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207 lines
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{"Content":{
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"Cast":["Phoebe","Joey","Ross","Rachel","Monica","Chandler","Waiter","<","Waiters"],
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"Scenes":{
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"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
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"1":{
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"SceneDescription":" Central Perk. All except Chandler, plus Emma.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh hey you guys, I couldn't get a reservation for the night<br>of my NEWLINEbirthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thursday? But that's Halloween"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"[It's just] So spooky, that's all"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, so, is Mike coming to dinner"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to<br>work. NEWLINEUch, I get mad at him, but I think it's a little to soon to<br>show my true NEWLINEcolors"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of<br>us has NEWLINEto stay home and watch Emma. (to Ross:) Which one of us should<br>go to NEWLINEdinner"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yay"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yay"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks, I put a lot of extra thoughts on your gift"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you<br>know NEWLINEwhat? We all haven't been together the six of us in such a long<br>time"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you talking about? We're all together right now"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, Mon, Chandler's not here"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, Mon, Chandler's not here"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, dear god"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, dear god"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, dear god"}]
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},
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"2":{
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"SceneDescription":" The Bings'. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. NEWLINESomeone'S<br>knocking at the door.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(from outside) Trick or treat! (It's obviously Halloween eve,<br>the NEWLINEnight of her birthday dinner."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening the door) Hey"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, and treat it is. (Monica's breasts."},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmhmm. (ties up"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmhmm. (ties up"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmhmm. (ties up"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, so glad I changed. Almost weared my ??? outfit that<br>can't NEWLINEcontain my breasts"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is not, what I'm wearing. I'm ovulating and Chandler's<br>gonna NEWLINEbe home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh. Oh wait! (Jis) you guys won't be late for my dinner,<br>will NEWLINEyou"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over NEWLINEa<br>week. We'll probably be the first ones there"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"'kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside meeting<br>Chandler.) NEWLINEHey...hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god,<br>don't people know, NEWLINEyou're not allowed to smoke in public spaces"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas<br>and NEWLINEoffices with fewer than fifteen people"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! I just happened t'do a lot trivias about smoking NEWLINEin<br>different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are NEWLINEcalled<br>Leyhallalookoos"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(smells at him) Chandler, you stink of cigarettes"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uch, do you think, Monica is gonna be able smell it"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you kidding? The woman has the nose of a bloodhound ...<br>and NEWLINEthe breasts of a great goddess"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(embarrassed) I'm gonna go. (leaves to stairs"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(getting in) Okay, something to cover the smell ... NEWLINEOven<br>cleaner! (sprays himself, reads label) Unscented"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I've missed you. join me<br>in the NEWLINEbedroom"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, I'm good"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, I'm good"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, I'm good"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(comes over) O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shrinks back) Right. You know what? Actually I just get<br>off the NEWLINEplane, so I'm feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a<br>shower"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don't need a shower"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don't need a shower"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(still backs away) Alright, the truth is, I soiled myself<br>during NEWLINEsome turbulences"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do I smell? (sniffs him) I smell smoke. Huh--did NEWLINEyou<br>smoke"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay,<br>five. A NEWLINEpack. Two pack...a...a carton. Three big fat cartons in two<br>days. (How many NEWLINEcigs are there in one pack and how many packs in one<br>carton in the US?) But NEWLINEit's over, I made a decision, I'm not gonna<br>smoke anymore"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets a pack out of his jacket"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets a pack out of his jacket"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets a pack out of his jacket"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But, those are for you"}]
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},
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"3":{
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"SceneDescription":" The restaurant. Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a NEWLINEtable<br>for six.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where is everyone? They're forty minutes late"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know, u-uch"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know, u-uch"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'm starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate<br>nothing NEWLINEall day"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What about me, he? Only had one lunch today"},
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{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"(with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our<br>party NEWLINEshortly"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah, yeah um, their<br>arrival is NEWLINEin the offing"},
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{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Right. We do have a table for two available, perhaps you<br>would be NEWLINEmore comfortable"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, they're comin', we're waitin' right here"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, they're comin', we're waitin' right here"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joseph! (to waiter) Thou needn't worry, they shan't be long"},
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{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"It's just that we do have some large parties waiting"},
