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<h1 align="center">The One After Vegas</h1>
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<p>Written by: Adam Chase<br>
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Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Eric Aasen</a></p>
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<hr>
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<p>[Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about
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to get married.]</p>
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<b>
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</b><p><b><b>Chandler:</b></b> Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get
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married!</p>
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<b>
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</b><p><b><b>Monica:</b></b> Are you sure you wanna do this?</p>
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<p>(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And
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Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)</p>
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<b>
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</b><p><b><b>Ross:</b></b> Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)</p>
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<b>
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</b><p><b><b>Rachel:</b></b> Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)</p>
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<p>(They storm out into the street.)</p>
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<b>
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</b><p><b><b>Rachel:</b></b> Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!</p>
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<p>(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and
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needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Whoa!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh my God!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (entering with Phoebe) Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay! Okay! Okay! (They run into the chapel.)</p>
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<p>(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh my God!! Is <b>everybody</b> getting married?!!</p>
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<p>(Phoebe and Joey run back out and head towards the street.)</p>
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<p><b>Attendant:</b> (scolding them) N-No running in the chapel!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (to her) Hey! Don<6F>t you give me any of your<75>Hey! (Sees
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Chandler and Monica standing there.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What are you guys doing here?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married!
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Isn<EFBFBD>t that why you guys are here?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes! Well that-yes.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Why else would we be here?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> We actually missed it.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, maybe you wouldn<64>t have had you (turns to the attendant) <b>run
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in the chapel</b>!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> This is insane!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What<61>s the big deal, y<>know? It<49>s not like it<69>s a
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real marriage.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What?!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you<6F>re only married in Vegas.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you<6F>re
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married everywhere.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (shocked) Really?! </p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh my God!<21>Eh! Well<6C></p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
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<p>{Transciber<65>s note: In case you haven<65>t heard, Courteney Cox got married to
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David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was
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a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For
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they<EFBFBD>re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an
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interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette,
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and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman
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Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are<72>}</p>
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<p>[Scene: Rachel<65>s hotel room, she<68>s waking up with a horrendous hangover.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohhh! (Looks in the mirror and sees that she still has her mustache and
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groans.)</p>
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<p>(Suddenly, there<72>s movement beside her, startling her. It<49>s Ross! He wakes up
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and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated
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their hangovers.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Why are we in bed together?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I don<6F>t know. Do-do you have any clothes on?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (checks) Yeah.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Really?!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No! But we-we didn<64>t have<76>sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don<6F>t
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remember much about last night, it was such a blur.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> And we didn<64>t have sex. </p>
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<p>(Rachel agrees with him and starts to get out of bed.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I<>m just glad we didn<64>t do
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anything stupid.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has
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"Just Married" written on his back.)</p>
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<p>[Scene: The breakfast buffet, Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Mornin<69> Pheebs. (Sits down.) Well, my movie has officially been
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canceled.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh Joey, I<>m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Nah, I<>m too depressed to eat. I<>ll probably eat in like 5
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minutes. So I guess I<>ll just fly home with you guys, what time<6D>s your flight?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What about my cab?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I don<6F>t need that anymore.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I don<6F>t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely.
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(Gets an idea.) Oh<4F>ooh! How about you come with me?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I don<6F>t know, it<69>s such a long trip.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> It<49>ll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be
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our chance to like renew our friendship.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Sure?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> All right. Although I don<6F>t think we need one, I never stopped
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loving you.</p>
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<p>(Chandler and Monica enter.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Where is the waitress?! I<>m starving!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> It<49>s a buffet man.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, here<72>s where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the
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buffet table with Chandler in tow.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Listen, I gotta talk to you.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Sure! What<61>s up? (He grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a
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huge pile of scrambled eggs. Chandler just stares at him and Joey reluctantly gives him a
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spoonful.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Monica and I almost got married last night.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh my God! That<61>s huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I
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wasn<EFBFBD>t invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don<6F>t say,
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"Ross." Do <b>not </b>say, "Ross."</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Look, I just don<6F>t think Monica and I are ready to get married
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yet! Y<>know? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out
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of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast.
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Y<EFBFBD>know? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh! Tell her she<68>s not marriage material.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What?!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she<68>s anything
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like me, she<68>s just gonna be relieved.</p>
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<p>[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> How do I tell Chandler that it<69>s too soon. It<49>s gonna break
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his heart, he<68>s not gonna think that I don<6F>t love him anymore.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well you don<6F>t.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Yes I do!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Good! Good! I was just testing you.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (returning with Joey) Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh hi! Hi! Y<>know, we were just talking about bacon.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable. </p>
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<p>(Ross and Rachel enter.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey!</p>
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<b>
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</b><p><b>The Girls:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey!</p>
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<p>(They both sit down and Rachel pours them both some coffee. They<65>re acting like
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nothing<EFBFBD>s happened and everyone is just staring at them.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or<4F></p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (To Ross) I don<6F>t know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night?
