startrek-ml/Data/Friends/ToConvert/The One With the East German Laundry Detergent.html.json

{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Monica","Ross","Rachel","Chandler","Joey","Phoebe","(Long pause","Angela","Woman","(Ross arrives","Bob","Janice",""],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, all six are there.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there'sNEWLINEone little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'mNEWLINEconcerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on! You guys can pee standing up"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on! You guys can pee standing up"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want.NEWLINEYou just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many meanNEWLINEthings, and then not even care"},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"(Long pause","Line":"Long pause."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Multiple orgasms"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Multiple orgasms"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to poseNEWLINEas his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then takeNEWLINEAngela back for himself.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He'sNEWLINEsmart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month andNEWLINEcall myself an actor, but Bob is.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(looking out window) Oh, god help us"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(looking out window) Oh, god help us"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(looking out window) Oh, god help us"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybeNEWLINEAngela will come back to me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken upNEWLINEwith her. Will you help me? Please"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, whoNEWLINEMonica thinks is Angela's brother.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Which"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Which"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Which"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Which what"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Which what"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Which what"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You've never met Bob, have you"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but he's.."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but he's.."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but he's.."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but he's.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly.."},
				{"Character":"(Angela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking","Line":"Angela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking."},
				{"Character":"(Angela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking","Line":"Angela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking."},
				{"Character":"Angela","Line":"Hey, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Angela","Line":"Hey, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Angela","Line":"Hey, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel'sNEWLINEclothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Comin' through. Move, move"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah, well, now you're kinda not"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah, well, now you're kinda not"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But I saved it. I put my basket on top"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But I saved it. I put my basket on top"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, INEWLINEdon't see suds"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"No suds, no save. Ok"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"No suds, no save. Ok"},
				{"Character":"(Ross arrives","Line":"Ross arrives."},
				{"Character":"(Ross arrives","Line":"Ross arrives."},
				{"Character":"(Ross arrives","Line":"Ross arrives."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's goin' on"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's goin' on"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Was your basket on top"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Was your basket on top"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Was your basket on top"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, but, there were no suds"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, but, there were no suds"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you know, no suds, no save"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend'sNEWLINEmachine"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it."},
				{"Character":"(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machineNEWLINEand leaves","Line":"The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machineNEWLINEand leaves."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to seeNEWLINEhere. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That was amazing. I can't even send back soup"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That was amazing. I can't even send back soup"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That was amazing. I can't even send back soup"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, doNEWLINEyou...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent"},
				{"Character":"(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent","Line":"Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent."},
				{"Character":"(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent","Line":"Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What's that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What's that"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"<i>Uberveiss</i>. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough"},
				{"Character":"(Rachel starts to load her clothes","Line":"Rachel starts to load her clothes."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel starts to load her clothes","Line":"Rachel starts to load her clothes."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel starts to load her clothes","Line":"Rachel starts to load her clothes."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposedNEWLINEto use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach, have you never done this before"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach, have you never done this before"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me.NEWLINEI'm a laundry virgin"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically youNEWLINEwanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a thirdNEWLINEfor your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about theseNEWLINEare white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, you and Angela, huh"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Yep. Pretty much"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Yep. Pretty much"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Yep. Pretty much"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cuteNEWLINEnibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Huh, I never really noticed"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Huh, I never really noticed"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Huh, I never really noticed"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Monica, Monica is great"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Monica, Monica is great"},
				{"Character":"Bob","Line":"Monica, Monica is great"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is coaching Chandler on how to break up with Janice.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do itNEWLINEreally fast, and then the wound is exposed"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is","Line":"Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is","Line":"Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go outNEWLINEanymore. Janice"},
				{"Character":"Janice","Line":"All right. Well, there you go. (she gets extremely wound up, and beginsNEWLINEto try and calm herself down) Stop it, stop it, stop it"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" The fancy restaurant, Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is veryNEWLINEuncomfortable.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head toNEWLINEinflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm justNEWLINEthinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, couldNEWLINEwe check it in the light, please?"},
				{"Character":"(Her and Joey walk away from the table","Line":"Her and Joey walk away from the table."},
				{"Character":"(Her and Joey walk away from the table","Line":"Her and Joey walk away from the table."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my god"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my god"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on, they're close"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on, they're close"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on, they're close"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Close? She's got her tongue in his ear"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's<>not really true, isNEWLINEit"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's<>not really true, isNEWLINEit"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, who's to say what's true? I mean.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my god, what were you thinking"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my god, what were you thinking"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(hits him lightly) Oh!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(hits him lightly) Oh!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(hits him lightly) Oh!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ow"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(leaving) I'm outta here"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(leaving) I'm outta here"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us,NEWLINEwe can break them up"},
				{"Character":"[Time lapse, Monica accidentally spilled her drink on Bob's shirt and is wiping it off.NEWLINEJoey is making eyes at Angela","Line":"Time lapse, Monica accidentally spilled her drink on Bob's shirt and is wiping it off.NEWLINEJoey is making eyes at Angela."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughingNEWLINEat your Norman Mailer story"},
				{"Character":"(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told BobNEWLINEabout","Line":"Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told BobNEWLINEabout."},
				{"Character":"(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told BobNEWLINEabout","Line":"Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told BobNEWLINEabout."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here"}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" The Launderama. Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now"},
				{"Character":"(The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart","Line":"The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart."},
				{"Character":"(The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart","Line":"The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. Now come on, getNEWLINEoutta my way"},
				{"Character":"(Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back","Line":"Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back","Line":"Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in it"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Let go"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Let go"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Let go"},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Let go"},
				{"Character":"(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it","Line":"They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have toNEWLINEtake me with it!"},
				{"Character":"(She thinks it over, and then walks away","Line":"She thinks it over, and then walks away."},
				{"Character":"(She thinks it over, and then walks away","Line":"She thinks it over, and then walks away."},
				{"Character":"(She thinks it over, and then walks away","Line":"She thinks it over, and then walks away."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Ross) Yes! Did you see that"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I could not have done this without you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I could not have done this without you"},
				{"Character":"(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows","Line":"Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head onNEWLINEan open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you sure"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you sure"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you sure"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you sure"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you sure"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you sure"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}]
			}
		}
	},
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