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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Phoebe","Monica","Ross","Joey","Chandler","Rachel","Mrs. Geller","Mr. Geller","Woman","Man","Aunt Lisa","Uncle Dan","Parker","(They sit bac"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parentsNEWLINEanniversary party"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sure. Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sure. Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, whos the guy"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, whos the guy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, his name is Parker and I met him at the drycleaners"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers? (Sits up) Who saidNEWLINEthat"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, hes really great though. He has this incredible zest forNEWLINElife, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughtyNEWLINEgirl I am"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Ross) Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to momNEWLINEand dad this year"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Ross) Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to momNEWLINEand dad this year"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20<sup>th</sup>"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, Id really like to"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, Id really like to"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, Id really like to"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always reallyNEWLINEmoving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And you wonder why Ross is their favorite"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And you wonder why Ross is their favorite"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him,NEWLINEand pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, God, yourNEWLINEbrother. Know what theyll say this year? God, yo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points toNEWLINEhimself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really you can do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really you can do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really you can do that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really you can do that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well INEWLINEcant do it with you guys watching me"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"<strong>Mr. and</strong> Mrs. Geller","Line":"H"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys haveNEWLINEany pearls of wisdom?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Jack"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick? (Looking aNEWLINEtoothpick"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmmm…"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmmm…"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmmm…"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you…were so excite"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you…were so excite"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you…were so excite"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"And also, congratulations on your wedding"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha—What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha—What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha—What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha—What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha—What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wha—What"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Can we talk to you for just a yknow… Its just aNEWLINElittle thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having thisNEWLINEbaby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weveNEWLINEtold them all that youre married"},
{"Character":"<strong>Ross and</strong> Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"<strong>Ross and</strong> Rachel","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Thanks for going along with this"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Thanks for going along with this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad so what we have to pretend that were married"},
{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Can you believe that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Can you believe that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Can you believe that"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Can you believe that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a passNEWLINEat the nosal area"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, us having to lie about being married"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, us having to lie about being married"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party,NEWLINEand its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont sayNEWLINEanything. If it comes up again, well just…smile. Well nod along"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Ross"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Man","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Da"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Da"},
{"Character":"Aunt Lisa","Line":"Congratulations on the baby, and on the weddin"},
{"Character":"<strong>Ross and</strong> Rachel","Line":"Hmmmm…"},
{"Character":"<strong>Ross and</strong> Rachel","Line":"Hmmmm…"},
{"Character":"Uncle Dan","Line":"Heres a little something to get you started. (Hands them aNEWLINEcheck"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Aunt Lisa","Line":"So, hows married life treating you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looking at the check) Unbelievable"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looking at the check) Unbelievable"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We love marriage"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We love marriage"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We love marriage"},
{"Character":"Aunt Lisa","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Aunt Lisa","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Aunt Lisa","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"(The rest of the gang arrives including Parker","Line":"The rest of the gang arrives including Parker."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, beingNEWLINEhere with all of you in Event Room C…I feel so lucky. I think of all the good timesNEWLINEthat have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but noneNEWLINEof them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment!NEWLINEIts like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mentalNEWLINEpicture of them all."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I dont think the flash went off"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I dont think the flash went off"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Dahaaa! (Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain.)NEWLINEIm going to find the mens room, be right back"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ill go with yo"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ill go with yo"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ill go with yo"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ill go with yo"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Come on"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Come on"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Come on"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a hugeNEWLINEbutterfly net looking for that man"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimentingNEWLINEmy thing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I mustNEWLINEtake a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry…(He looks behind him thenNEWLINEnotices its Phoebe then stops his impression."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Were you guys making fun of Parker"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Were you guys making fun of Parker"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That depends, how much did you hear"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That depends, how much did you hear"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, he a little enthusiastic, whats wrong with that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its just that, its so much"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Its just that, its so much"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated?NEWLINETag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? DoNEWLINEyou want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like theNEWLINEwhos who of human crap. (Walks off"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I feel terrible"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I feel terrible"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I feel terrible"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I feel terrible"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I kno"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I kno"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I kno"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I kno"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I kno"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What was wrong with Mona"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What was wrong with Mona"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Phoebes apartment, Parker and her are entering.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"My God what a fantastically well lit hallway"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh thank God."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh thank God."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh thank God."},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Its a haven. A third-floor paradise. A modern-day Eden in theNEWLINEmidst"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit andNEWLINErelax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"That sounds great. (Sits down) My God this is the most comfortable couchNEWLINEIve ever sat on in my entire life. (Bounces on couch"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lets try something else, lets play a game"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lets try something else, lets play a game"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lets try something else, lets play a game"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"I love games"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"I love games"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"I love games"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest.NEWLINE(Giggles"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Or…<i>Jenga</i>"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Or…<i>Jenga</i>"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Or…<i>Jenga</i>"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But, lets play this one first. And remember whoever talks firstNEWLINEloses!"},
{"Character":"(They sit bac","Line":"They sit back"},
{"Character":"(They sit bac","Line":"They sit back"},
{"Character":"(They sit bac","Line":"They sit back"},
{"Character":"(They sit bac","Line":"They sit back"},
{"Character":"(They sit bac","Line":"They sit back"},
{"Character":"(They sit bac","Line":"They sit back"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"I lose, now <i>Jenga</i>"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Oh my God!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Oh my God!"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Is something wrong"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Is something wrong"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Is something wrong"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect?NEWLINEEverything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a millionNEWLINEfairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You dont have to put a good spin on everything"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You dont have to put a good spin on everything"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Im sorry thats who I am. Im a positive person"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Im sorry thats who I am. Im a positive person"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at <i>Disneyland</i>,NEWLINEgetting laid!"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, lessNEWLINEhappy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Much less happy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Much less happy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Much less happy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Much less happy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Much less happy"},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Fine! Well then to quote Ross, Id better be going."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass onNEWLINEyour way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him."},
{"Character":"(Theres a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it","Line":"Theres a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it."},
{"Character":"(Theres a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it","Line":"Theres a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it."},
{"Character":"Parker","Line":"Isnt this the most incredible fight youve ever had in yourNEWLINEentire life?"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh. (Closes door"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh. (Closes door"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh. (Closes door"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh huh. (Closes door"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross and Monica are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40<sup>th</sup>NEWLINEanniversary, youre the one giving the speech."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was aNEWLINEbeautiful speech."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, come on."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, come on."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, come on."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, come on."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, weNEWLINEdid learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin.NEWLINEAnd what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. AndNEWLINEyou know what? I think she was."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?"}]
}
}
},
"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One In Massapequa.html"}