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Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.</p>
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<p>(Rachel turns to Ross stunned.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Rach! We weren<65>t gonna miss our friends getting married!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (not quite sure) You did.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What?! Hello! We didn<64>t get married.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, we didn<64>t get married! That<61>s ridiculous!</p>
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<p>(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they <b>did</b> in fact get
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married.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> We-we-we<77>I remember being in a chapel.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh my God.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I<>They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> They let you get married when you<6F>re drunk! Most people who get
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married in Vegas <b>are</b> drunk!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hell, I<>m drunk right now! (They all turn and look at her.) What? I
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can<EFBFBD>t have a mimosa with breakfast?! I<>m on vacation!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What are you guys gonna do?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one<6E>s
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free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one<6E>s free.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Laugh it up, but the joke<6B>s on you. Because we don<6F>t need to get
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divorced, okay? We we<77>re just gonna get an annulment. </p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> An annulment? Ross! I don<6F>t think surgery<72>s the answer here.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh-oh, that<61>s your thing.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You<6F>re thing. You<6F>re thing. Y<>know? You<6F>re the guy
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who gets divorced.</p>
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<p><strong>All:</strong> Oh yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No-no, that<61>s-that<61>s not my thing! I do not love getting
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divorced!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much
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you<EFBFBD>re probably gonna marry it! Then it won<6F>t work out and you<6F>re gonna
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have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) I<>m so drunk.</p>
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<p>[Scene: The casino floor, Chandler and Monica are walking through it.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> So, what do <b>you</b> think we should do?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I don<6F>t know. But I-I-I know I love you!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I know I love you! (They hug.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have
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all the marriages thing? I love you.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> That<61>s a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice
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decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes, we don<6F>t get married unless there<72>s a sign! Okay, so
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say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then there<72>s a <b>definite</b>
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sign that we should get married.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we
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don<EFBFBD>t get married.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Sounds great.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay. (They approach the craps table.)</p>
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<p><b>Croupler:</b> Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Ready?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ready!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (sarcastic) Come on eight.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.</p>
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<p>(Monica rolls the dice.)</p>
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<p><b>Croupler:</b> Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and they<65>re stunned.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Wow! I can<61>t believe I actually rolled an eight.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> That was <b>so</b> unlikely. Well, let<65>s get married! I guess.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Wait a minute. That wasn<73>t a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard
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eight.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> That<61>s right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah. (They go pack.) We<57>re doing the right thing, right?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to
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fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a
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clear-cut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler
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and Monica standing side-by-side holding each other<65>s hands.)</p>
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<p>[Scene: Phoebe<62>s cab, Phoebe and Joey are driving back. Phoebe is driving while
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Joey is sleeping.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come
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on Joey! You can<61>t win if you don<6F>t ask any (sees that he<68>s asleep) <b>QUESTIONS</b>!!!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (wakes up) What?!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, you promised me a fun road trip! We<57>ve been on the road six
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hours and you<6F>ve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest
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stop and <b>you</b> are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you
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greedy sleeper!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> All right. All right.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the
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radio<EFBFBD>s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Really? I don<6F>t<EFBFBD></p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Sing!!</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (starts singing) <i>I wanna rock and roll all night</i>! (Falls asleep.)</p>
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<p>[Time lapse, Phoebe is asleep, Joey<65>s driving and having a hard time staying
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awake.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (to himself) Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No! (He opens
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his eyes and sees a hitchhiker.)</p>
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||
|
||
<p>[Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the
|
||
car<EFBFBD>s still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Hitchhiker:</b> (driving) Morning! (Phoebe screams again.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey, hubby!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole
|
||
annulment thing?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Uh-huh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I<>m not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay! So, we<77>ll just stay married.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yes, exactly!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I<>d have to talk you
|
||
into this more.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, see now I<>m scared because I don<6F>t actually think
|
||
you<EFBFBD>re kidding.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I<>m-I<>m not kidding. Look I-I, I can<61>t have <b>three</b>
|
||
failed marriages. I can<61>t. Okay? I-I am not gonna be <b>that</b> guy!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What-wh-what so we<77>ll just stay married forever?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some
|
||
form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box
|
||
that says Mrs.! It<49>s <b>right</b> next to it!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh, okay, I<>m sorry. You<6F>re right. Y<>know what? We
|
||
absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far <b>away</b>
|
||
from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what
|
||
you<EFBFBD>re asking of me.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I<>m asking you to do me a favor. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>{Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put
|
||
them down before you stink out the person next to you.}</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> You are asking me to be your wife!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well you did pull his hair.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> He took my snack!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I<>m not getting into this again!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay! Oh God, y<>know what? It<49>s really bad.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay.