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{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"It's just that we do have some large parties waiting"},
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{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"One really does have a stick up one's ass. Doesn't one"}]
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},
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"4":{
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"SceneDescription":" Outside Ross and Rachel's.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, well the ??? is not home"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Uch"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Uch"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has<br>the NEWLINEkeys"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright, I can't, I can't wait that long. You have to NEWLINEdo<br>something--knock that door down"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would, but I bruise like a peach. Besides, y...you NEWLINEknow,<br>everything is gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What if she jumped out the basinet"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What if she jumped out the basinet"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Can't hold her own head up, but yeah jumped"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my god, I left the water running"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my god, I left the water running"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull<br>yourself NEWLINEtogether, okay"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah, did I leave the stove on"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah, did I leave the stove on"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in 609 -<br>TOW NEWLINERoss Got High, first aired 1999-11-25."},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird<br>could NEWLINEfly in there"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think<br>.. NEWLINElisten, listen"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A pigeon, a pigeon. (previously scared Rachel turns away) No,<br>no NEWLINEwait, no-no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught<br>fire. The baby, NEWLINEseeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty<br>bird's aid. The eagle, NEWLINEhowever, misconstrues as an act of aggression<br>and grabs the baby on its NEWLINEtalon. Meanwhile the faucet fills the<br>apartment with water. Baby and bird NEWLINEstill up lays (?) are locked in a<br>death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, NEWLINEthat fills the apartment"},
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{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true"}]
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},
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"5":{
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"SceneDescription":" The Bings' bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in NEWLINEbed<br>already.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Spend more time with the tie. That'll make a baby"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, I can't do this. I can't make luv to you while NEWLINEwe're<br>fighting this way"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh sure, now you're Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted<br>to NEWLINEhave sex right after my uncle's funera"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I'm not<br>gonna do NEWLINEthis. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be<br>conceived"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you're right. Mnya, we shouldn't do it like this. Huch.<br>For NEWLINEwhat it's worth, I'm, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come down on<br>you so hard NEWLINEabout the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the<br>end of the world"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yah"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yah"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are incredible. Unless, I...I'm not gonna smoke again.<br>And NEWLINEif I do, I promise, I will hide it so much better from you. (they<br>kiss"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"D'you want to"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"D'you want to"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, let's celebrate life"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"},
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{"Character":"<","Line":"b"},
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{"Character":"<","Line":"b"},
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{"Character":"<","Line":"b"},
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{"Character":"<","Line":"b"}]
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},
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"6":{
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"SceneDescription":" Bings in bed, finished.",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh. You are welcome"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You know what? Let's not talk"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple NEWLINEof<br>cigarettes--no big deal"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, blablablabaybaybay"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, blablablabaybaybay"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Leave it"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Leave it"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said<br>you NEWLINEwouldn't have sex with me while we're fighting"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You tricked me to get me into bed"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's right, I got mine"},
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{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's right, I got mine"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I feel so used"},
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{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I feel so used"},
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{"Character":"<","Line":"b"},
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{"Character":"<","Line":"b"}]
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},
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"7":{
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"SceneDescription":" continues, Joey finished everything",
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"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
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{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"How was everything, sir"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Excellent. The shrew in particular was exclusive"},
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{"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Well, I hope, you got some room left"},
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{"Character":"Waiters","Line":"(with birthday cake, singing) Happy birthday to you, NEWLINEhappy<br>birthday to you, happy birthday dear .."},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"},
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{"Character":"Waiters","Line":"... Joey, happy birthday to you"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's the best birthday ever"},
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{"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's the best birthday ever"}]
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}
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}
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},
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"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//THE ONE WITH PHOEBE'S BIRTHDAY DINNER.html"}
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