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well umm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well umm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well umm"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The baby shower for Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The baby shower for Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I don’t want to do!NEWLINELater! (Finally, he makes his exit."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I can’t believe I’m gonna have a party! This is so great!NEWLINE(Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying andNEWLINERachel moves to comfort her.) I don’t know why"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows RachelNEWLINEwhat she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for theNEWLINEbabies.) Can you believe they make these for little people"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Little village people"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Little village people"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. (It’s a little pinkNEWLINEand white dress for the girl baby."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, that is so sweet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, that is so sweet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, that is so sweet"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh. Except, Phoebe’s not gonna be the one that gets to dress them"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh. Except, Phoebe’s not gonna be the one that gets to dress them"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Because she’s not gonna get to keep the babies"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use afterNEWLINEshe’s done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she’s always wanted"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she’s always wanted"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, she’s gonna love that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, she’s gonna love that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, she’s gonna love that"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Ross’s bachelor party. Ross is thanking Joey for theNEWLINEparty.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey listen man, about the stripper"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good call"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good call"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good call"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement,NEWLINEa little announcement. I’ve decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What’s my last name"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What’s my last name"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What’s my last name"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Central Perk"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Central Perk"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"(to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther don’t-don’t forget your shirt. (He givesNEWLINEGunther his shirt and Gunther leaves."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey-hey, what are those"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey-hey, what are those"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey-hey, what are those"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey-hey, what are those"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, little party favours, check it out! (It’s a shirt that reads,NEWLINERoss Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-oh! (Shows him what’s on the back, Best Man Joey Tribbiani,NEWLINEwith a huge picture of him."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, INEWLINEjust want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to theNEWLINEstripper) so is the position of the bride"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks andNEWLINEruns into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great.NEWLINEAnd hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, hey, don’t forget your shirt"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, hey, don’t forget your shirt"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, thanks! (Takes it and throws it back into the box and leaves."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, hey, museum geeks, party’s over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the niceNEWLINElady. There you go. Back to your parent’s basement. All right. (The museum geeks exitNEWLINEand Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out!NEWLINEHere you go. All right"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Wow, I didn’t know they let you keep chickens and ducks asNEWLINEpets"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained. Watch this. Stare at theNEWLINEwall. (The duck complies.) Hardly move. (The duck complies.) Be white. (The duckNEWLINEcomplies."},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throwNEWLINEone hell of a party"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin’ ya. And listen if any of myNEWLINEfriends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Yeah, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Yeah, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Yeah, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. I’ll let you play with my duck"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. I’ll let you play with my duck"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, it’s continued from earlier. Joey is now wakingNEWLINEChandler and telling him the news.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(running and banging on Chandler’s door) The stripper stole theNEWLINEring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripperNEWLINEstole the ring"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(opening the door) What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(opening the door) What"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The ring is gone"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The ring is gone"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The ring is gone"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!!NEWLINEYou lost the ring! You’re the worst best man ever"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, this isn’t funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night,NEWLINEeverything’s cool! I wake up this morning, the stripper’s gone and the ring isNEWLINEgone"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You slept with the stripper"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You slept with the stripper"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You slept with the stripper"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Of course!! (Shrugs."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Of course!! (Shrugs."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ugh! I don’t know what I’m going to do! I called the companyNEWLINEthat sent and th-they don’t care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if thisNEWLINEisn’t an emergency, then what is"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! AndNEWLINEthe guys from work had a blast. Y’know, one of them had never been to a bachelorNEWLINEparty before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that’s nice"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, right"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up forNEWLINEmyself, I might want to get one of those"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring andNEWLINEthe clothes on her back were all she had with her"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a littleNEWLINEsqueeze."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a littleNEWLINEsqueeze."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every brideNEWLINEwho has worn it has had a long and happy life"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you might say, it’s a magic ring"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you might say, it’s a magic ring"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?!NEWLINEH-how?! How could this all happen?"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I think it all started when you said, Hey Joey, whyNEWLINEdon’t you be my best man"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I think it all started when you said, Hey Joey, whyNEWLINEdon’t you be my best man"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(dialling the phone) All right-all right, fine! I-I’m gonna call theNEWLINEcops"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, I screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, I screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not on you! On the stripper"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not on you! On the stripper"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, yeah, well I already did that! They said they’re gonna look intoNEWLINEit right after they solved all the murders"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, well, we’ll call the company that sent her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, well, we’ll call the company that sent her"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I did that too! They wouldn’t give me her real name or her number.NEWLINEThey said, If I bothered them again they’d call the police. I said,NEWLINEIf you talk to the police, you tell them I’m missing a ring"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there’sNEWLINEnothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had herNEWLINEcome to my office"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, that sounds like fun, but we’ve got a ring to find!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, that sounds like fun, but we’ve got a ring to find!"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler’s office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk.NEWLINEAnd-and when she comes in hopefully, she won’t recognise you because, well, why wouldNEWLINEshe? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I’llNEWLINEbe uh, Mr. Wong"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Diverse"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Diverse"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Diverse"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Diverse"},
{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
{"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door","Line":"There’s a knock on the door."},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Did anybody call for security"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Ross) You be cool. (He opens the door and lets her in as they allNEWLINEturn there backs on her."},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.)NEWLINEHey, Joey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Where’s my ring? My dead grandmother’s wedding ring? Where isNEWLINEit? Where is it"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Where’s my ring? My dead grandmother’s wedding ring? Where isNEWLINEit? Where is it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Way to be cool, man"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Way to be cool, man"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Way to be cool, man"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"What’s he talking about"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Wait, you guys think I stole some ring"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Wait, you guys think I stole some ring"},
{"Character":"The Guys","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"The Guys","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"The Guys","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"The Guys","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"The Guys","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"The Guys","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess"},
{"Character":"The Stripper","Line":"Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I don’t need toNEWLINEsteal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guysNEWLINEmake that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Marry me. (Both Ross and Chandler hit him."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Marry me. (Both Ross and Chandler hit him."}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is recovering from her false labour.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I still don’t get how you know when it’s false labour"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, do you see any babies"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, do you see any babies"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How do you feel"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How do you feel"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"How do you feel"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I guess. I mean… I don’t know, it’s just, I guess INEWLINEknow it’s going to be over soon"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, isn’t that a good thing? You said you were sick of this"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. It’s just y’know usually when you’re, whenNEWLINEyou’re done with the pregnant thing, y’know, then you get to do the mom thing.NEWLINEI’m gonna be y’know, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Some moms do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Some moms do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Some moms do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Some moms do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Some moms do that"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay that’s even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myselfNEWLINEinto, it’s just that now that they’re in me it’s like, it’s like INEWLINEknow them y’know, I mean-I mean, it’s just not gonna be easy when these littleNEWLINEbabies have to go away"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Aww, sweetie, but it’s not like you’re not gonna haveNEWLINEanything. You’re gonna have nieces and nephews, and some ways that’s evenNEWLINEbetter"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, really. Really, Pheebs, you’re not gonna be the one worryingNEWLINEabout saving for college, or yelling at them when they’re bad, y’know, orNEWLINEdeciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won’t calm down. Y’know"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wannaNEWLINErun away from home, and the one they talk to about sex"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And y’know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They are gonna love me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They are gonna love me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They are gonna love me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thanks you guys! Again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thanks you guys! Again"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, sweetie! (They all hug."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You’re the best. Thanks. Oh!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You’re the best. Thanks. Oh!"},
{"Character":"Monica and Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica and Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica and Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Just kidding. Ahh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Just kidding. Ahh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Got cha again, you guys are so easy"}]
}
}
},
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