|
||
(He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of
|
||
Monica who is only holding on by his neck.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> This doesn<73>t mean anything, does it?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Phoebe<62>s cab, she<68>s driving, Joey<65>s in the back seat, and the
|
||
hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a
|
||
rape<EFBFBD>(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhiker<65>s face), a rapist or a
|
||
killer or something!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Don<6F>t you think I asked him that before he got in?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Y<>know what? I<>m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To
|
||
the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Hitchhiker:</b> No!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Do you like car games?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Hitchhiker:</b> Yeah, y<>know the license plate game?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I <b>love</b> the license plate game!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Ooh, I<>ll play! I<>ll play!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the
|
||
partition.) </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make
|
||
you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and <b>you</b> get to
|
||
keep all the presents!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I
|
||
thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay
|
||
married.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I don<6F>t know if it<69>s true.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh b-b-but it is!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, okay, y<>know what this is? <b>This</b> is a difference of
|
||
opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the
|
||
world<EFBFBD>s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if <b>you</b> do not get this annulment, <b>I</b>
|
||
will!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> All right. All right, I<>ll do it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any
|
||
such thing as an annulment shower?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Ross turns and leaves.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Phoebe<62>s cab, it<69>s the same arrangement as before.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Hitchhiker:</b> Wait! Wait! There is the train station!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, okay.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Hitchhiker:</b> This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> And I have your name and the fact that you<6F>re a drifter, so the
|
||
ball<EFBFBD>s pretty much in your court.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Hitchhiker:</b> All right, see ya Pheebs. (Gets out and Phoebe drives away.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Come on Pheebs! I can<61>t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to
|
||
you. Huh? (Starts singing.) <i>Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines
|
||
on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on</i>!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Stop it! Stop it no! That<61>s not fair! Y<>know I can<61>t
|
||
resist that beautiful voice!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your
|
||
friend and I didn<64>t deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an
|
||
important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I
|
||
know you.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You can still sleep at night and stuff.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I<>ve got a really
|
||
good one! I<>ve been thinking about it since Kansas.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yes.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Is it a meatball sub?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> That is incredible! You are the master!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a
|
||
bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and
|
||
those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Huh, that<61>s funny. You look like you<6F>re gonna be the<68></p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> No, don<6F>t say it! Don<6F>t even think it!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> All right, should we just, should we just get married? Y<>know? I
|
||
mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I<>m sick of the signs! It<49>s too fast, I<>m happy the way
|
||
things are!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Me too!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I don<6F>t want things to change! Do you?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything
|
||
stays the same! And you go unpack because it<69>s been three days and it<69>s driving
|
||
me insane!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Jeez, relax! It<49>s not like we<77>re mar-ah-ah!! (Runs out.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering, slowly) Y<>know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack
|
||
here?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Then all your stuff would be here.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, what if all my stuff was here?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Then you<6F>d be going back and forth all the time, I mean it
|
||
doesn<EFBFBD>t make any sense.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I<>m
|
||
saying?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Live together? There have been no signs for that.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Me asking is kind of a sign.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> <b>YES</b>!!!!!!!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay!!!!!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(And the crowd goes wild! Well, at least the live studio audience.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Here<72>s your key (Gets him one.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh thanks.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Here<72>s your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out
|
||
and come back in!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> The door hasn<73>t been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.)
|
||
Ready?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Ready!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(He tries, but something happens.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I can<61>t get
|
||
in!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Wait! Oh my God! I can<61>t get out!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> This is not a sign!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> No, it<69>s not a sign! It<49>s a very old key!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> It<49>s an old key!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh my God it<69>s old!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I love you!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> I love you!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Are you hugging the door right now.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Pause)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Monica:</b> No.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah-yeah, me neither.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, yeah, no problems. It<49>s all taken care of.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh yeah, why not?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Pheebs?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No thanks, I<>ve already seen one.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, umm, I<>m gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Always.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I didn<64>t get the annulment.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What?!</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Ross:</b> We<57>re still married! Don<6F>t tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets
|
||
up leaving Phoebe in shock.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>Ending Credits</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
<p>[Scene: The hallway, Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the
|
||
lock.]</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> What are you doing?</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> The key<65>s stuck in the lock.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment)
|
||
Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (trying the handle) It still doesn<73>t work.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Joey:</b> I<>m not finished.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder
|
||
against the door, and knocks it down off it<69>s hinges.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Nice job Joe! You<6F>re quite the craftsmen.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>(Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.)</p>
|
||
|
||
<p align="center"><strong>End</strong></p>
|
||
|
||
|
||
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