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{"Content":{
"Cast":["Phoebe","Chandler","Monica","Ross","Student","Rachel","Waitress","Joey","Joey's Date"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries andNEWLINEfind Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! I got you a present!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally gotNEWLINEhere"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding youNEWLINEalready sang"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting) I love it! Its huge!! Lets open it! Open it!!NEWLINE(Monica rips open the paper."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Its a <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i> machine!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Its a <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i> machine!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Its a <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i> machine!"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I didnt know where to put it so I just left it here for now"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right. (He goes to push it and it doesnt move."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kinda like it here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kinda like it here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kinda like it here"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do you really like it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do you really like it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade!NEWLINEThis is like—Oh my, this is like my second favorite game"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really? What was your first"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really? What was your first"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well I-I really dont remember the name of it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well what did it do"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well what did it do"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well what did it do"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, you just—you put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull someNEWLINEhandles and win like a candy bar or something"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A vending machine"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A vending machine"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A vending machine"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i>.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked offNEWLINEall of your top scores, how sad"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont!NEWLINEDont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who cares? Its a stupid game"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You only think its stupid because you suck at it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You only think its stupid because you suck at it"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I dont suck. Its sucks. You suck"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you,NEWLINEthen maybe I should just keep it"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why dont youNEWLINEgo home and wait for the thank you card"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why do you want to play this game so bad"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why do you want to play this game so bad"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why do you want to play this game so bad"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Its not like it spits out a <i>Clark</i> bar after everyNEWLINEgame"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. Phoebe thats it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. GetNEWLINEout! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica cant move her.) OhNEWLINEcome…Phoebe"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" N.Y.U, Ross is teaching a class.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"…which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance.NEWLINE(The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where theNEWLINEFreeman building is"},
{"Character":"Student","Line":"Yeah, its the new building on Avenue A"},
{"Character":"Student","Line":"Yeah, its the new building on Avenue A"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teachNEWLINEa graduate seminar there in ten minutes"},
{"Character":"Student","Line":"Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen"},
{"Character":"Student","Line":"Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen"},
{"Character":"(Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exitingNEWLINEstudents","Line":"Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exitingNEWLINEstudents."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! Im the teacher!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! Im the teacher!"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachels dinner order.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now the filet mignon, what comes with that"},
{"Character":"Waitress","Line":"Theres a side of steamed vegetables"},
{"Character":"Waitress","Line":"Theres a side of steamed vegetables"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substituteNEWLINEthe three-pound lobster"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (TheNEWLINEwaitress leaves."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date—Oh, I almostNEWLINEforgot. I didnt pay you the rent check"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So doNEWLINEyou have any moves"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for—(Laughs.)NEWLINEIm sorry I couldnt even get through that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wineNEWLINEsent to my table from a fan"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well it does when you combine it with, This is so embarrassing, INEWLINEjust want to have a normal life"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you poor little famous man"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you poor little famous man"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you poor little famous man"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the nightNEWLINEto kiss you, but youre so beautiful…I dont think I can"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looks interested) Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leanedNEWLINEin. I really almost did"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright. So whered you grow up"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright. So whered you grow up"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on, just answer the question"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And so were-were you close to your parents"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distanceNEWLINEyknow—I mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) ItsNEWLINEgotta be rough"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it is. Its really tough. Yknow sometimes INEWLINEthink—Wow!! Nice move"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it is. Its really tough. Yknow sometimes INEWLINEthink—Wow!! Nice move"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whered you grow up, its so simple"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the restNEWLINEroom"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"(Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room","Line":"Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And now youre watching me walk away"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And now youre watching me walk away"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes I am! Again so simple"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes I am! Again so simple"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I am not gonna answer that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross ifNEWLINEyou had to, if you had to, who would you punch"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of them"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of them"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such aNEWLINEwonderful time"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date soNEWLINEmuch"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date soNEWLINEmuch"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my dateNEWLINEleaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on theNEWLINEcellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lipsNEWLINElook irresistible."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Now you cant tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, like a moth to a flame, Im telling ya. Okay all right, so nowNEWLINEyou go"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I dont want to tell you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I dont want to tell you"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because its embarrassing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because its embarrassing"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks atNEWLINEhim.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, justNEWLINEtell me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when wereNEWLINEat the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for aNEWLINEsecond, and then I make this sound, Hmmm. Okay, I know it doesnt soundNEWLINElike anything, but I swear it works"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. (She kisses him.) Yeah. (She goes into her room.) Me to. (He thenNEWLINEstarts to freak out."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying to erase Chandlers dirty wordsNEWLINEwhile he looks on.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I got that. Ill escape over there. Ill come back overNEWLINEhere. All right, come on <i>Ms. Pac-Man</i>. Its got—Right—(She dies.)NEWLINEWell, youre just a little bitch, arent you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging theNEWLINEgame before—(Sees the top ten list)—Oh my God! Your friends have someNEWLINEunfortunate initials"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Theyre all Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Theyre all Chandler"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Theyre all Chandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler sucks! He couldnt have gotten this good"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. (They bothNEWLINElook at him.) Was it just me?"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no! Im fine. Its just… Hey, can I ask you something?NEWLINEHave you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and thenNEWLINEsuddenly…suddenly see them a different way"},
{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"You mean like from behind"},
{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"You mean like from behind"},
{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"You mean like from behind"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, that…thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and heNEWLINEseemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talkingNEWLINEabout"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talkingNEWLINEabout"},
{"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watchesNEWLINEher go.) Ehhh"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching <i>Cujo</i> while Joey returns from hisNEWLINEdate scaring Rachel.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching <i>Cujo</i>"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(incredulous) Alone?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(incredulous) Alone?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, did you get to the part where theyre trapped in the car andNEWLINECujos throwin himself at the windshield"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, whatNEWLINEare you doing home so early? What happened to your date"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didnt work out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didnt work out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didnt work out"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didnt work out"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but INEWLINEreally hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to RachelNEWLINEwhos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protectNEWLINEme"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (Pushes play.) Okay, thats him! Thats him! ThatsNEWLINECujo! Thats Cujo"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God….Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (DragsNEWLINEJoey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this?NEWLINEArent you scared"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Terrified. (But for a totally different reason."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Terrified. (But for a totally different reason."}]
}
}
},
"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Joey Dates Rachel.html"}